YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY ART REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83510532
i PISSED myself from laughing at this scene! Literally piss and shit everywhere!

I understand it, your match with Jericho at Vengeance '01 is great.

>>83510532
ITT: Fans

just got back from Viewing that Comedy Kino

I can confirm its a urinating good time for the whole family.

There I was sitting in the dark theater. Wearing my Jean Shorts and Sandals (my regular theater fashion).
its a non stop laugh riot. actually its too many laughs because i missed some jokes when the entire audience were guffawing uncontrollably. About half way into the showing i felt a warn wet sensation on my bare feet. I looked down and noticed a steady stream of urine washing down over my feet.
By the third act the piss stream turned into a mighty cataract of warm yellow liquid

>>83510790
>his piss is yellow
Enjoy that kidney stone fella

>>83511044

Ohh! We got a medical student ovah heah

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>>83510532
YOUR MOVIE IS TRASH, ROCK
>WHAT?
THOSE MOVIE THEATERS ARE EMMMPTY
>WHAT?
YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH, WHAT THE HELL DOES HASH TAG LITTY EVEN MEAN?
>WHAT?
YOU'RRRE AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF TRASH, AND THE ONLY PISS THERE'LL BE, IS WHEN OL' STONE CRITIC STEVE ROTTEN BEAATS IT OUT YOU
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE

>>83511044
Someone get the hothead out.

Paul Town?

>>83511103

>bounce, spin, spit take

That's beautiful

So did he tweet more litty shit?

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ill never forgive him for corrupting my waifu

>>83511935
you can't corrupt the devil

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when you gettin litty with the crew watching baywatch(tm) and the raunchy scene comes on and you piss yourself and look at you crew and dem all pissed themselves #baywatch #funny #r-rated hilarious

>>83510532
Autism aside, lit's a pretty decent movie.

Unironically fell asleep in this movie. It was pretty crappy, I even went in wanting to like it because I like the Rock

>THIS IS WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO DRUMPF'S HEAD AAAAAAAAAAA

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>>83510532
The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, greeting it MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY R-18 COMEDY. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.

Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LITTY.

>>83512976

Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

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>>83512976

>>83512976
Keit-Ai has been made into:

>a wiki
>a fanfic
>a fictionpress story
>a manga
>a meme
>a series recognized by TV Tropes
>an anime preview
>an anime episode
>an anime series
>an honest-to-goodness anime movie
>Oscar considered
>a critically acclaimed box office success in Japan
>a worldwide hit
>the no. 1 highest grossing anime film of all time
>a certified fresh movie on Rotten Tomatoes

Meme magic is amazing.

>>83511935
that bitch wanted to fuck his mind with these succubus eyes.

>>83512976
Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.

http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE
https://myanimelist.net/anime/32281/Kimi_no_Na_wa
http://www.forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2016/11/08/kimi-no-na-wa-makes-oscar-consideration-list-for-best-animated-feature/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-11-28/your-name-anime-film-earns-19.4-billion-yen-to-surpass-princess-mononoke/.109255
https://www.madman.com.au/news/your-name-wins-best-animated-film-at-the-los-angeles-critics-awards/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-17/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-china-of-all-time/.110044
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-19/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-thailand-of-all-time/.110097
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-06/shinkai-your-name-film-opens-at-no.1-in-s-korea/.110606
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-05/shinkai-your-name-jumps-41-percent-in-box-office-from-last-weekend/.110671
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films
http://comicbook.com/anime/2017/01/16/kimi-no-na-wa-becomes-highest-grossing-anime-film-ever/
http://animetourism.lab-kadokawa.com/