You're in a room full of miscellaneous furniture and objects

I anally rape his son

let his black partner fug my gf

hilariously beat myself up with the furniture and objects as though some invisible guy is laying the smack down on me

Watched the first two Police Story movies recently and wow I can't believe that jackie was never asked to direct a movie for hollywood.

>>83507636
>that chasing after the bus scene
>that Police Story theme song playing

Pure kino

It's time for buddy cop adventure.

Regardless of what he says, he clearly does want trouble so he's lost his protection.

>>83507271
Call my friends from the chinese mafia and teach this punk a lesson.
I mean what's he gonna do?

JACKIE CHAN
IS THE NICEST GUY
IN EVERY MOVIE

https://youtu.be/jV37y1gZqgs

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>>83507271

approach him from behind
tap his shoulder
when he turns around, swing a wild punch at his face.

as long as he doesn't duck, i should be in the clear

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>>83507271
What's up my nigga?

>>83507636
probably because in america there are safety regulations, also jackie never really learned english.

>>83508364
>"I hate english!"
>"It's not a good language!"
>supports the PRC
>practice kung fu

Is he a modern Boxer rebel?

>>83507271
>kung fu meme
>being a good fighter
Pick one and only one.
*overhand right him in another dimension*

>>83507636
>>83507672
>That theme song
>The fight when hes using the clothes rack
Makes me hard

>>83508411
He has a point, English is a ridiculous language

>>83507271
kek

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>>83510060
indeed