Is Ancient Aliens kino?

Dude weed

>>83506447
Yes. /x/-kino

>>83506447
There are some things about the Ancient Aliens theory that make you think but the show has gone on far too long and 90% of it is just stretching it.

I liked watching it because I truly believed that the hosts genuinely believed their deprave rantings. It was like observing the patients in a mental asylum.

>>83506447
It used to be entertaining bullshit, now it's just bullshit. Most of the time it's not even "ancient" anymore.

>>83506534
The first 3 or so seasons were nice. Good episodes became more spread out over time. The spooky narrator and music gets grinding after a while too. I don't think it is meant to be horrifying as much as eye-opening but the music says otherwise. I still think it is up there with Unsolved mysteries as a good paranormal documentary show.

>>83506578
It's starting to merge with UFO Files.

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>>83506447

>>83506447
No, the theories on the show are almost as ridiculous as Pizzagate.

>>83506447
It has it's moments. I always go back to the Underground Aliens episode. P cool

Also this guys podcast with Joe Rogan is comfy

>>83506693
>Pizzagate

So backed by mountains of evidence? Hmm really pops my corn

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>>83506638

Tsouk as probably fucked some alien hybrids. He's a pimp.

>>83506447
it really is comfy and they find a way to talk about interesting things without going to overboard on muh aliums. Giorgio produces the whole series and goes out of his way to make sure the real experts get airtime and are treated fairly.

>>83506770
Confirmation bias isn't evidence

>>83506837
Yeah it's really comfy and non-threatening. I watching sometimes before going to sleep. There is something soothing about David Hatcher Childress' voice

>>83506447
A S S O M E A N C I E N T A S T R O N A U T T H E O R I S T S B E L I E V E

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>>83506447

You can actually see the enlightenment happening

Could this ancient underwater city be some koind of secret USO base, maybe.

>>83507366

I knew you'd be here.

>>83507027
Like Moses coming back from the mountain.

>>83507456
Jahweh was definitely an ancient alien.

>>83506447
>Dude, anything interesting that humanity ever did was actually just ayy lmaos lmao.

>>83506447
I hate the way they present it as if it's fucking real when it's a mixture of fantasy, speculation and sometimes just straight up lies and bullshit.

>>83507547
>not realizing the show is one massive false flag to shit up discussion.

>>83507585
They always quickly throw in the scientifically accepted consensus at the end of a segment, though, and they pad everything with, "Is it possible that..." and, "Could this mean that..." language. It's actually very lawyerly how they present all their fucking bullshit.

>>83507547
> dude anything interesting thing humans ever claimed to happen outside of uniformitarian humanism is just fairy tales for kids and didn't actually happen lmao

>>83507629
Good. People were too complacent with their fairy tales about god instead of getting down to the bottom of things. It's far more believable than the priest's interpretation of holy works that god is all knowing and will damn me for touching myself. Why couldn't other planets have a head start on us and how couldn't this be remembered as what we know now as religions after a few retellings?

>>83507647
>ancient astronaut theorists say yes...

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>>83506447

>Panflute plays

>>83507732
>paul bunyan was an ayylamao. hahah really makes you think.

>>83506447

YES

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this guy always seems nervous and sweaty.
does he know too much?

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Will our boy Giorgio ever go back on JRE?