I CAN'T FIND YOUR LEGS

Poor Rambo. Dude just wanted a sandwich.

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>>83504297
>they were gonna go cruisin'

>>83504297

I USED TO DRIVE A TANK
I COULD FLY A CHOPPER
I WAS IN CHARGE OF MILLION DOLLAR EQUIPMENT

AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN KEEP A LOUSY JOB PARKING CARS

>>83504818
>FUCK ALL THESE MEXICANS

What did he mean by this?

>Trautman: It was a bad time for everyone, Rambo. It's all in the past now.
>Rambo: For *you*!

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>watching this for the first time
>seems like generic action movie
>this scene drops
>choke up

>>83505435
>>seems like generic action movie
fuckin plebs

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>watch this scene with a woman
>LOL WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? I CAN BARELY UNDERSTAND HIM!
I fucking hate women so much holy shit

>>83504297
why are the sequels basically the opposite of First Blood?

>>83505771
because Reagan-era, anti-Communist propaganda

it's a damn shame

>>83505771

Rambo 2 literally opens with Stallone saying "Do we get to win this time?" It's pure wish-fulfillment where a lone soldier tells the bureaucrats and pencil pushers to fuck off, then retroactively wins the Vietnam war. It just got bigger from there.

>>83505435
in the orginal ending he shot himself

>>83505809
indeed. the first one is pure kino, and the landscape (British Columbia) is GOAT as well

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>>83505901
Anyone seen Rambo 3? I wanna see it because the trailer seems like it gives off MGSV feels. Can anyone confirm?

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>>83505995
I haven't really seen it, but I played pic related many times as a child, it had cutscenes from the movie that happened in a desert, and I'm almost sure that Rambo 3 takes place in a desert?

>>83505894

Kind of. He forces Trautman to kill him. Suicide by C.O.

>>83505995

Aesthetically there's a bit in common but that's about it. Stallone is ridiculously shredded in it, and he also teams up with the Muhajadeen (proto-Taliban) to fight the Russians. It hasn't aged particularly well.