meme off bro, me and you

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>>83501583

>>83501583
Why am I just now getting a gif of this

I'd say that this distraction would have worked even in real life.
Even i would stop what i'm doing as my brain is attempting to process the idiocy unfolding in front of me.

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from memory

Doctor pavel im cia
Uh you dont get to bring friends
Theyre not my friends
Dont worry no charge for them
And why would I want them
They work for the mercenary. The masketta man.
GET EM ON BOARD ILL CALL IT IN
>later, on cias spaceship
alright the flight plan i listed with the agency lists myself, my men, BUT only ONE of YOU
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DOCTOR PAVEL
bang bang
ALOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!
Or perhaps hes wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of plane.
AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK
WHO ARE YOU?
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
Bane?
If I pull that off will you die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big guy.
For you.
Alright. You got yourselves caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Crashing this plane...with no survivors!

Thanks a lot, /tv/. Thanks a WHOLE BUNCH. I went to school to help people with disabilities and I can't recall a single note of that shit.

>>83502180
Missing:

He wasn't alone.
They were trying to grab yer prize.

Bane???

me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, BUT only ONE of YOU

TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WHERE THE MASK!

It doesn't mater who we are. What matters is our plan.

No! They will be expecting one of us in the wreckage
Have we started the fire?
Yes, the fire rises.

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*blocks your meme*

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>>83501892
This
>a few years ago a retard assaulted me. I was sitting on a bench reading, between classes when my ankle flew up eye height
>he said, 'up goes the weasel'
>then yanked me off the bench and I hit my head
>he ran off laughing but I couldn't comprehend what had happened

I've been in fights before and while I've been on the losing side I was able to put up a fight and assess the situation. This situation stuck in my mind.

>a few years later
>cutting through a park on the way home
>guy runs out the playground with a knife
>tells me to give him my cash
>don't carry cash
>panic but think back
>say 'lets not turn this rape into a murder '
>drop my pants
>waddle towards him
>he is frozen
>headbutt him in the nose
>he stumbles over
>looks back at me then just scrambles up and runs

I would have probably been stabbed if it wasn't for that tard

>>83502876
>I was sitting on a bench reading, between classes
What a fucking nerd. Please lose your virginity.

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Haha! Just came back from watching BAYWATCH again! Everyone who i spoke to said the movie is Awesome!

>wow you dance pretty good... for a big guy

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>>83501309
>You TV watchin'