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Well?
>>83499532
Gal actually got bigger. Huh.Dem thighs. Based upskirts.
>>83499591
kek im full skeleton mode man with bigger thighs than her and women have larger thighs than men
>>83499532
ask batman
>>83499532
Well at least the costume definitely got better, diaper shorts never worked that well.
>>83499532
Tits became persona non grata in Hollywood.
>>83499532
Am I meant to notice that Gadot looks bigger than your pig faced show?
>>83499621
kek you sound like a fag kek
>>83499532
What went right you mean
>>83499532
Uhhh, she actually looks like a superhero now???
>>83499532
does she get tied up? if not, no reason to see this movie. Not that I'm allowed in the theater anyway since I'm a male.
>>83499797
>>83499777
Heavenly trips confirm. Skeletons (Gadot) and landwhales (Amy Schumer, Melissa McCarthy and eventually JLaw) are the only kinds of women allowed in movies now.
>>83499777
True. I think they make female viewers feel self-conscious or something.
>>83499532
what am i supposed to be seeing? she looks pathetic in the old version and cool in the new version? but i'm pretty sure that's not your point
Gal wasn't the worst part but she looked awfully out of place in the Themyscira scenes.
>>83499532
Zack Snyder and Ben Afleck happening
>>83500494
Body wise yeah
>>83499532
She went from being a 10/10 perfect white piece of art to an ugly rat-faced jew.
>>83499532
Both are way too skinny for wondie.
>>83502209
>>83499532
>>83499532
This is 10/10 for actual critics
>>83502255
That's obviously not a fair comparison. Are you retarded that I have to point this out to you?
>>83502286
Wow, a Jewish woman in her 30s. What's your fucking point? She looks fine for her age.
>>83502229
should've made it Wonder MILF
>>83500230
That's fucking depressing.
>>83499532
our standards as humans got higher as globalization occurred and we discovered just how hot women could be.
>>83502296
what are you implying I'm implying?
>>83499532
Perfection
>>83499532
She looks like a goofy bimbo on the left who was probably shit at acting, even worse than gadot I mean
The right looks like an actual hero, not fap material for views
What a stupid thread, you're an idiot if you think left looks better
>>83502502
>all those porn sites with videos of her being tied up
That hour must have been nationwide fap time back in the 70s
What happened?
This man did.
is lynda carter's pussy meaty
>>83502550
yet all the male superheroes have to get on steroids and still get CGI abs
>>83502550
this, finally a sane person. is she maybe too skinny? sure, but she at least looks the part.
>>83499532
OP, Hollywood wanted to turn Wonder Woman into Jew propaganda.
i want to lick wonder woman's greasy pink puckered butthole
am i alone in this
The sad thing is OP couldn't even get laid in misogynist friendly 70s with dainty lame versions of female superheros that didn't threaten his manchild perpetually turtled penis.
The world grew up, guys like you didn't, in either case you'd still be the virgin with no friends.
>He's a titsguy
>>83502568
best hips on any human?
>>83499532
Battlefield 1 was released.
>>83499532
The target audience is now /lgbt/
Reminder that Gadot's Wonder Woman is a poor imitation
>>83502763
how come the space between her eyes is lighter than the rest of her head
>>83502832
I don't know but noticing that is probably a symptom of autism
>>83502666
>Ignores the additional superior face and hips
Whats it like being this low test?
>>83502550
She was actually pretty cool as wonder woman only seen a few episodes on those weird channels only old people get on their TV's
>>83503110
>not cutting cable and getting an antenna and watching old 70s and 80s shows on those strange OTA channels
>>83499532
>Corset Woman and Wonder Jew
>>83499532
should've photoshopped her original pre-surgery hook nose honker
I can't think of anything clever to say so here's Wonder Woman jerking off a giant joystick
>>83503110
She's been the definitive Wonder Woman for over 40 years, Wonder Woman's Christopher Reeve
Then Gal Gadot comes along, does an inferior impression of her performance, acts wooden and like a retard most of the time when she's not yelling histerically, but gives some smiles and then critics all fall for her and forget Lynda Carter even existed. They are all comparing her to Reeve now, which is insulting to Reeve and Carter. Fucking cunts. Beyond mad.
>>83502832
makeup i think, same with the shitty eyebrows
>>83503364
She's only been the "definitive" Wonder Woman because she's been the only Wonder Woman. She wasn't anything special like Reeve was.
>>83502666
>he's a closeted faggot
>>83503540
Yes she was. She wasn't very good at delivering lines in the first couple of episodes as she was very inexperienced (much more than Gadot), but even then she was just like critics are praising Gadot for. "You believe in her innocence and purity" etc, and she had her moments as well.
And she wasn't the only Wonder Woman. The others weren't good, failed and were forgotten.
The director recognizes her as the definitive Wonder Woman and the main inspiration for the characterization in the movie. Critics should too, but they only know of Reeve.
>>83499532
The costume got cooler. As for the women, they look pretty similar.
Imagine you're a bad guy and you get collared by Wonder Woman and she sits on your face during the arrest...
>>83503743
>"You believe in her innocence and purity"
Indeed this was what everyone said all this time and that she was the embodiement of the character. "Like Christopher Reeve as Superman, like Hugh Jackman as Wolverine." Now they are saying the exact same thing about Gadot, without any aknowledge for Lynda. Not even a "on par with her" or "a worthy heir" or something. They don't even mention her unless to say it was campy.
>>83502550
This. Male superheroes should follow WW's example, make them leaner and wiry. Kinda like Bruce Lee or Vinning.
I don't really care.
3/10 doesn't run very well
>>83504729
But she's got the Tom Cruise technique and everything
>>83503855
it took that pile of skeletal trash guy gadot for me to truly appreciate what a gift Linda Carter was
like, seriously, perfect woman
>>83504799
>But she's got the Tom Cruise technique and everything
you mean because they're both gay?
>>83499532
Hebrews happened.
If you didn't troll this movie for 2 years I wouldn't know piggy grandma face Lynda Carter exists.
>>83505160
I'm just mad at the complete disregard. The main reason people are liking the movie is tge characterization for Wonder Woman, and that only happened because of the influence Lynda Carter's portrayal had on the director (and she was an actual consultant).
If it was up to Snyder and Gadot, she would be a ballbuster battle hungry bond girl like she was in BvS. Now Gadot is all about "WW doesn't fight for the thrill" but that is exactly what she did with Doomsday in BvS. Her idea.
I didn't like her performance in the movie anyway. The characterization is right, but she is lacking. The positive side is that people will now appreciate a good Wonder Woman instead of the boring ones that plebs knew from animation.
I'm glad that Lynda Carter got a Special Thanks note in the credits at least.
>>83505865
She's right up Don's alley though
>>83505865
Your fault for being born after 9/11
>>83499532
What went so right /tv/?
>>83505947
Don starting his second, chill family with Lynda Carter is the best timeline
Didn't think people complaining about a woman only screening and sexist remarks actually exsisted about this movie until now.
1.the movie ruled
2.gal is probably the like genuinely prettiest woman in the world
3.shut the fuck up
>>83500230
CapeKino is full of big-titted women.
>Amy Adams
>ScarJo
>Elizabeth Olsen
>Kat Dennings
>>83505898
>instead of the boring ones that plebs knew from animation.
fuck you DCAU WW if fucking fantastic. kill yourself you ultra nigger
>>83505981
I was born 26 years ago
>>83506264
I didn't say which 9/11 :^)
>>83506186
4. HELLA FUCKIN' EPIC
>>83503808
Can we find the old man that fucked her in her prime and buy him a medal of some kind?
>>83506021
>>83503021
the placement and shape of the hips largely determine the shape of the ass anon, being a hips guy is closely correlated with being an ass guy.
t. hips-stomach-ass-face-guy masterrace
What's up with her jaw? If you look closely it looks like another jawline is underneath some kind of latex part. Look where there's the vertical shadow, the jawline is different to the right of it.
>>83502763
>>83502960
the actor playing Supergirl on CW looks a lot like her.
>>83508290
Faceblindness is a sign of autism
>>83499621
>women have larger thighs than men
wow
also show boipucci
>>83506021
>Dcuck appreciate RT now
>>83499532
Men went gay
Women went lesbian
Modern times
But seriously...its a men's fault.
>>83510266
you do realise any healthy attractive young woman should have a lot of fat in her thighs and hips (other than whales or hibernating bears its the most fat any mammal has) because the omega fats in her thighs are good for making babies which your sexuality (if semi normal straight man) already knows. so yes women have bigger thighs than men. note i said WOMEN. not 12 year old japanese girls you pedo fuck.
>>83508290
the actor who plays the president on Supergirl looks like her a lot too
Women love strong men, even made up women love it.
you fucking idiots can't even figure your own shit out.
Even though a lot of it is makeup and probably some surgery I think Lynda looks sexier than ever. Especially in motion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q84qgWfKZR4
>>83506021
>Better Director.
>Focus on a single character instead of trying to create an entire universe within two movies.
>>83499621
Proof?
>>83502286
she's old and ugly
>>83499532
>>83513292
Look at that fat beak
>>83511322
she looks amazing. why does she kiss the reporter on the lips though???
>>83502645
>people like this are the majority on 4chan now
oh well, it was fun while we weren't slate.com
>>83513324
>>83499532
I never understood the hard on for Linda Carter Wonder Woman. She has skinny flabby arms and her bottoms look like a full diaper.
>>83502645
>perpetually turtled penis
I'm using this.
>>83511322
her neck reveals her age (63)
>>83513731
Should I ignore that every DC movie is compared to Donald Trump?
>>83511322
she's got a big dumb face
>>83511322
What did she mean by this?
>>83500721
I never thought I'd live to see it, but truly this is the Age of Capekino.
We need to start adding Patty Jenkins to these. She's a part of the pantheon now.
>>83514592
Here we see Patty pictured pointing in the direction of kino for a crowd of marvel eats she found staring at a wall in a cave.
>>83499532
Nothing. Both women are hot. The classic Wonder Woman is a lot more effeminate while the new one is muh empowered shieldmaiden.
>>83514592
If Zack Snyder directed this movie with nothing different about it the "critics" would tear it apart.
>>83515317
This guy gets it.
There's always pron getting it right.
>>83515317
WOMAN OF MURDER
>>83515492
Yeah, why didn't she have suddenly no trouble at all killing the Germans?
>>83515553
Steve had died seconds ago so she was pretty pissed off. I know it's hard to follow movies with the brain of a donkey, but try to keep up.
>>83515420
>brown eyes
>right