Who's the ultimate Chris?

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>>83496887
Evans has the best memes, but Prat is literally /ourguy/.

>>83496887
wtf there are so many

I thought hollywood hated white guys now

Evans had a huge twitter meltdown over Trump the other day top kekek

>>83496887
You must be proud of yourself, OP. You literally put them in order of attractiveness.

chris pratt probably has the lowest amount of chad in him
so chris pratt

>White people dont all look the sa-

Starlord and Thor seem like top tier drinking bros, Evans is a meme machine. Pine is a good actor but way too heavy into politics for me.

>Looks
Hemsworth > Pine > Pratt > Evans
>Physical Acting
Pratt > Pine > Hemsworth > Evans
>Vocal Acting
Pratt > Hemsworth > Evans > Pine
>Engaging and Stage Presence
Pine > Pratt > Evans > Hemsworth

I'd say Pratt or Hemsworth.
Pine is the better actor of all of them though.

>>83497046
>Chrisdris Elbra

>>83496887
Which ones voted Trump?

>>83497046

>Best part in Thor

>Best part in Star Trek Beyond

confirmed

>>83496887
I'm in love with Chris Evans!

>>83496887
Hemsworth is 6'3
>not king of manlets

Truly the Norse God wins.

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>>83496887
Evans is the only Chris who has starred in a good mvovie, so him.

>>83496966
t. nigger

>>83496887
>Pratt>Pines>Hemsworth>Memeguy

>>83497015
as a non homo I can confirm. Pine > Thor > Comedy man > gym try hard

>>83497240
>future of humanity is a black boy and white girl
>good movie

nice one cuck

>>83497030
The attractive ones tend to. There's a reason there aren't many blonde male models.

>>83497304
Fuck that, place Evens below Memeguy. Can't even remember his name right.

Hardmode: prime Chris O'Donnell and Chris Reeve in the mix

Capt. Kirk > Thor > Starlord > Captain America

>>83497327
there is no future, the polar bear eats them

Hemsworth has to be the shittiest, can't act, and can't sell a movie on his own

>>83497392
Lurch was pretty sexy when he was young.

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>>83496887

We just did this thread the other day and everybody agreed it was Chris Pratt.

Pratt literally acts like every single ex fat guy that everyone knew was a tube of lard before losing a shitload of weight and overcompensates immensely for that fact.

t. ex fat guy

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>>83497485
he made it bros...

>>83497485
Except he's one of the biggest actors in the world right now and you're on 4chan

>>83497485
>what have you done for me lately

There's no problem with this.
Live in the now butterbean

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>>83497012
What the FUCK is up with this dude?

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>>83496887
The one and only

>>83497604
What's Evans' damage?

>>83497604
Why is he sperging out? Some top tier autism there

>>83497485

can you elaborate?

t. another ex-fat guy who's not sure what you're talking about

>>83497604
wtf i hate evans now

>>83497666
>t. another ex-fat guy
Oh don't worry we can tell

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>>83497604
I dont see the big deal desu why is he freaking out

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>>83497522

>>83497699

w-w-what does that mean

>>83497623
I JUST CAME SOMETHING TO EAT

>>83497604
Is this the mythical autism I hear so much about?

Pratt > Pine = Evans > Hemsworth

Would befriend any of them tho, given the chance

>>83497604
I mean, it's fucking retarded to sperg out about it, but it's a legitimate question, I guess. But his tweet makes me think he should be called Captain Autism.

>>83496966
they pretend they do but they know they need an attractive white male lead to make the shekels

>>83497604
literally /ourguy/

>>83496887
Pratt

>>83497102
Pratt

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>>83497604
>>83497012
>this
>huge meltdown

>>83496956
>Evans has the best memes
yeah feigning laughter and white knighting an androgynous glass bottle firework elder abusing whore sure is EPIC

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The one that literally punches boulders

>>83496887
rock

>>83498346
perhaps there's more to it ya dumb nibba

Chris Pratt>>>Chris Hemsworth>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>power gap>>>>>>>>Chris "the autist" Evans>>>>>>>>Chris "the cuck" Pine

>>83496966
(((Chris Pine)))

>>83496956
>best memes

literally just those repetitive face images from the day the slut scandal happened. they're not even fun, just something marvelfags have been pushing to laugh at dcfags

even the "DUDE DANCE OFF YOU AND ME" Chris Pratt meme is more iconic

>>83496887
The only one who doesn't have a receding hairline

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>>83496887
Weston Chandler

>>83499002
...Don't keep me in suspense anon

>>83499014
The only Chris who has verifiably drank his own spunk.

>>83496887
Chris Pine >> Chris Pratt >> Chris Hems >>>>>>>>> Chris "Cuck" Evans

>>83498346
Everything you say about daddy is a huge meltdown, libcuck.

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>>83496887
This one.