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>no good comedic moments; all attempted comedy is based on tension and awkwardness
>all fights have slow motion
>world-building and introduction on Themyscira and introduction of characters is far too long, especially for them to all beslaughtered later
>villain is dumb and looks nothing like a warrior
>Germans all speak English for some reason
>etc.
It fucking sucks. Nothing warrants it getting the praise it does. Sorry.
>inb4 "MARLEL SHILL!"
I hate Marvel too.
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>>83496549
>no good comedic moments
fucking marbel shill, back to plebbit with you
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>>83496549
Dude no way, how can you refute these reviews?
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>>83496549
>>all attempted comedy is based on tension and awkwardness
yeah ikr, has nothing on those dank quips and ebin pop culture references
>>especially for them to all beslaughtered later
maybe two or three of them died on the beach, out of what looks to be dozens if not hundreds around the island
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>>83496585
>wonder woman has raised the bar
>rating: 3/4
capeshit peaked with the first 2 batman movies and hasn't been match since. Everything churned out now is generic schlock.
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>>83496585
The ride never ends
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>>83496549
>no comedic moments
Literally stopped reading there. When will marvelkekes just stop?
Stage 3: bargaining.
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>>83496549
You're being pretty picky OP
>no good comedic moments
>comedy is based on tension
comedy based on tension can't be funny? You just want an ebin quip?
>all fights have slow motion
It's not 300 slow mo for anyone who hasn't seen it. Fight scenes were really exhilarating, some of the most exciting I've seen in cinema for a while.
>Germans speak English
That's a practicality thing most films do
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>world building is far too long
stop anytime
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>>83496585
>feminism in every review quote
Disgusting. These people are doing a real disservice to the film by peddling their stupid beliefs around.
For a start the quote about female rationality is ignoring that one of the villains is a woman.
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OP's complaints in a nutshell
>Why aren't there any quips?
>Why is there slow motion?
>Why is there world building? Why are characters being introduced?
>Why are the Germans speaking English
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Germans speak english because people don't want to read subtitles.
But I agree that the slow motion action was used too much and too often, especially with the amazons training and when they fought the germans.
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It was fine, solid, straight-ahead superhero film, sort of a better Cap 1. Better than any Russoshit too.
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