UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION!

>>83494761
CLOSE THE IRIS!

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GOOLD?

I've watched the whole series twice, one of the best out there

I'm sure I'll take a trip down memory lane in my 40s and re watch it all

>>83494761
that happens alot. Why didn't they have another iris over the regular iris

>>83494761
Wait, so any random retarded ayy lmao with a Stargate can just open the door and waltz right in? Seems like a big security hazard imo.

>dude fuck earth
>agreed
>all right, send them a bomb surrounded by all this black goop, not like they can close the door before they realize they've just been fucked.

Or am I misunderstanding the series? I only watched the first movie which was great but the series looked retarded.

>>83496382
I discovered it properly like 5 years ago and I've seen both SG1 and Atlantis through at least 5 times in that time.
It went straight to my favourite top few shows immediately.
Trying to watch Farscape right now and it doesn't compare, though I've only seen season 1 so far.

>>83496770
They need a GDO you fuckwit.
They have the iris.
No GDO, no entry.

>>83496819
the goold are not on the blocked number list so they keep getting through

>>83496770
The series is great television and one of the best sci fi series, up there with stuff like babylon 5, star trek, and farscape.

As for the gate, they close the metal shield every time the gate opens up and it requires an encoded radio transmission from specific communication devices issued to the SG teams in order for people to even consider opening it. If a transmission is from a compromised source, IE a GDO that belonged to a captured SG team member, they don't open it anyway.

some days I wish they'd follow up on the Universe

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>>83494761
Jack, may I share something with you?

A vision I had in my sleep last night — distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloging of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as an event horizon — the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the deck of a vast starship, a bridge of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within — this gleaming radiant trinium. I had known this ship. It had in fact been named after me. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the ship had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional decks, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the ship's bridge, there came a knock at the hatch. You and Sam were standing there. you were both was happy and care-free, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced — a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.

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>>83497191

>>83497092
>they close the metal shield every time the gate opens up and it requires an encoded radio transmission from specific communication devices issued to the SG teams in order for people to even consider opening it
>an encoded radio transmission
>radio transmission
>radio
>closing the door until you hear "hey it's us Bob, open up dude" on your walkie-talkie that uses the electromagnetic spectrum for its transmission method, while they are possibly thousands of light-years away
So do they address this or am I missing something?

>>83497494
They transmit through the event horizon that facilitates near instantaneous faster than light travel. You know, the thing that the show is based around.

>>83497562
Oh I guess that makes sense. Like I said I only watched the first movie. Couldn't get into the series, seemed kinda dumb. Someone stream the first movie tonight and I'll download the series overnight. I promise. Also: that actor that played Ra in the movie was a great actor imo, whatever happened to him?

>>83497716
Nevermind fuck you fags, I just downloaded the first movie and put it on. Although anyone know how to fix the file showing like 7 hours long even though the movie is nowhere near that long? can I edit the metadata somehow?

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>>83498050
Oh man, I think I might be the person that made that made that crappy vid. It's the director's cut, right?

>>83494761
Did this shit really need to be 10 seasons?
>>83496770
That's what the iris is for.

>>83496788
Farscape gets better, give it time. The one great thing about Farscape is how flawed everyone is, very different from SG1.

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guys, what the fuck were those two episodes with the manlet director?

>>83498641
>Did this shit really need to be 10 seasons?
not at all. The core actors got better as the series went on, even towards the end, but it did drag with the Ori shit.

X-Files didn't need to be as long as it was either but it kept being popular. They both kinda lived too long but I'd rather have more of a good series than nothing or shit.

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TEALC'D

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GOD DAMN MONGORIANS

>>83498654
I'm at the end of season 1.
I love how much of a dickhead Rigel is.
That blue plant bird is fit.
That crazy other blue bird is fit.
The orange dude is cool.

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i love this guy.

>>83498784
You mean JAFAR'D

>>83498641
>Did this shit really need to be 10 seasons?
No, but I thought it was fun. There's definitely a couple dozen plotlines that ended up getting recycled about every 3 years, and once some madman anon rattled all of them off in a jokepost that I really should have capped but I didn't. Still it was a fun ride and max comfy.

>>83498938
stargate had so much hot tail

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Rodney may have been a faggot, but he had great taste.

>>83498958
I'd Tap that if you know what I mean

>>83498680
An excuse for the actress who played Frasier to quit the show

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>>83498829
Zozzle

>>83498573
Yeah that's probably you my dude. Still, the movie itself is going great. Nice quality. Just wish the tracking was better.

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>>83498680
/ourguy/

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I should remake this now that I know how to do subtitles and shit with Webm for Retards.

>>83498938
Source of many a childhood boner. So much adolescent confusion.

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I watch the Ori arc right now. I do not like the medieval villages, but I like the two knights..

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So, is this a montage of him removing makeup, or putting it on?

>>83495177
I still miss him
;_;

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>>>/wsg/1719363

>>83499318
Was Ba'al /ourguy/?

>>83499073

This guy is in a lot of shows back then, seems like a cool guy.

>>83499318
At least Apophis went out like a man. Even if it was an alternate timeline

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>>83499176
You just freaked my mind, bro.

>>83494761
*steel drums start playing*

>>83499176
Atlantis was a pretty fun show, would rewatch/10

>>83499459
he showed up in POI before it ended, def made me smile

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The groundhog day episode was the greatest one in the entire series
prove me wrong

>>83499705
Michael Shanks held on to those sideburns for way too long.

>>83499438
absolutely

>>83499705
tfw i remember that exact scene

>>83499705
Lost City, Unending, The Fifth Race, 1969, Paradise Lost, Abyss, Solitudes, The Other Side

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>>83499545
Indeed.

>>83499705
>>83499874
Jack read the report?

>>83497172
universe was fucking terrible

>>83498784
>tfw you will never be double penetrated by his mighty bbc and Junior

Was it really that good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYM9wtmVxAU
This looks something out of a 90s Spanish soap opera

>>83496691
The iris worked by being really close to the event horizon, preventing matter from reintegrating. Having a 2nd iris wouldn't make it any stronger.

>>83496770
The ancients realized this in Atlantis and put a forcefield on their stargate. Although they'd still get fucked by a stargate by a black hole.

All the other gates were just being spread to random worlds by automated ships so they didn't care about them being insecure.

Also they needed them to be insecure or the plot of the original movie wouldn't have worked.

>>83503147
That's from S10, the writers and even fans knew they were out of ideas at that point. It's pretty much as close to Zombie-tier as SG-1 got.

watching Stargate.SG-1.S01E17

why is there two gates on earth?

>>83503765
One was left behind by the ancients, and one was left behind by the goolds

>>83503765
the alpha gate was unearthed at giza because that's where the goold plonked it when they made their pyramids, it was a transplant
the ancients left the beta gate behind in antarctica when they fucked off of earth in 1000000 bc

>>83503765
How do you know about the Beta Gate if that's episode 18?

And it's because that's the original gate for Earth that the Ancients left when they abandoned the planet for Pegasus. The Alpha Gate was brought to Earth by the Goa'uld to subjugate early humans.

>>83498641
Honestly? Just stop watching after O'Neill leaves the show. It's all shit after that. Granted, Richard Dean Anderson is fucking retarded and wanted to save seal blood or something. But god damn he is fantastic as O'Neill/

>>83504066
Agreed.

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look how young they are

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>>83504120

>>83503980
The first 2 eps are considered 1 movie in a lot of episode counts, anon.

>>83499545
>Atlantis was a pretty fun show, would rewatch/10
well. Now I know you have terrible taste.

>>83501881
>universe was fucking terrible
Truth

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>>83504255
Ah.

I hate when they do that. Listing combined two partes as both episodes rather than just one is so much better. Helps so much with maintaining episode counts and whatnot.

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>>83504101
Indeed

>>83504395
What's great is the full frontal in the first two.

Show was originally on Showtime but got shuffled to Scifi at some point I don't remember when. Real fucking quick at least.

>>83504492
That was rather surprising.

There wasn't anything in Children of the Gods that would have warranted anything above a PG-13, if even, other than Sha're's great, but exophoric, tits and bush. I don't even remember any PG swearing or blood.

I hate Ronon and tellia and Weir

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This ship drops out of hyperspace and slaps your girlfriend's ass

What do you do?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6fgZP7jP4o

chevron 1 is lit up!

ok make it spin
it doesnt spin
its round it has to spin
spinning so much cooler then not spinning

>>83504651
Just think. If it had stayed on Showtime, we may have got a nice scene with Carter topless flicking her bean.

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>>83504733
Daedalus best ship. Why? This guy. Not even a snake could take him out for longer than a few eps.

>>83504962
not even a guuld could can keep a good man down

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guess in Atlantis since they brought the ship to earth that Pegasus galaxy can continue to deal with the wraith on their own.

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>>83504848

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>>83505580

>>83499038
Fuck what episode was this? Totally forgot about that and it is hilarious.

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>>83506442
I put titles in the metadata of every webm I make.

>>83500634
Isn't it funny that Jason Momoa was on the Atlantis tv show and now has become the king of Atlantis himself, Aquaman...

>>83506504
Whoops, thanks

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>>83504962
while the Daedalus is a cool ship, Destiny just feels right

>Wraith Enzyme is so powerful it turns a little nerd like McKay into a bad asses that can beat up two highly trained warriors
>Allowed Ford to survive underwater for hours while unconscious from an explosion >Harvested from their enemy that they kill pretty regularly

>Atlantis never adopted it as an emergency treatment in the most dire of medical situations
>Never issued it as a "last resort" emergency combat drug to Atlantis Recon teams

I kind of miss Ford, he was kind of a neat character that I was sure would return after supposedly sacrificing himself. Plus the actor was named Rainbow, what a great name!

>>83506768
Too bad it was in such a shitty show.

Does anyone have the link for all the episodes on MEGA I need to rewatch this.

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>>83506768
Prometheus had the GOAT ship design

>>83506768
>recharges by flying into the sun
>spends years alone in the void of space
>constantly breaking down
>has a really ambiguous purpose for existence
>totally forgotten by its creators
>all the aliens hate it
was this /ourship/?

>>83506868
Too tall, the flatter Daedalus-class looks so much cooler.

What ever happened to her? The last appearance I remember was covering SG-1 while Jack tried to get to the chair when Anubis attacked Earth. Hammond was about to ram her into Anubis's flagship before the drones saved them.

>>83496788
Farscape doesn't quite get going until Scorpius shows up

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>>83507070

>>83497716
Went back to being a gay fashion model, gone bald, grew a beard

>>83507146
Hallowed are the Ori.

Which reminds me, ya know when Daniel Jackson first meets that not-Jeremy Irons Ori dude? Towards the end of their discussion Jackson rants about his opinion of religion and why the Ori are wrong to force people into worship, and the Ori guy just kind of looks at him. I fully expected him to just shout, "HALLOWED ARE THE ORI!"
Now I want to make that edit.

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>>83499302
But he's still alive, senpai.

you ascend and you can be an Ori, do you do it?

>>83505580
Is that based Todd?

>>83506768
>>83506964
how do they find this ship and how does sgu ties to sg1/sg1?

>>83507602
sgc/daniel cracks the code of the 9th chevron, it's used exclusively to dial the destiny, ancient gate-seeding intergalactic vessel, but you need a massive power source to a gate in order to use it, so they spend years rigging up this geothermal planet for a project to dial all 9 chevrons and then a bunch of misfits get sent there in a chaotic event

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>>83506510

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>>83504733
>drops out of hyperspace behind you
pshh. nothin personnel kid.

>>83496770
>Or am I misunderstanding the series? I only watched the first movie which was great but the series looked retarded.

If you liked the movie you'll love the series. The movie by itself was quite mediocre in comparison and functioned more as a proof of concept than anything else. SG1 improves absolutely everything barring the shittier episodes and Richard O'Neill > Kurt O'Neil

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>>83506510
this is aquaman

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>>83506510

who made this?

Stargate Universe - Kino 101 - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Sgch8BxU4

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I'm doing my first ever full marathon of the series, up to season 5. The ep where Cassandra is a teen, damn she fine.

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>>83507568
No, that's Pallan. The dude who helped SG-1 save everyone trapped in that environmental protection bubble who were being brainwashed by their smart pho-- I mean The Link into killing themselves to preserve their society because the power was failing on their device.

Also Halling, that cripple Athosian who was their defacto leader of them after Teyla joined Sheppard's team.

And he also played some Wraith that kept showing up. I think his name was Gus or something with a G... Guide?

They really got a lot of mileage out of their slight-less-than-guest-star characters. That Tollan dude who was in love with Samantha came back as Elizabeth Wier's husband, which was super confusing since they were both fairly prominent characters. Tyler was a background character in a few episodes. Anubis's Prototype was the Wraith in Vegas. Todd could have met himself if Michael hadn't kidnapped all of the Athosians. And I think most of the Tok'Ra were SGC, Jaffa, and random villagers.

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>>83507937
speaking of

I love Stargate, I really do, but what always kills me when rewatching the show is how every single alien race speaks perfect, modern english.

At least shows like Farscape made it make sense, in the first episode when Chrichton gets onto Moya, all the aliens are speaking alien languages, until one of the probes on the ships injects Crichton with a translation device. It's a nice little detail that sets up everything in the show well, I just with Stargate did something similar.

>>83508059
who cares, it's a lazy copout no matter what you do - the universal translator may as well be magic. you know that it's a bullshit excuse, so might as well ignore the issue altogether

>>83508059
They did something like that with the Nox, how they couldn't speak English at first but were able to learn it quickly due to their psychic powers.

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*shakes your hand*

>>83508205
There's pretty much literal magic in the Stargate Universe, look at all the ancient tech, it's all "magical" in appearance. The entire concept of ascension is basically magic.

>>83508228
I forgot about that, but man the Nox were so gay...

>>83507704
the Destiny still continues its work in sgu?

>>83508247
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>it's a wraith joke

I am awatching sgu s01e01 and I wanted to see Daniel, but he is only in some tape

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everybody gets fat

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>>83507937
But they grow up so fast. She's 30 now.

>>83504733
battle star galactica ship copy

I wish I hadn't stopped watching this mid season 2, been ages since I watched it. Is the qt Doctor in even in the later seasons?

>>83509572
>Is the qt Doctor in even in the later seasons?
Don't ask questions like that anon, just watch it.

What are some episodes about the SGC being invaded?

>>83509572
>>83509596
But yes she's in the later seasons. Not every episode but here and there. I agree she's top tier qt.

>You will never live in the Stargate universe and visit JAFFA'D dot com every night

Why live

>>83509657
Foothold
There but for the grace of God

fuck SGU and the shaky camera

>>83507960
>Guide
Finally someone who read the books. Did you liked them?

>>83498641
the producers fully expected to be canned after S8, hence the rather good season finale.
But SyFy went NOPE, which lead to that stupid Ori-plot.

so sgu is ''militaries feel entitled to bully civilians'' : the show

literally
>they didn't have enough money to make it cool so it sucked:the universe

>>83511082
>>83511167
sgu really got good in season 2, they actually started exploring sci fi ideas and the universe, shame season 1 was a horrible drama fest, I really don't know who fucking thought that would be a good idea.

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>>83494761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPkoqH2iQIQ

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>tfw will never watch stargate again for the first time

at least it's nice enough to watch every 3-4 years when I forget most of the episodes

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In SGU the mean aliens are literal drones and some Blue (Da Ba Dee)

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>SGC always at risk of getting shut down

Why didn't they just finance it by disposing of garbage to other planets or throwing it into the formation mushroom thing when the Stargate opens?

>>83507860
Pure kino

Apparently, a few people on the destiny went back in time, landed in some planet , fuck other to death and established a civilization. this is kino.

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What's everyones favorite Atlantis episodes?

Doing a re-watch and completely forgot about how great 'Critical Mass' was.

Should have done more Goa'uld/Wraith crossovers

>you will never see a Goa'uld possessed Wraith

Still on SGu. The drone arc is really shit. it poisons the show

>>83514634
brain storm

FREEZE LIGHTNING!

also jewel staite is HNGGGGG

>>83515006
The only thing that really poisoned that show was the communication stones

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>>83511293
here's the original version

>>83506798

Fuck you.
Fuck you and everyone that thinks like you.

SG:U finally, FUCKING FINALLY, broke the bonds of 'muh earth mythology' bullshit that the other's were tied to. We were finally free of fucking everything being about earth and finally had a sci-fi show based on Stargate in space.

The friendly rivalry with Rush and Eli was fucking immense.
Soldier Tits McGee was hot as fuck.
They had so much fucking potential and because people like you couldn't give it time they had to cancel it, you fucking pleb. The sets were great, the plot was building, everything was on course for a fantastic show, but you and your autistic kin just couldn't fucking wait, so reeeee'd it out of existence, you fucking plebs.

Does anyone have the link to the SG1-stream?

I'm going to start working night shift in a couple of hours and could use something to watch during downtime.

>tfw we will never get a proper SGU
Imagine how kino it would be without dumb shit like going to clubs on Earth in other people's bodies.

Imagine how amazing it would be watching a ragtag bunch of random people having to become a proper crew for an old alien rusty spaceship they don't understand, on the other side of the universe, completely isolated from anything familiar to them, surrounded by eerie environments and having to learn fast or die.

The writers are fucking hacks. Be could have had a GOAT sci-fi adventure series, instead we god a barely passable BSG wannabe with retarded plot decisions and wasted potential.

>>83499119

>Teal'c takes some time off base to enjoy Earth culture
>Ends up at the Vagina Monologues

Even if the final seasons weren't that great it was max comfy. Even the season with Jonas.

>>83516109
You're wrong, friend. SGU wasn't on course for being a fantastic show. You can see that the writers had zero imagination, they couldn't come up with any more episodes without introducing more humans. The luician alliance guys and the descendans of the crew appearing assured me that season 3 would be just more of the same. The thing with earch mythology is true, it's great that SGU broke up with that, but they didn't go all in and that's a mistake.

>>83516364
>Jonas

I kind of liked him except for the part about him being A QUICK STUDY

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Which one, /tv/?

>>83516211
http://cy

tu.be/

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>>83516754
The captain, of course.

>>83508059
>>83508205
>>83508228
Farscape played with it a little. Sikozu's race couldn't take translator microbes and had to learn English like the Nox. And microbes couldn't handle Scarren. It wasn't much, but it did expand on their lampshade.

>>83508513
>Just a little Wraith humor.

>>83510334
Unfortunately I didn't. I was just continuing the joke that I wasn't talking about Todd when Christopher Heyerdahl appeared in the opening credits as a guest star. I do want to read them though, as well as the Farscape comics just because I liked the two series and still want more after their cancellations.

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>>83517003
Indeed.

Why couldn't Daniel become an Ancient again?

>>83517325
well I mean he pretty much did

he just quit because it sucked basically

>>83517424
Yes but he said he'd never be able or allowed to go back for some reason. I can't remember

>>83517462
It's for the same reason he lost his Ascension the first time, he didn't want to abide by their rules of non-interference. All the power and knowledge that Ascended beings have and they can't do anything with, he just didn't want to be the ultimate cuck like that again.

And Oma Desala wouldn't be there to help him after she tried to stop Anubis. So he might not be able to do it even if he wanted to.

Hello, I'm Jonas, I will be your Daniel Jackson until the producers trying to figure out how to increase Michael Shanks demand for higher payment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JU6LFpM_Ac

>>83503118
He was on Tretonin by that point.

>>83497191
;_;

>>83516109
>stargate would be great if only it didn't have THE PREMISE OF THE FUCKING SHOW

What a baby,

>>83518533
while i think that the whole earth mythology thing is what made the show incredibly comfy, I think that at some point they needed to stop or draw back a bit and come up with some new ideas. SGU could have done that I think. Evidently they failed to do that and make a good show at the same time, which is a shame.

>>83504066

Ben Broder is great. The late seasons have some fantastic episodes

>>83519329
It's the stupid ori plot that's shitty.

>>83519527

I agree but it has some great Baal episodes and I enjoy the king arthur legend kind of episodes.

>>83519629
You mean Daniel's "I left but regret my choice" adventures

>>83514634
When that girl got stuck in McKays head(or any episode that resolves around McKay)

>>83514634
The Shrine

"You're a good friend, Arthur."

>>83517014
I have read most of the books. They are not really good. Not bad either, but not Stargate level.
But maybe I am biased, because the authors(of the Legacy books), hated McKay

>>83519694
That whole concept is so cool to me. Just having another person living inside your head(without being schizo/mental) seems like a very useful thing to have.

>>83518299
That's why you will never be DP-d by Junior and Teal'c

>>83519802
Then I should love them, I hate McKay too.

The only episode I liked him in was the one where Sheppard gets stuck in that time dilation bubble those Ancients used to help them Ascend. He put his ego aside and threw everything he had at trying to rescue Sheppard. He almost never showed anything like that ever again.

>>83519745
I hated The Shrine, it was just like that one SG-1 episode where Daniel accidentally absorbs the personalities of a dying race from their Ark. It was just Shanks and Hewlett jerking off for 42 minutes. Unlike >>83519694 which I actually liked because it was more than just him.

>>83519803
So you'd like to join the Tok'Ra?

>>83511229

I'm not saying I didn't like it but it was kind of cheesy with not the best acting.
Buffy tier series but I can't pick out the SMG role because the whole SG cast is pretty bleh.
Writing was pretty bad.
Nothing really brought you in except lore.
It did spawn Ancient Aliens though! That's a good thing.
It's like they just didn't have enough money to keep expanding, including new species, ships, galactic battles... there could've/should've been some sort of union established with humans and someone, empires and territories struck.
The whole SGU is lame.

>>83520079
>Smartest man alive in not only one, but 2 galaxies.
>Muh, he should be humble about it.
What? As my favorite vulcan said: "Why do so many humans refuse to take credit where credit is due? There are times when modesty and humility are quite illogical."

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>>83508886
jesus she's nasty I still would

>>83516476
I remember watching this on tv when it aired and having an erection the entire time

>>83516786
thanks bruh

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