Bond. James Bond.

>>83491005
Unironically I can see it.

>>83491005
Idris Elba looks like THAT??

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>>83491005
>See a weird looking skinny black guy in your Evil gala event
>Yeah he's probably just a millionaire, dignitary or something...

>See a fucking male model sporting a tailor made suit and who's also jacked
>Wait who the fuck is this guy?

>>83491291
Holy shit. That concept is ridiculous enough that it could actually work.

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>>83491005

You can just tell Olivia is craving that BBC

>>83491408
And why wouldn't she?

>>83491408
>what am i doing here
>my teeth winded, mouth is dry
>wish i was at home with my air humidifier

>>83491005
I actually don't care about Bond being black, but it should be a more classically handsome man.

like Idris Elba

>>83491408
He looks cool cleaned up.

>>83491408
> I could be in africa running after antelop for the day

HE NEEDS
TO FATTEN UP

>>83491408
>feel guilty about your luxuries
>pick out some random "POC"
>temporarily shower charity upon him in order to make yourself feel morally righteous
>when you feel good again, discard him and return to a life of hedonism

>>83491005
How many white women will he slap around and fuck as James Bond?

>>83491580
kek

>>83491005

>You 'spect me to die or sumthin nigga?
>No Mr Bond, I expect you to dine.
>Oh lawdy I is starvin' sumthin fierce.

>Bond infiltrates the villain's party
>"where da white wimmin at?"

>The villain escapes in a top of the line sports car.
>Bond catches up on foot and puts three in his chest using a gangsta tilt.

>>83491005

That's as retarded as a white man playing Mugabe.

>>83493066
Try polishing your black dialogue on /pol/ or reddit before you post again, you are all over the place.

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>>83493702
>Yes goyim, polish your black dialogue.

>>83491408
black bois win again :)

>>83491408
>sitting as far away as possible
>big "thank god someone is recording me not hating black people" smile

>>83493702

I'm sorry anon, I don't speak chimpanese.

>>83491005
really?

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>>83491005
>somalians