This is my rifle.

>>83489387
What's it do, Apu?

>>83489387
any of you neet pussy virgins ever served your country?

>>83489413
it shoots like in the films I watched with my Vietnam veteran dad

>>83489441
I'm going to army this summer, if they take me, that is.
>>83489482
Do you know the sound it makes when it takes a man's life?

>>83489531
no, how does it sound like? my dad didn't' tell me :(

>>83489582
Bang bang bang bang.... Bang.

>>83489387
This is my gun
This is for killing
This is for fun

>>83489654
It does bang bang? cool

>>83489582
GASHUNK

>>83489740
no, it's not yours, it's mine :<

>>83489740
and your other gun

>>watching this movie
>>private Pyle about to kill himself on the toilet
>>grandpa is loading his magazine again

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>fighting in wars willingly

>>83490862
This.
>DUDE ""DEFENDING" THE """HONNOR"" OF AN ARBITRARY PIECE OF LAND LMAO XDD

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>im not the sun of a senator starts playing on the gramofone

THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS KAPUT

https://youtu.be/L0sEzNQtzaE

>>83489805
WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

A JELLY DONUT?!

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>>83489654
no it sounds like piu, piu, piu

op here, with dad we just blessed the America ;)