Based kev

>>83487787
his audience, aka niggers, are trump voters? really tilts your pinball huh?

>>83487856
His audience is suburban white people.

Kevin Hart is an uncle tom.

>>83487883
>His audience is suburban white people.
No it isn't.

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>>83487787
Probably smartest nigger around. I've always liked him and will check his stuff again.

>>83487888
Why do you think he's starting in big budget comedies? Have you seen his audiences? White af

>>83487787
>sticks to comedy rather than becoming a decisive political pundit for the lowest common denominator
good for him

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>>83487914
>there are people who voted for this guy
really bottles my mind

Must suck to be a smart black guy and knowing your audience is a bunch of low-IQ white trash retards.

wtf i love kevin hart now

>>83487942
>Have you seen his audiences?
No =. I don't go to Kevin Hart movies. I'm a white man from the suburbs.

>>83487993
>catvscancer
looooooool

well cats ARE cancer.

>>83487883

This, 50 years ago this guy would be dressing like a mammy with huge drawn-on lips and wearing clothes made out of patches

It's no mystery that his brand of comedy revolves around debasing himself and his race

Still, who cares

>>83488006
better than turtleneck wearing dildo up their asses liberals

>>83487883
This

Just like Dave Chapelle and Ice Cube

Wow, so Kevin hart enjoys money

Pretty crazy, senpai

>>83487787
Uncle Tom house nigga. He already wore the dress.

>>83487787
I like some of his stuff but I'm not really a fan
I can see why others are though

>>83487787
It's nice to see a celebrity who knows his place, which is to entertain, and not give his dumb opinion on politics.

>>83488066
this desu

>>83488066
>dildo up their asses liberals
That's funny because republicans are always the ones getting caught in gay scandals

>>83487993
Jet fuel can't melt fire retardant asbestos.

>>83487787
There goes his career.

>>83487883
>He is not bashing Trump so he is an uncle tom
Fuck off with your bullshit. I am black and voted for trump.

>>83488191
>that projection

Dildo up the ass libfag detected

>>83488227
Oh look another house nigger.

Did you get your dress cleaned for master's dinner tonight?

Kevin Hart is the blackest chicken shit in the world

>>83487914
Trump looks suave as hell without the tie.

>>83487856
Do you have to be so insufferable and mean? There was no reason for that

>>83487787

He was on tough crowd back in the day, so he's cool

Smart as shit

>>83488257
House niggers are the one that voted for hildabeast.

>>83488191
Dems and Repubs alike are always getting caught in sexual harassment and child abuse scandals.

>>83488227
You're a moron and you'll probably get shot by the shiny new guns you gave the police

>>83488097
Ice Cube does both. The barbershop movies are clearly made for blacks.

>>83488318
Cry some more you enormous faggot

I'm on board with it only because I have yet to see anyone make any good jokes about Trump. I've seen better memes about jokes about Trump than I've seen jokes about Trump.

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>>83487856
>only black people like Kevin Hart

He is probably the whitest black comedian out there besides Hannibal Buress and Eric Andre

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>>83488227
BASED BLACK MAN, FUCK MY WIFE IN HER FAT FUCKING ASS

>>83488318
What kind of a person talks like that, for real. That's fucked up to wish on someone

>>83488449
Dont hate Based Hannibal

>>83488589
He is mad because it was her turn

>>83488605
>calling someone white
>hate

I love Eric and Hannibal both, just saying that they have majority white audiences

>>83488217
He's immune, enough conservative Americans like him for him to be safe from that angle and black people love him too they just can't afford his shows. If he's the target of a witch hunt it is more likely to backfire

>>83487787
cucked kev

Democrats saying iz be free from da welfare plantation any days now

>>83488449
Does it seem to anyone else like Hannibal might be at least borderline-retarded?

>>83488227
Lynch yourself, race traitor cunt

As someone who has actually been to a Kevin Hart show, it was probably the most Diverse crowd of people I've ever seen in an audience, besides the Drake concert I went to.

Which is why I never get when people say only blacks watch him or only whites watch him. Or that he acts black or acts white. But what do I know, maybe he is in The Sunken Place. Many minorities are.

>>83488911
Cry some more you race baiting cunt

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>>83488318
Say it with me, libcuck. President Donald Trump

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>>83488318
this is the progressive of today

>>83488934
I don't normally praise "diversity" but there is something to be said about a comedian who has fans across all races, both genders, and a wide range of ages.

>>83488871
His tv show was legitimately retarded

>>83487883
actually laughed out loud
You are so right though

>>83488911
the tolerant left, everyone!

>>83488227
hahahahaha kill yourself

>>83487787
>I'm not risking all that $$$

He is making fun of his audience though. Even if I do think it's unintentional.

>>83489036
He never should have been given one. He must know by now that being a host is not his strong suit. He got a podcast?

>>83489086
t. echo chamber libtard

>>83489086
>>83488911
>>83488318
>>83488257
It's so funny seeing cunts get so mad at someone for breaking their world view.

>>83488227
You're a brave soul to say that on here. Much respect, sir.

>>83487787
Isn't he basically admitting Trump-supporters are thin-skinned and can't take a joke?

>>83488227
>pretending to be black on 4chan
wew

>>83489423
Not pretending but believe what you want to believe.

>>83488318
lol so mad

>>83489420
>Tripfag
I don't even like that fat blonde kike yet you still came across as a faggot

>>83489420
No, he means he doesn't want people who support trump feeling like he doesn't like them. Making a very large demographic of people think you hate them isn't a good business decision for a comedian. I thought it was obvious.

Also, drop your name because I just filtered it

>>83489340
An uncle tom voting against his interests doesn't break anyone's worldview, we all have at least one pathetic Uncle who desperately wishes they were white.

>>83489514
I don't use a tripcode.

>>83489554
If making fun of Trump makes his supporters feel like you hate them, how are they not thin-skinned and humorless?

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Good for you Kevin, avoiding that Trump curse. Good things will come your way. The other celebrities who didn't play nice weren't so lucky.

>>83489605
Aside from alienating his audience has any decent jokes been made about trump?

What, so /pol/ is Kevin Hart's biggest audience?

>black man won't obey his liberal masters
>h-he's a sellout! Uncle Tom! Coon! Fuck you nigger! er- I mean heh heh ignore that

>>83489707
No, just regular stupid white people.

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>>83489662
>good things will come his way
Other than his car being crushed by a walmart semi, crushing his spine leaving him literally paralyzed for months
I felt so bad for him

>>83489554
>Making a very large demographic of people think you hate them isn't a good business decision for a comedian.
Not actually true (if you also want to be a good comedian). If you want your material to have any kind of edge to it you can't expect everyone to like it. Then it's better to just embrace it and go full force.

Now I know that Hart isn't that kind of comedian, but it's also the reason why he'll never be seen as one of the truly greats.

Not that I blame him. He must be filthy fucking rich and I am jelly.

>>83489686
If you don't think there has ever been single decent joke about Donald Trump then you are so far up the man's ass you could open a second Mar-a-Lago.

>>83489557
How did I vote against my interest? please explain

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>>83489686
HE'S ORANGE

>>83488227
whoa

>>83489766
Then show me a good joke so far its just Facebook meme tier shit probably due to the fact that the man is basically one big joke himself
>>83489798
kek

>>83489719
>i-it's the liberals who are the true racists!
>closes nigger facts folder

>>83489771
Do you live on planet Earth. Because his aim to completely trash the environment certainly counters the interest of anyone living there.

>>83487883
>>83487888
>>83488063
>>83488097
>>83488257

t. White people speaking for the black community which they know nothing about.

>>83489824
I'm not going to post jokes for you to pretend aren't funny. You've fully bought into the cult of personality, there's no point.

>>83489836
I'm not saying liberals are racist, but boy they sure get mad when one of their minority pets won't obey them

>>83489423
I pretend to be a white male every day here.

>>83489945
This

>>83489836
In my experience, you cunts are not as tolerant or inclusive as you want us to believe.

all these showbusiness niggaz are cocksuckers, Kanye West and Mike Tyson endorsed Trump in public. Those who don't publicly endorse him do it backstage, and they they coon for their masters because they don't want to alienate their racist audience LOL. It's like Chris Rock who was cooning during the Oscars so white controversy, shitting on his black community to entertain white jews at the Oscars

>>83489999
>Why won't you let me gas the jews?! What are you, intolerant or something?!

>>83489836
kek, this

>>83489941
Mate I genuinely disagree with trump I believe hes is too aggressive towards other nations, I think he is a retard who thinks he is a genius(trying to pull out of Paris agreement) and frankly he is a self-obsessed reatard who knows nothing about politics and got into office by being a fucking meme machine that the world would have been better off if he had had a heart attack after his fifty third morning big mac the day of his inauguration I also think every joke I have seen made about him is boring as fuck it's like something my divorced aunt wold post on Facebook next to a minions meme

>>83489945
Meanwhile I live 2 houses down from a Trump voter who still thinks slavery should be reinstated and constantly bitches about "yanks" coming down here.
Georgia kinda sucks.

>>83489999
>In my experience
How much experience does a 16 year old autistic basement dweller really have?
Nice quads though

>>83488063
How can he debase a race that has been enslaved by everyone for 5,000 years?

>>83490044
Nice cherry pick you got there

>>83490083
>Georgia kinda sucks.
It has its charms. Just stay away from atlanta.

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>>83487787
Does he make fat jokes, though?

>>83490069
Sorry, I don't believe you. If you seriously don't think a single joke about Trump, in the past thirty years of pop culture has not been funny, then you are biased beyond the point of reason.

I'm the biggest Sanders mark I know, and even I can admit when a joke about him is funny.

>>83487787
very cool, saw this on the_donald the other day

>>83490088
>16 year old autistic basement dweller
Stop projecting

>>83488257
>>83488318
>>83488911
>>83489086
>>83489423
imagine my shock when the so-called "tolerant" left

isn't so tolerant

>>83490211
Whatever you say, Nikolaj.

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>>83490088

>>83490212
>if you think voting for trump is dumb
>you're now part of the left

Why do you people treat him like a loved one?

>>83490251
>someone actually took the time to make this

>>83490183
I am not saying there is no material for funny jokes I am just saying I have never seen one that has made me so much as smirk, but hey fuck it I couldn't care less

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>>83490069
>retard who thinks he's a genius
He effectively trolled the media into thinking he was an idiot when he had covfefe in a tweet. When covfefe means "I will stand" in arabic. So it reads "Despite all the negative press coverage, I will stand tall" Get it? Because he's a big guy.

Or another one
>there are rumors that Prince Charles was looking to rent out an apartment in Trump tower
>reporter calls Trump up to verify
>this reporter was specifically anti-Trump
>Trump tells the reporter that business deals are confidential
>The reporter calls up Buckingham Palace
>BP neither denies or confirms
>Reporter puts out article
>both BP and Trump deny such a business deal, because "why would british royalty want an apartment at Trump Tower? Come on, use some common sense"
>Trump started the rumors in the first place
D E V I L I S H

>>83490251
holy shit, a booty-blasted virgin actually typed all of this out

just imagine how mad he must have been

kek

>>83490272
Trumpkins are children who apply console fanboyism to real life.

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There's probably more to this story than that. What did Kevin actually say?

>>83490272
so much for the tolerant left

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Fuck all white people and fuck trump. we ARE gods

>>83490303
I know what you're saying. I'm saying that believing something so fundamentally stupid can only stem from a deeply-ingrained political bias.

>>83487787

Sad, I don't find him funny at all.

>>83490359
Jesus christ, It's his opinion. Stop crying about

>>83490359
Mate are you even reading my posts I said I haven't seen any good trump jokes if you have some links that maybe gave you a chuckle or even made you grin I might change my mind

>>83490272
Why is it that if you criticize the media's bullshit you're immediately labelled as a Trump/Nazi/Skinhead/Neckbeard? Why do you defend them so hard?

>>83490211
I'm sorry. You must be one of the successful adults that shitpost on a myanmar underwater basketweaving newsletter.
My apologies.

>>83490321
The same applies to the other side

>>83490424
Because the media did nothing wrong

>>83490424
This

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>>83490307

>>83490440
>Muh false dichotomy

>>83490407
I'm not crying about his opinion, I'm pointing out how unreasonable it is. Which is, you know, also an opinion.

>>83490409
You cannot reason a person out of a position he did not reason himself into in the first place. You won't find any joke about Trump funny because you desperately want his cock in you mouth.

It's pathetic.

>>83490440
...and that's why climate change isn't real. Checkmate, liberals!

>>83490424
Because you won't stop killing jewish people.

Fuck off, statist.

>>83490440
BUT HER EMAILS

>>83490424
>MUH LIBRUL MEDIA FAKE DISHONEST NEWS
>TRUMP A GOOD BOY. DINDU NUFFIN!
Ever consider that the problem might not be with everyone else?

>>83487787
and he's not ruining his career by making the same ~10 jokes as everyone else. smart move

>>83490496
It's just incredibly petty. just saying

>>83490496
are you really this angry that I don't find american politics all that funny? also what makes you think I like an overweight obnoxious american?

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>>83487787

>cucked kev

the only thing better than a cucked nigger is a nigger who cucks himself

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>>83490424

>>83490558
>Acting like there aren't liberals that despise the media
wew lad

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>>83488227
he's an uncle Tom because of his comedy.
you, you're a house nigger. you will be the first to be sold out.

Black people don't watch Kevin Hart

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>>83488227
>Fuck off with your bullshit. I am black and voted for trump.

Oh shit. You fucked up now. The Negroes Against American Colored People are going to send a hit squad to bust a cap in your ass for daring to go against the party and escape the plantation.

RUN, DUDE, RUN!!!

>>83490558
>>83490621

See, I just said I wasn't a Trump supporter but you went ahead and proved my point anyway.

he's not based, he's tamed

>>83490732
black people are too busy killing eachother to watch tv

>>83487856
no, you dumbass. hes not involving his audience in the shit flinging.

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>>83490706
>>83489806
>>83489557
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>>83488318
>>83488257
This amount of salt could last me for a whole week.

>>83488097
>Ice Cube

Ice Cube plays both sides of the fence. Half his movies are 100% black focused and only really big among blacks.

>>83490599
Sorry, I'd hate to detract from the Algonquin round table that this /pol/ thread would clearly be without me.

>>83490754
Great, now you know how irritating it is when I'm assumed to be a leftist every time I disagree with Trump on 4chan. It's annoying, isn't it?

>>83490607
>lol r u mad?!?!

Me pointing out how ridiculous your beliefs are, doesn't mean I'm angry. What a lazy deflection tactic.

>>83489686
Not really that I've seen. He is too much of a caricature in himself that you can't really make fun of him.

If I were to write a sketch about him I'd write him as this superintellectual liberal who is just the most misunderstood person in history.

>>83491045
It would stop being funny the second it becomes about Trump.

There's just something so majestic about the man. So fatherly. I think I love him.

>>83490978
You seem to be getting really angry my guy try taking a couple of deep breaths

>>83488227
Based rational nigga

>>83490978
>>83490929
>>83490496
>>83490359
>>83490183
>>83489941
>>83489766
>Being this assblasted that someone doesn't like what you like

>>83491097
So we're done arguing in earnest now? Didn't take long for you to resort to shitposting.

>>83490675
This year fucking sucks. The press is using Trump to intimidate people into having unquestioning loyalty towards the mass media. Trump will probably be gone in 4 years but this shit will have a lasting impact.

>>83491093
That also works. You need to be smart about it though.

>>83488097
Holy fuck, my sides. I'm convinced none of you in this thread know any black people.

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Holy shit this thread.
/pol/ was right. This place is overrun with leddit libs who love blacked porn and are giant cry baby cucks.
At last I truly see.

One possible reason that a lot of the mockery aimed at Trump fails flat could be that those doing the mocking are often bigger lame asses than their target.

>>83491388
pls stop making fun of my political daddy ;(

>>83491388
No, it's just people being "le epic trolls"

can you guys stop being retarded on purpose

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>>83491388
Fat people should be gassed.

>>83491233
wow nice dubs I hope that has calmed you down what's it like being an adult who argues with teenagers on a south dakota nautical image board

If every person in this thread died tomorrow the world literally would not notice

>>83488027
I am too. I've been to one of his shows, and surprisingly, it was like 90+% black. But these were also older, more middle class people.

>>83487787
why do so many comedians throw money down the drain by lecturing everyone about politics?

>>83491506
Funny, that's what 200 nations said to America this week after that Paris deal debacle.

>>83491463
A far more likely reason is that you're basically using Trump's success as a security blanket against the liberals you're in a reddit-esque console war with.

>>83490675
>Muh ebil libcucks
Enjoy your dog whistles. The "media" is owned by billion dolar multinational corporations feeding you a carefully selected diet of shit so you obliviously chase your tail and wear yourself out getting mad at the "2 minutes hate" network and then comforting yourself with the brand of shit that confirm your bias. The one that soothes you with the knowledge that nothing is your fault. Its all a conspiracy of people actively against (you) personally, that are behind literally everything you find distasteful.
Its 2017, why are you still not able to see the fnords?

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>>83491463
Wrong. There is no bigger ass than Trump's.

>>83491566
if climate change is real God will fix it

>>83491463
You're probably right. Sort of like Dane Cook making fun of John Leguizamo for being in The Pest. It would just come off pathetic.

>>83491618
Mike, does your wife let you on 4chan unchaperoned?

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>>83491388

>>83491651
stay mad, we're not cucking our economy because the temperature is going up by a tenth of a degree every hundred years

>>83491613
E X T R A T H I C C

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Kevin Hart is a coon after all as they say
Not an ounce of integrity, he's as bad as the rock when it comes to selling out
but him being manlet literally gives him less opportunities to reach for
never was a fan of his anyway

>>83491678
>cucking our economy

THE COAL JOBS DON'T EXIST RETARD.

>>83491625
John "Stinky Dinky" Leguizamo was never the highest paid comedian on the planet.

>>83487787
Smart man. Sell to everyone.

>>83491696
I dont think kevin is a coon, he just doesn't want any political BS.

Kanye west shilled for Trump and he ended up getting burned.

>>83491570
I don't think that describes what I'm doing at all.

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>>83491719
Coal is coming back nigger, fuck your gay green energy

>>83491678
>stay mad, we're not cucking our economy

So in your mind, all economic reservation projects are bad for the economy?

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>>83491566
>based Trump tells a bunch of cuck nations trying to extort money out of one of the richest nations on the planet to pound sand up their asses

Best timeline ever.

>>83491766
And the paranoid schizophrenic doesn't think that talking to his coffee machine is weird.

>>83491696
>he's a coon with no integrity because he doesn't want to indocrinate the audiences like every other liberal puppet comedian does
huh. really makes me think.
kev is literally /ournigger/

>>83491758
he went to "talk" to him, not pledge support
how did he get burned, his shoes still selling out and music making money?

>>83491719
Tell that to the rust belt.

>>83491909
Why should we care about the shittest regions of the country? They just take and take, while offering nothing in terms of GDP. Fuck them.

>>83491865
I'm a liberal.

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>liberals call any minority who votes against them an uncle tom because he's voting against their interests despite being the biggest uncle toms out there and voting against their own race's interests

>>83491964
And I'm a conservative Amishman currently on rumspringa. What's your point, retard.

>>83492082
Republican policies aren't pro-white.
They are pro-SOMEwhites.

>>83492133
That I'm not "...using Trump's success as a security blanket against the liberals you're in a reddit-esque console war with."

>>83492243
But you are.

>>83492181
and yet that's still doing more to whites than democrats are, funny isn't it

>>83492181
What point are trying to make here? If someone wants pro-white policies then they should go republican based on what you say compared to leftist policies.

>>83492282
Nuh-uh

>>83492300
I suppose it's a little funny that you're dumb enough to believe that, but many whites are helped by Democrat policies. Which is why Obamacare is now majority favorable for the first time ever.

>>83492333
My point is that both parties have pro-white positions, the idea that any major party is ignoring the ethnic majority of the country, is pretty fucking stupid.

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>>83492082
>tfw first generation beaner born
>own family shits on me from betraying MY people
>Coworkers try not to get all political but cant help but shit on trump around me due to thinking I hate the man for loving his homeland.
>day of the orange is upon us.
>Laughing doesn't end as I watch the meltdown.
>shit all over relatives on thanks giving and the rest of the holidays
>"""jokingly"""tell some family and friends who should not be here to pay me what they owe me or I call ice.
>some of them live with the fear I'll rat them out if they wrong me now
No one man should have all this powah!

>>83492516
Trump doesn't give a shit about his 'homeland' you idiot. Do you honestly, without a hint of irony, think you've managed to stumble across the one white billionaire who doesn't see you as trash?

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>>83492609
Please put me in my place Mr. Anon. Us "White" Hispanics cant think for ourselves senior.

>>83488178

The president is literally a reality tv star you brain dead fuck.

>>83488227
LE BASED BLACK MAN MAKE KEKISTAN GREAT AGAIN

>>83492699
This is so stupid I can't figure out how it's supposed to be mocking me.

>>83488315
house niggers are any black peope that vote, are literate, dont commit crime, and have appropriated my people's language

>>83492797
Why don't you explain how great the opposition was. And what makes Ronald two scoops, pussy snatching, white house winning, manlet pushing, trendsetting, bringer of cuck tears so evil?

Trump voters are the biggest suckers on the planet. Keep buying his merchandise, he thinks you're idiots but he isn't going to say you are. BASED

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