>lazily choreographed schlock where the bad guys could shoot

>>83487529

>rubbish

Britfag. Opinion discarded.

>>83487555
>american enjoys crap

Shocker from the land without culture.

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>>83487529
>Why is this rubbish rated so highly?
Because it's Matrix 4

sounds like you just couldn't handle the kino, neighborino

>>83487529

>somewhat retarded

She's mute so she's 100% retarded

A

>>83487529
>lazily choreographed
Well, define bad choreography in this case. Most people found it to be great.

>>83487529
there are literally millions of Redditors out there. this flick was made by Reddit for Reddit.

>>83487734
>define bad choreography
Literally all the action scenes in John Wick 2.

>>83487747
This is the only explanation. The film just reeks of Reddit and pseudo-intellectualism. It's so shallow and made for the MTV crowd.

This is basically a videogame. They could've taken anything other than the fight scenes and it'd be just as good. Just have Ian Mcshane narrate the "story" at the beginning of each fight scene. Fights themselves are good generally but this gun kata shit either goes all the way silly like Equilibrium and if it not it's occasionally stupid which is occasionally offputting in this.

Decent action flick but one of the most unnecessary sequels of all time. Nobody gives a shit about "John Wick" and exploring the rest of the underworld just makes it look increasingly stupid. But franchising is the name of the game now so eh.

>>83487965
>The film just reeks of Reddit and pseudo-intellectualism
How dumb are you that you think John "fucking shoot first, ask questions never" Wick 2 is pseudo-intellectual? It's a self-professed dumb action movie.

>>83487529
i was also disappoint by 2. i remember 1 so much better. cannot believe that scarjo brain in the shell got shat on and this got away.

>>83487529
>lazily choreographed schlock where the bad guys could shoot but instead prefer to use a knife for no reason in front of an art history student's idea of a deep brightly lit background while discussing a 2deep4u secret society's customs
>still better than every other action movie released this year combined

>>83488213
>It's a self-professed dumb action movie.
Except it tried very hard to expand upon the 2deep4u lore from the first flick and just came off as obnoxious while also trying its hardest to be visual kino.

>>83488422
>still better than every other action movie released this year combined
Yes, but action movies don't exactly set a high bar. This was no better or worse than the Fast and Furious or Ghost in the Shell.

>>83487652
Kek

I want to hit you with a stick

>>83487965
Is it for Reddit or MTV, you shitter?

>>83487529
>woman takes on john wick
>loses in spectacular fashion quickly

How the fight would go in real life.

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>>83488762
This.

>>83488571
>2deep4u lore

It's not trying to be deep it's just world building and background. Why do you think it's trying to be some super deep thing, because they revealed things you didn't know from JW 1? That's not how 2deep4u things work.

>>83488616
>wanting to resort to violence like a nigger
This flick is certainly for your type.

>>83488703
What's the difference redditor?

>>83488828
It's world building and background building, while trying to be deep.

>>83488571
There is literally nothing even remotely 2deep4u in John Wick 2, lmao. You're probably a retard who thinks "excommunicado" is a highbrow reference when most people know what that means

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>>83488868
Im gonna shove a stick right up your ass and you are gonna enjoy it you massive piece of trash

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>>83488928
>lmao

John Wick redditor would rather spew plebbitry and redditry than do anything constructive. What a surprise.

This movie is one of the most bafflingly overrated films on /tv/.

The first one is a legitimately fun action movie. This movie is pants-on-head retarded

>>83489153
Literal retard acts like a literal retard, what a surprise, lmao

>>83489209
Pot calling kettle black etc.

>>83488920
>while trying to be deep.

Still haven't explained where you're getting this from. Adding to a story doesn't mean it's trying to be 'deep'. How simple minded are you?

>>83489258
Nice projection lmao

>>83487594
>The land where culture is letting muslim refugees and their descendants rape and kill you and applaud their increased arrival

>>83487529
Their mistake was to take themselves too serious and making a fucking series out of a doggy revenge movie.

2 was still relatively okay, just not the overhyped stuff the reviewers and fanboys make it out to be.

>>83489598
Because getting raped by rednecks and niggers is better.

>>83488811
>autistically winks a second time becayse she doesnt have enough body awareness/control to know if she winked the first time

what did she mean by this?

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EQ2 when?

>>83489761
Is this happening?

>>83490178
In 2018

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>>83489697
it means she is literally perfect

>>83490551
But she died

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>>83491906
>woman
>dead
>not perfect

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>>83491988
Good point

>>83490551
I literally work out 6 days a week in hopes I will one day get a tomboy QT like her

anywhere to see the Cleaner deleted scene?

Can someone tell me why they used such cheap blood FX in an action movie with a shitload of shooting and headshots?

>john wick is reddit
I should've know when the "gotg is reddit" meme took hold that it won't take long before it reaches something I like.

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>>83490551
I like women in suits

>>83487529
I agree. It doesn't hold a candle to the first one.

I have no idea why people like these movies. They're repetitive and dull.

>Work for me
>no
>ok well im going to blow up your house
>hey im mad im gonna get this guy back for blowing up my house
>no you can't you gotta do what he says
>ok fine

>>83487529
>schlock

fuck off rlm

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>>83493031
>JUST

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>>83493031
holy fucking shit
it is perfect

>>83489637
This. They should've went the self-aware dumb action movie way, instead of trying to play it serious. Other than that it was kind of ok.

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>>83488571
>look at me, being a smug prick with an opinion I tout as fact on an internet board because I have an inflated ego that needs tending
Yeah, this shit never gets old.

>>83487529
I liked it because of the beginning. The first 5 minutes they went with the Russian guy 2 plot and it was retarded. I thought it was going to be all about that shit and it would suck.
Then they concluded the whole thing and moved into the world of those assassins.
It was not made to be 200% believable, but it was made to be interesting and fun.

>>83487529
how is it schlock

>>83487594
America unironically has more culture than Britain and I had to tell you this 4 hours late because you have to know that America has done literally everything Britain has ever done several magnitudes better. You are basically a worse version of America, and you are a worse version of an American.