YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE NOW WATCH IT

Could you link to full episodes on youtube of a good series instead?

>relying on youtube for ad revenue
JUST FUCK MY SHITTY SERIES UP

I don't remember the first two episodes being over 1 hour each

>>83485053
Could you come up with a more creative way to say "stop liking what I don't like"?

>>83485249
That's not even remotely what my post implied, i do understand if your poor comprehension skills made it look that way, though.

>>83485249
I really don't give a shit if you continue liking it or not. I am just calling the show shit, you fucking retard. Can you only think in memes that you read on 4chan?

>>83485217
Yeah, did they add scenes or something?
First episode should be 1:00:34, second episode should be 54:34

>>83485310
>wahhhh stop liking what I don't like

That's you, that's what you said.

>>83485028
>YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE NOW
I have one: I didn't like Twin Peaks.

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>>83485320
>>83485310

>WWWWWWWWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>83485329
>>83485217
The beginning of the episodes are repeated at the end for some reason without sound. Must have been an upload error

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>>83485442
oh ok

i-it's not like I expected extended scenes or anything

Did they censor the tits in the box?

>>83485053

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRQEzVaNw8

>>83485331
Fine. Enjoy the show that in my opinion isn't very good, that I, personally, don't like.

>>83485028

Ive not seen ANY twin peaks. Can I jump straight in or will it not make sense without watching the OLD stuff?

>>83485573
Fine. Enjoy shitposting on 4chan whenever you see people enjoying something that you, personally, don't like.

>>83485576
every episode is stand alone monster of the week, like the x'-files

>>83485576
No, it's too late for you.

I've seen both seasons but not Fire Walk With Me, should I see that before starting the new season

>>83485576

It would be extremely painful

>>83485028
How do I watch this if I dropped S1 midway due to it being boring and going absolutely nowhere

>>83485736
By re-watching and stop being stupid

It goes somewhere, but you dropped it and assumed it doesn't

>>83485632
kek thats just mean anon

>>83485736
If you're that retarded then you're not ready to handle this madness

>I dont like bumper cars at all will I enjoy racing in LeMans?

>>83485331
>>83485368
>le troll u xD
Have some dignity

>>83485736
I'd tell you to stop being a faggot but I think you just need to kill yourself instead

>>83485736
machete order

>>83485809
Like wasting your time complaining about people liking something you don't like?

Very dignified. I'm sure his parents would be proud.

>it's so shit it has to be posted on youtube to get anyone to endure it

Holy shit, glad I never watched this pseudo-intellectual trash.

>tfw you're watching it for the first time and you're stuck in the second season dead zone

>the idiot hotel manager is pretending to be robert E lee

holy fuck this shit is awful.

>>83485576
It won't make any sense even if you do watch the old stuff.

>>83485848
>wwwwwaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>83485848

>>83485849
>Not liking Ben Horne being a comfy neet
poor taste desu
The only genuinely bad side plot in the latter half of season 2 is James leaving the town, that shit goes absolutely nowhere

>>83485762
>>83485792
>>83485816
The one thing that it has is the atmosphere, but that's not unique to twin peaks anymore, it was copied many times, often with an actual plot attached. So Twin Peaks has zero value these days. Throw it in the trash.

kek they edited out the monster in the glass box slicing up their faces

just watch the fuckin real thing, jesus

>>83485920
>yfw S3's atmosphere is completely different from 1 and 2

>>83485682
all you need to know is that coop went into the lodge at the end of s2

>>83485841
Didn't complain about people liking this show. Get a new line or get out.

>>83485966
watch the full scene with david bowie as phillip jefferies from The Missing Pieces. It's slightly different in FWWM so I suggest watching that first, then the MP version

FWWM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMszCiYdtts

MP version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHl_8WK8w3Y

This is basically only thing you gotta know

>>83485848
Showtime always puts premiers on Youtube, usually a week before the show starts. If you knew anything about tv you'd know that.

>>83486008
>WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Get out or get out. You're wasting your life by complaining on a message board. Seriously rethink your life.

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>p-please watch this show

kys shills

>>83485917
Yeah because the demon child and grown woman thinking she's a teenager were such great story arks

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Who are the new characters, that we know of, for episode 5?

>>83486178
>please pay attention to my complaints

Kys neckbeard

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>>83486231

>>83486231
Trent reznor plays a gardener, and Rosie O'donnel plays a bodybuilder involved with the Hastings murder plot

Who rescue Woody Woodpecker plushies here?

>>83486270
You joke but I'd love to see that.

>>83486389
I wish it was a joke

>>83486231
What is the actual source of that photo? Was it in the film or was it just a publicity still? If it was an actual photo of the 4 of them then surely Jeffries wouldn't be wearing his 80's tropical outfit.

>>83485028

I'm gonna watch it on my iPhone

>>83486497
publicity still
http://www.moviestillsdb.com/movies/twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me-i105665

5 seconds to right click "search google for this image"

>>83485917
literally everything in season 2 once the military guy gets back from literally heaven is fucking terrible.

and they keep playing the intro music over the shittiest scenes possible with zero variation holy fuck make this shit stop.

>>83485028
Why did liar OP use Chrome Inspect to manipulate text on Twin Peaks YouTube channel to make it seem like they're posting full episodes there?

>>83486531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0

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>>83485920
>Twin Peaks has zero value these days. Throw it in the trash.
hell yeah

>>83485849
That was the worst part of S2 desu it was boring. Only good part of that storyline was Audrey in the dress.

>>83486767
>and they keep playing the intro music over the shittiest scenes possible with zero variation holy fuck make this shit stop.
Angelo did this in season one with Audrey's theme constantly. Those walking basslines made me want to shoot myself

>>83485028
I don't want to watch the first two seasons to understand the background in a mediocre reboot. Sorry OP

>not even on youtube
frig off

>>83485920
All the bob stuff is still pretty unique. They clearly tried to turn it into bullshit multi-arc show in season 2 despite having fucking no one worth a fuck writing, but they failed utterly and the show was canceled and television in general seemed to learn from that shit.

Also considering this was aired in 1990 with absolutely zero worth a fuck competition is pretty insane and worthy of respect.

>>83486868
In the first season every character had their little theme music. In the second season the only music that plays is either the intro music or the "10 year old copying the intro music on a shittier keyboard" version.

though considering audrey stopped being a little slutty mcslutslut in the second season (huge mistake) they did have to drop her "i'm a slut" theme music.

>>83486802

He said movie and film, so i'm alright

do you think this 2 week gap was a marketing mistake?

>>83487179
everything on showtime is a marketing mistake.

Of course I thought david lynch had been dead for ten years so who knows.

>>83487179
It wasn't the only show to skip the Memorial Day weekend. But, I would've rather they didn't release all four at once. I think this is the type of show that is better released on a conventional schedule because you can't discuss a show when all the episodes drop at once.

>>83485028
anyone who wanted to watch it could have done so for free at the time, legally

>>83485736
you only need to have seen his movies. most of the original twin peaks is filler anyway, plebs loved it

Is there any chance of a season 4? Wikipedia is calling this a "limited series" so I guess not?

>>83485879
>>83485880
>>83486040
>americans triggered because this is as close to a culture as they will ever get

Lynch truly is for the MTV crowd. Plebs, the lot of you.

>>83487690
no

>>83487690
yes

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>>83485848

>>83487727
So what European shows have you been watching lately?

Thought so.

>>83485541
Thanks!

>>83485848
rabbits is on youtube too, it's almost like he just wants to put his art out there and doesn't see it solely as a commercial product

>>83487781
Planet Earth currently.

>>83487690
yes, season 4 in 2040

it'll focus on a middle aged Wally traveling the US trying to solve the mysterious disappearance of his parents and the whole town of Twin Peaks

>>83485028
(((they))) have won you now

>>83487690
Some cast members and I think Frost have said yes possibly but with these rock bottom ratings and general normie disdain I doubt it

>>83486802
You know, I've never heard Lynch speaking outside of being Gordon Cole. I didn't expect his real voice to be exactly the same.

>>83485161
Twin Peaks' heyday was a quarter century ago, outside of the ones who got into it when it was put on Netflix no young person who keeps hearing how amazing it is and is curious about the new season is going to buy Showtime to check it out. Putting the first two episodes is a smart move.

>>83488172
he sings like that too

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>old episodes aren't available

How the fuck am I supposed to get the show if I haven't watched the first two seasons?

>>83488336
Netflix, Amazon Prime. pirating

This thread is dead, unironically.

>>83485320
YANB

>>83488172
He's one of the purest human beings alive.

>>83485736
you fuck off back to /got/

>>83485249
>stop criticizing what i like!

>>83485053
https://youtu.be/Rz_Hj-Fo-EU

>>83486802
Is David Lynch /our guy/

>>83490138
sweet this is some good shit

>>83485576
It will literally make 0 sense.

>>83485028
>when you spent millions of dollars and went overbudget just to throw it away in youtube

STARZ made a big JUST

>>83485028
Holy fuck they are desperate.

>>83485028
I have about 2 seasons and movie worth of excuses.

>>83485966
>>83486036
>>83485682

There's also a ring in FWWM thats probably going to play a big part in the series (it does in the newest books)

I'd recommend watching FWWM anyway, its kino

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lol they censored statue titties

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>>83492003

>>83491986
it's fucking garbage

>>83485028
can I skip these episodes and still watch the rest of the season?

>>83485028
except for the excuse that twin peaks is reddit tier overhyped shit

>>83485028
Upload all the episodes to Youtube and I'll watch it before the new one.

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>>83485028
>streaming
i've learned my lesson. streaming the same episode multiple times gives you multiple hits to your bandwidth.

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>>83492216
>bandwidth cap in 2017

are you streaming on your phone or something?

>>83486178
>0.195

I refuse to believe that is an actual number. That is so fucking low that the muh streaming excuse isn't even valid.

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>>83492003
>>83492104

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Hello tv friends. This is Coop laying down. What are your thoughts about carpet?

>>83492216
>downloading things multiple times counts the same towards your data usage each time

wow what bullshit who could've known???

>>83492536
>>83486178
Nobody watches arthouse crap, I bet the Showtime CEO is currently pondering shooting himself

>>83487781
Deutschland 83

>>83492059
you are garbage

>>83492059
t. Tarantino

>>83493432
Looks reasonably comfy, would lay down on at least once

>>83485694
Season 2 is a big season

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>>83485028
Aaaaaaand the video is down

>>83485780
?