NAME SOMETHING you bring with you to the movie theatre!

>>83484785
A bulletproof vest, Steve!

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>>83484785
A dog

A big juicy cock, Steve.

>>83484785
BIG BLACK COCK, STEVE

>>83484785
Shower shoes

>>83484814
lost

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>>83485014
>>83485035
>DING.

>>83484785
my rifle

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Me? I bring crab legs

My wife's bull

>>83484906
Doggo a CUTE

>>83484785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvwxLjpouGE

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>>83485191
I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

>>83484785
Ahh, umm... Jackie Chan!

NEKKID GRANDMA