>"Sorry sir, We have a no singles policy What do /tv/?

I want to see the manager

oh yeah my girlfriend is in the bathroom

>nobody bothers checking cause its a fucking movie theater

But Jules, I have my falcon with me!

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>"Hello sir, Is there a problem?"

What say /tv/?

>>83484075
Sir please fuck my wife

Its cool, im so fat i gotta buy two tickets

>>83484075
H-Hey Robert. Here's my friend now, sir. Now I'll be enjoying my kino now, thank you very much.

>>83484075
>offer my 13 yo daughter to him
>30 minutes later
>its not enough
>offer my boibucci to him
>"ill let you live this time"
wew

>>83484021
beat the shit out of him
>>83484075
suck the shit out of him

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>>83484021
But you're my boipucci girlfriend...

>>83484021
That's rich

There's a no singles policy in movie theaters? I didn't even notice that, but probably cause I don't go alone to movie theaters anymore. Last movie I went alone was Tomb Raider Angelina Jolie where she went to Cambodia

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>>83484021
>We have a no singles policy

THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

>>83484021

you better check my doublettes then

>>83484021
>well in that case... would you be my significant other?
>*crowd cheers and howls*
>*long silence*..."Here's your ticket... to my heart"
>*crowd goes wild and applaud*
>we go in together
>we go into eachother afterwards at the cinema showers

>>83484021
Fuck you moot

>>83484021
Where the fuck do you guys go where there is actually a no singles policy?

>>83484021
Do you even have a gf you faggot

>>83485464
Who?

I show him this digits.

>>83484021
Do gringo cinemas really do this? I haven't seen a movie alone in a long time, but it's stupid to think I couldn't if I wanted to.

>>83485728
>>83485497
Usually they don't care. But if you're going to a movie debut, they will check to see if you're single.

>>83484021
is this really a thing? whenever there is a movie I really want to watch I always go alone. Only go to movies with other people if its like pleb shit.

>>83485679
>"Like I said, sir, no singles. Am I going to have to call security?"

>>83484021

Get his ass fired or bitched out because my cousin is assistant manager of the theater I go to.

>>83484075

Find out if he's gay or bi because I have a thing for getting BLACKED by lanklets.

You're a big guy.

>>83484075
Robert my man, I m-missed you.

I indentify as a couple. Let us in or be SJW'd.

>>83484075
How about we go in the back and settle this like men

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>>83484021
Hey asshole that's a fucking myth. So stop fartknocking around. And i'm inside the cinema.

>>83487160
I googled it, singles only is mostly a myth. It only happened pre-internet when the theater has arranged seating and all of the single seat spots are taken.

with online ticket purchasing its harder to get a double seat for a hot premier than single.

>>83484075
>The problem is you're a fucking nigger

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>>83484021
Then you'll my date, qt twink. owo