What's his least terrible film?

the one where he pummels critics into submission

postal

>>83478636
postal or rampage.
funny because i had opened postal 2 like a second before seeing the catalog

Postal. It perfectly matches the satirical postmodern tone of the game.

>>83478686
Even though it matches the tone of the game perfectly, it got scolded by the critics. Why do critics hate Boll so much? He's not 'that' bad

>>83478805

>He's not 'that' bad

Have you watched Alone in the Dark?

Postal is the only true answer

>>83478636
To have an opinion you would have to watch them. No thanks. Fuck money laundering.

Postal.
Rampage would be his only good movie though if not for atrocious camera work.

>>83478636
His movies are all great

>>83478636

The one of his birth and even that only has value as a medical curiosity.

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>>83478664
>we almost had Uwe Boll vs Seanbaby

fug

tunnel rats
pretty ironic that it isn't a videogame movie but someone made a videogame based on the movie and it turned out worse somehow

>>83478636

House of the Dead, the movie that literally has clips of the arcade game spliced into the action sequences. It was entertainingly bad.

Postal. At least that was pretty fun.

>>83478805
Yes he is

Rampage is kino as fuck.

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>>83478636
Rampage.

Is the sequel worth watching?

Postal is unironically a good movie

>>83483664
I've just watched 3, and watched the second one about a year or two ago..
Two was alright, I suppose, but too hollow with the rhetoric, it took itself too seriously. Also, Boll's acting is fucking atrocious, like his directing.
Three.. That's just babby's first film out of film college

Assault on Wall Street (can't remember the name) is alright. Main character doesn't get a break though.

>>83481800
I saw that one in the cinema.It is the perfect Lets have some beer and watch an entertaining stupid movie Movie

>>83483664
2, no. 3 kinda. shit ending.

this man singlehandedly destroyed the video game movie industry.
for that he is a God Tier Director.

>>83478979

Alone in the Dark is a comedy masterpiece, whats wrong with you?

>>83483781
>>83483884
he even made a 3rd one?

>>83484009
'Rampage: President Down'. The acting is fucking horrible, it's the worst.

>>83478636
Stoic

>>83481271
This. Ironically one oft his best is almost unknown.

>>83478636
I remember my friend saying Rampage was awesome and tons of action.
And I was like whatever and he found Rampage 2 and made me watch it with him.
All the dude did was talk in front of hostages all movie.
Shit sucked