>Dr.Agon I'm LotR
>>83473602
Uhh, you don't get to bring Lambas bread
TELL ME ABOUT BOMBADIL!!!
WHY IS HE NOT IN THE MOVIE???!!
>you don't get to bring a fellowship
>>83474535
too busy smoking that dank longbottom leaf
>Crashing these Eagles... WITH NO SURVIVORS
IF I SHARE THE LOAD, WILL YOU DIE
>>83473602
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TAXES! HOW WILL YOU PAY FOR YOUR ARMY?
>>83473602
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GHOST
>>83473602
TELL ME ABOUT THE BEACONS HOW DO PEOPLE BOTHER LIVING IN THE MOUNTAINS TO LIGHT THEM.
(Durin's) Bane?
TELL ME ABOUT SAURON. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE RING
WAS GETTING MEAT PART OF THE MENU?
>>83477599
If I cut that off would you die?
>>83473602
>You have my sword
>And my bow
>And my axe
>Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>>83476416
That's a big horse
The travel plan I just filed with Rivendell lists me, my axe, my bow and my sword. But only one breakfast.
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
I've got a folder for this
>>83479966
Put some effort next time please
>>83480042
I didn't make it retard, they're funny
TELL ME ABOUT DENETHOR, HOW DOES HE RAISE HIS TAXES?
>>83479998
>>83476416
I'm in tears
>>83476416