I'M A WHITE BOY

I just could never take eminem seriously. He should be working in a cubicle somewhere.

3 is best scary movie 2bh

I GOTTA GOLD CHAIN!

>>83472688
Shy can't a gangster be named Clarence?

I GREW UP WITH MY DAD
AND I VISIT MY PARENTS OFTEN
WHY CAN'T NIGGERS NOT BE BAD
AND UP IN A LOW-PRICE COFFIN
[audience: OHHHHHH!!!!!]

I'LL FUCK YOU UP WITH MY RHYME
YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS STRAIGHT HAIR OF MINE
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING APE
YOU'RE NOT INTELLECTUAL JUST BECAUSE YOU VAPE

Went outside my house
I went down to the deli
I spent my last dime
to refill my fat belly
I got rhymes galime
I got rhymes galilla
And I got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller

WELL JIMMY MOVED IN WITH HIS MOTHER

I'M WALKING DOWN THIS ROAD
A BUNCH OF AFRICAN AMERICANS APPROACH ME
ASKING FOR MY WALLET
"AM I GETTING ROBBED I ASKED?"
NAH WE JUST AKSING NICELY
"AND IF I SAY NO" I REPLY
THEN WE WALK ON BY

THAT WAS MY FIRST AND ONLY ENCOUNTER WITH AFRICAN AMERICANS
AND NOW I WANT TO DIE
ALL OF THE HATE I HAD INSIDE OF ME WAS GONE
AND NOW I AM HAPPY

>>83472748
Because gangsters go wherever they want without clearance.

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WHEN MY MOM WASHES MY CLOTHES, SHE USES BLEA-OCH

WE CAN'T FUND ALL THE WELFARE YOU'RE CONSUMIN'
BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING WORTHLESS SUBHUMAN

LOOK AT YOU NIGGER WITH YOUR IQ UNDER SEVENTY
CAN'T HOLD A JOB AND IN JAIL BY TWENTY

Why do blacks have a problem with mayonnaise?

>>83475144
it's white

>>83475144
It's white

>>83475144
It's cream

>>83475144
It's white.

>>83475152
>>83475167

isn't it yellow ish?

>>83475144
it stank

>>83475115
>used to think that movie was absolutely hysterical
>rewatch it a couple of years ago
>it was cringy as fuck

I should've just kept remembering it fondly.

>>83475202
Only in Asia.

>>83475212
>cringy
Go watch your FilthyFrank and LeafyIsHere

>>83475144
I think cuz it's a "plain white" substance. Niggers, while wrong about the result to hate it, are actually right this time cuz mayo is fucking disgusting.

>>83475262
>cuz mayo is fucking disgusting.
you watch your fucking mouth

>>83475259
FilthyFrank is annoying and I haven't even heard of the other one.

>>83472688
That rap battle in Scary Movie 3 was the shit.

>>83475144
americans eat mayonnaise in copious amounts, it's enough to put anyone off mayonnaise

t. had a yank flatmate that put THREE heaping tablespoons of mayonnaise on his chicken sandwiches

>>83475309
>I know, we're in the hood now!

i dont know why but i think the world would be a better place with brittany murphy was still around

>>83475262
Eat a Dairy Queen® Mushroom Swiss Burger™ and say that shit again.

>>83475190
There isn't a drop of dairy in mayonnaise.

>>83472688
name a better rapper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXTpHNMdOZU

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George, the hood! Lose the hood!
I know, we're in the hood now!

>>83475045
You are 43. Close?

>>83475144
They think it's bland. Black people only like over-seasoned stuff.

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>>83475346
You know what? I'm passing by a DQ today, maybe I will.

>>83475144
It tastes good.

>>83475523
>UMMMMMMM SWEETIE IS THAT EVEN A THANKSGIVING DINNER, WATER IS A SPICY SEASONING RIGHT? ;))))

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Lick lickity split lick splickety
Hanging ni-nigger niggities
Burning heeb hib hibbities
From now until infinit nitnitninny

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>>83472688
I ain’t no chicken nugget
I’m the Big Stack
Come taste my special sauce
I just want some ham to cram in my jam while I spam my slam

>>83472688
But you can't talk smack
Because whitey just struck back

BUT TONIGHT, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR FAT JOE

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>>83472688
SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI

>>83475396
The last good one of the scary movies imo.

>>83477569
nope, terrible, kevin hart was one of the worst things about it