ESCAPE FROM AMERICA

>>83471430
Tom Cruise

CGI Kurt Russell from the Guardians Sequel

>>83471430

OP, I....

http://www.thewrap.com/escape-from-new-york-remake-story-details/

joseph gordon levit with a prosthetic nose

lockdown was a pretty fun rip off

>>83472360

>Besson got sued by Carpenter

Hue

David Hayter

Hideo Kojima as the Taxi Driver

>>83471430
>A reboot
>a movie without Kurt Russell
>not directed by Carpenter
Leave Snake Plissken alone.

danny mcbride

>>83471430
Idris Alba of course

>>83472208
Sounds terrible.

A reboot with MEW as the lead and set in Covfefe - the Capitol city of Drumpf's Nu-SSR wouldn't be better.

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>>83471430
This guy !!

it will either be a nu male, nigger or a woman

>>83472686
here's the thing Danny McBride would be a lot better choice than whatever generic actorman they'll come up with. Kurt Russell had mainly done comedy before Escape from NY so going for a comedian like McBride would be smart casting. Just beef him and he'd be great, dude's a legit actor (see: Vice Principals)

fuck now I want Danny McBride as Snake

>>83473287
Kurt Russel was kind of a numale at the time though.

>>83473318

the definition of numale becomes more and more blurred as time goes on

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Wyatt Russell. if they don't at least consider him they're fucking up.

It's gonna be Tom Holland or some other twink/reddit actor. Men like Kurt Russell don't get to lead franchises anymore.

>>83473355
Is his mother Woody Harrelson?

>>83473355
He'd be good. Dude's also a good actor.

>>83473402

No, Goldie Hawn, he's Russell's son.

>>83473355
This please, literally Snake Jr

>>83473423
unlike Scott Eastwood who got his dads looks but none of the charisma Wyatt is also a good actor. I wanna see him in the Snake costume & with dyed hair so bad, dude looks so much like his dad.

Samuel L Jackson who have had it with motherfucking himself in the motherfucking New York

>>83471430
the villain will be blonde haired, blue eyed

the hero will be some black actor

he will be a BLM activist who has to escape from the white police state who is evil and kills black people on sight

>>83473439
yeah i really liked him on that Black Mirror episode hes p good

>>83473524
it's directed by robert rodriguez so the main character will be mexican and the movie will be shot in robert's garage

Some negro.
And the ironic thing will be he won't even be an 1/8th as cool as Russell because he'll be some gay ass fuccboi like Boyega.

>>83473271
I'd be ok with this.

>>83471430

I'm sorry but Robert Rodriguez is in talks to remake Escape From New York. Its going to be bad.

>president is Alec baldwin doing a bad trump impression
>snake is Original Snake's son played by Kevin Hart

why not an actual snake?

>>83471685
yeah that looked so real wtf

>>83475639
Snake didn't seem like someone who had jungle fever

>>83472780
Alba would've made a good Duke had he been around for the original.

>>83471430
ACTUALLY THEY'RE GONNA REMAKE BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA WITH THE ROCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83475930
no way

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>>83471430

Sam Hyde

>>83472360
This
Guy Pearce would make a great Snake

>>83475953
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4728328/

>>83472360
>Carpenter sued production company EuropaCorp and the screenwriters of 2012 sci-fi film Lockout, claiming that the movie essentially stole the entire concept and execution of his own film, 1981’s Escape from New York. The lawsuit carried out in a French court, Carpenter won, and he and his team were awarded $90,000.

>>83472208
Jesus H Christ, what is this shit?
You don't have to like the original to see how much of a gutpunch this is

>Hey, we're remaking Big Trouble In Little China
>Only it's not set in SanFran
>No Chinese black magic
>The villian is some white guy who opens a jar of green goo and now is an ancient evil
>The protogonist is some whiny teenager who gets help from Native American magic or jojo or whatever

paul dano.

>>83471430
Batman with prep time

obviously Kurt Russell as Old Snake

>>83473318
when has he ever not been the ideal of a golden age american archetype?

>>83471430
Make it a "soft-reboot" or whatever you call it
Cast Emily Blunt as Snake's daughter, they share the same.
Have Carpenter's GOAT soundtrack.
Set it some decades after the big shutdown that Snake made and the world is in this super shitty position, fighting over power sources and scarce electricity.
Bluntsnake is a soldier just like her dad, overral the splitting image of Snake.
Kurt obviously appears in a later film, her and Blunt team up to do whatever.

Escape from Chicago. Make it happen.

>>83477232
>not escape from detroit

one job

>>83477187
>bluntsnake

>>83471430
>Who do you think will get cast as Snake Plisken?
I thought it was the Rock?

just cast old kurt rusell as naked snake and tom hardy as plissken2.0

>>83477922

That's Jack Burton

>>83478576
And Adrian Gilligan as The Duke?

>>83471430

Melissa McCarthy obviously

>>83471685
I genuinely wouldn't mind if they did this.

hugh jackedman could be a good fit, he's a bit older but still around that age range.