haha can you imagine?

>abstain from 4chan

My Year Without Keks

>>83470279
deserves a reply

>>83470187
Literally who movie

Seriously I've never heard of this. Someone give me a quick rundown.

Imagine a year of no fap

>>83470279
>abstain from capeshit

My Year Without Drek

>>83470279
Easy
>>83470403
Easy
>>83470596
Easy

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haha

w-what a wild premise

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>>83470403
My best it's like three weeks.
But by the third week I'm more animal than man.

>>83470971
>implying being an animal is bad
I get so many losers calling me madam I'm not kidding, I wouldn't mind an animal

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>tfw watch these threads for the wizards that come out of hiding

Who /notavirgin/ here

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>>83471034
not me...

>>83470999
Post tits... madam :^)

>>83470187
Only a year huh?

>>83471034
Me but i wish i was

>>83471034
question: does gay buttsex count?

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>my year without batemen

A year without checks

>>83471379


More like a thread without dobles haha

>>83471532
then what do you call this ^ ?

>>83471611
well done anon, well done anon

however...

>>83471611
There's something strange about your numerals

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>>83471611

>>83470187
Been without sex for 25 years, started nofap 10 days ago and don't feel much of anything, I can last without fapping or having sex another 25 years.

>>83470403
Easy if you're on a caloric deficit. I went two weeks without even noticing, didn't feel pent up or anything, instead I actually felt like the moment after orgasming when you're not in the mood anymore.

>>83470279
Underrated post
>>83470403
So basically your life up through middle school?

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>>83470187
Try 30+ years.

>>83470187
Hhh-a-a y-yeah

>>83472594
It's easier to go without sex when you never had it

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>>83472630
Shut the FUCK up normie

>>83472630
Then I guess I'm in luck.

>>83472553
>So basically your life up through middle school?

Bs that's like not eating meat if you were a vegetarian till middle school

>>83472630
Yeah you're right I feel really bad for normies in a rare dry spell that have to go a few months without sex now.

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>>83471034
Right here man

>tfw wake up next to gf and she wants to kiss you with morning breath

>>83471034
What is that thing?

>>83472685
>>83472718
>>83472737

Sex is way overrated, it's more of a mental/ego thing. And i havent fucked in 6 months, so nothing to be jaelous about

>>83472806
Nobody is jealous, people in their 20s who never had sex have already given up and lost all hope and simply don't care, me included. So nobody's jelly, that's for sure.

5 more years till wizard status, almost there boys

>>83472860
What would you do if a beautiful girl fell in love with you weeks before getting wizard status? Would you engage in sexual intercourse?

>>83472912
>if a beautiful girl fell in love with you
It's not going to happen to any of us. It's impossible, giving someone hope when there's really not is probably the worst thing.

>>83470187
>Be a woman.
>Go a year without sex.
>OH MY GOD LIFE IS SO FUCKING HARD!

>Be a man.
>Go a year without sex.
>Why the fuck do I have all this money.

>>83470655
>year without shitposting

Impossibru

>>83472860
22 years till god status

>>83473024
Are you 78? I always figure it as this.
>Apprentice
20-29
>Wizard
30-39
>Warlock
40-59
>Sage
60-79
>Demigod
80-99
>God
100+

>>83470779

Pedowood fucking sucks

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>>83472444
Not bad for a fanook. Now check these.

>>83470187
I've not had sex in 6 years. yeah, I can imagine.

>>83470187
Kissless 29 year old Virgin here. Fuck this retard family

>>83470655
Easy
Peasy
Lemon squeezey

>>83472444
>LOCK THIS MAN UP

im 27, shall i use the service of an escort ?

i really cant tell if it's a good or a terrible idea.