DAUGHTER OF ZEUS, I'M SON OF ODIN

>>83462391
>I'M SON OF ODIN

Don't you mean ODINSON?

Isn't he an alien instead of a God? Enjoy your Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

>>83462391
Oh man, after I saw this trailer I thought it looked good, watchable. In 3D it was like holy fucking shit good, I can't wait.

>>83462613
>new Thor is just GotG3
That would already make it better than any of the other Thor movies to be honest

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>>83462391
>haha YES!, he's from work (the hulk is there to battle him)
>uh oh
>wait why are you pulling down your pants
>unzips a 200 pound 20 inch BIG GREEN COCK and rushes toward Thor
>thor tries to run but the hulk pins him down and rips off his armor
>thrusts this mammoth of a cock in his ass filling his demi-god booty with a cock so big that he's started to physically die from it
>HULK KEK!
>as the hulk climaxes his semen pumps from his 200 pound cock into his ass, there is so much that Thor literally has semen coming out of his eyes, ears and every orifice
>thor is laying on the ground, lifeless and dead

>AND THE WINNER IS, THE HULK
>hulk puts his dick away and laughs at Thor as he lays there lifeless in a pile of hulks own semen.

Movie ends, and credits roll.

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>>83462728
I'm excited he's finally wearing his helmet

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Would you a Hera?

>>83462391

this looks lilke gotg bonkers quip shit fest
but...
at least marvel realized no one really liked the first two thor films and at least tried something people might like

at least niggers are trying

>>83462810
This sounds raunchy! Made me piss my pants with laughter!

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>>83462928
It's (smug) Hela and yes

>>83463062
Awww wittle baby upset?

>>83462928
FOOOOOOLISH SAMURAI

>>83462391
Just watched Wonder Woman. I'm hoping that watching this will cleanse my eyes of that filth.

jesus this shit is never going to end is it? this is life now. capeshit after capeshit

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>>83463122

you forgot her (smug) midriff

>>83463975

still 3 more from the big 2 then a couple of adapts like kingsmen

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Thor 1 is the most patrician MCU movie

>>83462391
>restraining the god of thunder in a wooden chair with leather restraints

????

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>>83462889
He wore the helmet during Thor 1, but briefly during Asgard scenes. They got rid of it for some reason.

>>83462613
Comparing the first two Guardians to the first two Thors, I think I will.

>>83462810
How dare you use a Jojo reaction image

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>>83462889
>finally

the thor 1 helmet was better

>>83464174
>They got rid of it for some reason.

Supposedly, the thing just would not stop falling off Hemsworth's head. So they just ditched it after that scene because it would just not cooperate. Bit disappointed they didn't modify the design for Avengers and Thor 2 so that it wouldn't have the same problem. For fuck's sake they could've at least given him a chinstrap and just CGd it out later in post.

>>83462889
it's obviously not his, it's for gladiators

>>83463975
Yeah we should only watch movies about boring shit that happens in real life.

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>That moment you forget you're watching DC and try to figure out how the Greek mythos would mesh with Nordic mythos

>>83464149
Leather beats thunder every time

>getting rid of Thors faggot hair
finally

>>83462810
Now thats what I call KINO!

>>83462391
Why are all these fucking movies comedies...

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>>83464914
>try to figure out how the Greek mythos would mesh with Nordic mythos
well Nips are decades ahead of Hollywood.

>>83465035
Because normies love comedies. To be fair the first 2 Thor movies were romantic movies, Hulk was an uthentic drama/standard capeshit, and they are the 3 movies that flopped. Comedies always succeded.

>>83465117
They were romantic comedies brah, the big titied bitch literally spoke in meems.

>>83465191
What I mean it's when they stick to straight forward comedy/action flicks (GotG, IM movies, Dr Strange, Antman, Avengers....) it's when they have more success, so why change the formula at all?.

>>83465230
Because movies are supposed to be an art form...

>>83465433
...also entertainment and bussiness anon.

>>83465509
Mostly business.

>>83464174
This helmet looks much cooler than this one>>83462889

>>83462889
is that a cgi helmet?

>>83462391
is this any good really?

>>83467872
Yes