*punches your dog*

That's what you're supposed to do with a misbehaving dog. You jab your fingers into its neck and to them it feels like a bigger dog is biting them.

*roundhouses kick your canine*

>teleports behind dog
>"nothing personal pup"

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THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE

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*hadouken*

>>83461332
What's the big deal about this?

>>83462260
something something mexicans

>>83462260
new dank meme senpai

>>83462260
Cesar didn't beat Holly any harder.

>>83462260
mexican punch dog

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>>83462260
it wouldnt have been a huge deal if not for the fact that caesars (pictured left) got caught making homemade beastiality and tried killing himself shortly after with pills but failed.

uproxx.com/tv/cesar-millan-dog-whisperer-suicide/

>>83462260
It looks like he's suckerpunching a dog for no reason.

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How does he keep getting away with it?

>>83461332
Fine. Dogs are for eat, not cuddles.

>>83462485
Go away Chink

>>83461332
Protip: If you get your dog as a puppy you don't have to resort to beating it to "correct" its behaviour, because you raised it right from the beginning. Only cucks you rescue nigger dogs have to do this.

>>83461332
Do dogs instinctly bite at you when you reach for their food? Two of my friends and my cousin own labs. They're not well trained or obedient really but I've never seen them snarl at anybody even strangers.

>>83462322
>uproxx
any other sources?

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>>83462322
>A month later, while he was on tour in Europe, his wife of 16 years, Ilusion
>his wife of 16 years

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>>83462445
He kicked millions.

>>83462611
They do.

>>83462656
r u retarded?

>>83462611
My dog would snarl at me when I used to reach for her food just to mess with her, but she would never bite. Maybe bark a little, but that's it.

>>83462695
Didn't the author meant "wife for 16 years"?

I don't know anymore.

>>83462540
I seriously hate people who flip out if you dare suggest you don't want some psychologically fucked up hellhound and would rather get a puppy.

>>83462445
what's his name again?

>>83462711
deserved a kick

>>83461332
/an/ hates this guy. They hated him even before he punched that dog.

>>83462786
'Wife of 16 years ' is correct. Means they've been married that long.

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>HADOUKEN

>>83462611
no that dog is just shitty or trained shitty.

/tv/ doesn't know how to handle dogs.

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>>83462189

>>83462540
It's more like idiots who do the rescue meme expecting a perfect dog.

Owning an abused dog you didn't raise will always be an uneasy partnership at best.

>>83461332
back the fuck off????????????????

>>83462913
Well I guess I was wrong.

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YAMEROOOOOOOO

>>83462611
my mom had 2 dogs growing up. the first one (Cockapoo) was very food aggressive and wouldn't let you get near her if she had a treat or food. the other one (Goldendoodle) is easily the friendliest dog i've ever seen and would never even do anything remotely aggressive in any circumstance

>>83461332
They call him Cesar because he fucking conquers these doggos

>>83462711
Did you stab it in the neck?

INAZUMA KICKS YOUR DOG

>>83462611
I believe it can lead to food aggression.

I've been giving my pupper food in a feeding tube. He can really get into cashing after the tube. While I've had no problems moving it when he gets it stuck, I can see how it could lead to something.

>>83462711
Should have shot it in the throat.

>>83462611
No, I didn't even know that was a thing.

>>83463479
although my dog (which is usually pretty timid) will snarl and even kind of snap (not a full on bite but it's there) at you if you try to pick him up randomly

Remind me of my neighboor's pitbull. Used to poisoned him with a sausage filled with rat poison. Watched him barfing blood and grey stuff while smoking a good monte cristo. Tough motherfucker, he didn't even die and got up on his paws, had to strangle through the fence with a phone cable.

He was an aggressive cunt, always barking at people for no reason. Not that my poofta neighboor learned the lesson, now he's got a fucking dobermann.

he thought candy was going to fall out

>>83463605
hope the dog eats your children (not that you'll ever have any LOL!)

>>83463664
>falling for pasta
>getting angry over the death of a nigger dog

>>83462260

In USA it's a hate crime to hurt someone's feelings, even if it's only a dog.

>>83463820
i have been on this pit of despair for over 10 years and i have NEVER seen that post before

>>83463899
Lol what a cuck.
You haven't been in enough dog threads.

>>83462611
Only if they're poorly trained dogs

You should be able to walk up and take a dogs bowl away from them mid feed without any aggression

One of my dogs will even stop eating and move away from the bowl if I walk up to him (Although he's a very nervous dog all around, got him when he was like 3 and he was in a very bad house before I got him)

>>83462615
Seeing as it's 4 years old with no retraction, it's safe to say he either doesn't give a shit or it's entirely true. Otherwise they'd be sued for libel.

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>tfw you'll never free a dog from getting stuck in a log so he can rest with his best bud pups on a designated sleeping table

>>83462189
this killed me

>>83464046
kinetic bombardment when?

>>83464046
Kid of retarded to eat dogs but hey, I guess there are probably a lot of them? So it's actually totally logical.

Animals that are kept for vanity reasons, ie pets are definitely a rich person hobby. It's not for peasants.

>>83462260
it's one of the top ten anime betrayals

>>83462656
>>83462695
>>83462989
I love this place.

>>83464126
you sound like a retard

>>83462611
I have 2 6 month old dogs we got at 8 weeks old, a pit/lab mix and a Shepard, we had both in training since they had all their shots, first time we learned was to pet them as they ate, never once have they so much as growled at one of us. The pit is easily one of the friendliest dogs I've ever been around and we've had several dogs over they years, he is super friendly at the dog park. Aggressive dogs are the product of shitty owners and poor discipline.

>>83464046
Subhumans.

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>>83464139
too far anon.

>shoryukens your doggo

>>83464198

wow a whole six months

why is reddit forcing the meme so hard?

>>83464163
If they are breeding them just to butcher them, that's pretty strange.

If they catch and butcher strays, well, that's fairly provincial, isn't it. But that's life. In America we just round them up and kill them then throw their carcass in a big freezer or incinerator. Probably both. Is that more logical?

>>83461332
Cesarposting its looking well

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>>83464331
Man, that sure is one hot dog

>>83462419
Only if you're fucking blind or retarded

>>83462322
>got caught making homemade beastiality

Man I hate when you guys make shit up. Turns out he was just emo over the fact that his wife dumped him and his pitbull died. No bestiality porn. :(

>>83464198
>The pit is easily one of the friendliest dogs I've ever been around
They all say that until it flips out and bites your face off.

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>>83464370

>>83461332
How is he not in jail for this?

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>>83462251
*hegs*

>>83464331
Is this part of the Paris Accord?

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>>83464390
>you're a blind retard for thinking what totally looks like a sucker-punch to the layman is a sucker-punch

>>83464331

That seems really inefficient.

There has to be something heavy enough in that little shanty town to smash it over the head with before they toss it in the pot.

>>83464139
>that ending

who the fuck makes this shit

>>83464447
>How is he not in jail for this?

WOOF WOOF I WANT TO REPORT A CRIME WOOF WOOF

>>83464475

Probably trying to kill fleas or lice or something, even for a dead dog that'd be a pretty silly way to cook it.

>>83464427
Yeah it's amazing how confirmation bias works.

ALL dogs are dangerous to some degree, they're predators of substantial size. The biggest ones get the worst of it because, shocker, they can do more damage when they flip. I was bit by a Collie. Does that mean they are dangerous? No, overwhelmingly all dogs raised in loving homes are safe.

Some people treat animals the wrong way and they become surly and hostile to humans. Sucks but that's a free society that doesn't even teach philosophy in it's general education syllabus.

>>83463063
Judging by the dog names I'd say your mom is white trash

>>83464331
it's a doggy dog world anon

>>83464331
What's with Asians and their obsession with making animals suffer as much as possible in the process of turning them into food? They love to cut shit up and cook it while it's still alive. Sometimes they even eat shit while it's still alive.

>>83464605
They think when animals taste better if they die with adrenaline running through them so they cook them alive.

>>83464605
They have an obsession with things being as fresh as possible

>>83464605
guarantees it's fresh and it locks in the flavor

>>83464472
The dog snapped at him when he approached its food you myopic faggot. His whole damn job is to tame aggressive dogs - can you not connect the two?

>>83462611
My dog doesn't care what we do around her food. She trusts us relating to food. Like we could take it away and she wouldn't care.

>>83461332

>>punches your dog

because your dog has a split second bite response

which if left unchecked may extend to other behaviors

which may eventually cause you to fight your dog for dominance

which may eventually result in your dog attacking you

or which may result in you killing your dog when it attacks you

because a domesticated animal must either be docile towards pack leaders or be expelled from the pack

>>83464712
Check out the reddit spacing on this guy, sheesh.

>>83464549
>The biggest ones get the worst of it because, shocker, they can do more damage when they flip.

No, that isn't even remotely true. No one is afraid of say, Great Danes, or St Bernards, breeds that absolutely dwarf pit bulls in size. Most breeds that are way bigger than pit bulls don't have the reputation, because they don't have the disposition. Pit bulls are per-disposed to ripping off the faces of their owners and maiming children. You should really go read up the history of the breed, because you have no clue what you're on about.

Anyone who would own a pit bull as a pet is a retard.

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>>83464605

Huge population, everything is insignificant.

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>>83463023

>>83464557
>names

"Cockapoo" and "Goldendoodle" are dog breeds, you mongoloid.

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>>83462189
delet this

>>83464605
Their race is incapable of empathy. It's simply not in their DNA.

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>>83464605
it can't be all asians. surely some of them have empathy.

they're geographically closer to the birth of reason then amerifats, how is this possible.

pitbulls should be exterminated
"rescue dogs" should be exterminated
I don't fucking care about dogs. They are not people.
Owning a pit bull is a clear sign of pyschopathy

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>Didn't expect that

>>83464865
>drinking the tears of all the beta dog owners

>>83464847
Their reason is to consume delicious dog meat

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>>83464605
Meanwhile in the US animals are tortured for their entire lives before being ground up and turned into red slime.
Much better, you subhuman lardlads. :^)

>>83464861
how does anyone hate cats when there are kittens

kittens are literally blameless, perfect critters. adorable tabula rasas.

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>>83464139

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>>83462189

>>83464909
I don't live in the US you dumb gook sympathizer.

>dogfags

>>83464896
is it really that good though

dogs are lean animals. amerifat chicken and cow is bred for the opposite. fat is flavor.

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>>83464862
t. cuck that got bitten as a kid because he doesn't know his place

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>>83464865

>>83464910
I got mauled by a kitten when I was 6
I'm blind in one eye and have no feelings in two of my fingers on my left hand

>>83464932
Sure thing, sports fan.

>>83464220
>>83464489
>>83464911
What happens?

Dogfags are the most annoying faggots on Earth

>>83464687
>dog snapped at him

I don't see it. He shakes a bit maybe.

>>83464993
What kind of comeback is that?

I'm a white guy in Vietnam who has tried eating dog before
it was alright I guess, didn't taste that great, much prefer some beef or lamb

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Why are pitbulls such niggers?

Why are pitbull owners so obnoxious about being pitbull owners?

>>83464991
>mauled by a kitten when I was 6
>mauled by a kitten
>mauled
>kitten
Who's the pussy now?

>>83464962
I spoke to a Chinese guy who ate dog meat before and he told me kind of tastes bitter. Maybe it was just stray dog meat. I'm sure filet mignon of a pure blood just melts in your mouth

>>83464991
>mauled by a pussy
lol, what a wimp

>>83464994
nothing, the kitten was just walking around

>>83465002
this is a fake screen that turns into corgis playing with a woman, but it will probably get deleted anyway

>>83462193
Holy fucked I laughed hard

>>83465024
If you want my comeback you'll have to wipe it from your mother's chin. :^)

>>83462445
That dog literally looks like Brendan Fraser

>>83462611
I could pull a bone out of my golden retrievers mouth and he doesn't do shit

>>83464605
asians don't have souls

>>83465089
t-thanks ;_;

>>83465048
it does, its stringy too since the dogs are usually not very beefy to start with

desu doesn't really taste that good at all. its a poverty food since stray dogs are everywhere so anyone can just snatch one to eat in a pinch
I've had other carnivore meat before like bear but that was much better

>>83461332
It's kind of funny, you can see the dog is nervous as shit with the cameraman right there.

>"Oh shit, maybe I'm not the alpha here. Fuck. They're filming this? What should I do?"

>>83464861
awwwww

who was in the wrong here?

>>83465055
>he never heard of vagina dentata

oh you sweet summer child

>>83464475
They cook them alive because they believe the adrenaline released makes the meat tastier or more tender or some weird chink shit

cats > dogs

>>83461332
Can I get a gif of the original?

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>>83465327
No but you can get a webm.

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>>83465274

>>83465483
>marvel and DC fans arguing over capeshit

>>83465456
I don't know why Cesar crouches back down and tries to re-engage the dog after the first bite attempt. What did he think would happen?

>>83465524
I'm guessing he wanted the dog to repeat the behavior so he can correct it, but the dog went all out instead

>>83465483
i miss caturday

>>83462540
If rescue dogs show any signs of food aggression they put them down.

Food aggression tests are literally the first thing they do when gauging whether a dog can be adopted or not. Go on though, support the puppy mills they churn out fucked up inbred pedigree dogs that inevitably end up in the pound system you seem so against you ignorant cunt. Unironically kys.

>>83464046
based chinks, ridding the world of overgrown rats

>>83465483
ahhhhhh is that cow milk meant for humans? jesus wept.

better to give them tiny bit of tuna or even a sandwich meat, though they should really just eat kibble with meat primary ingredients. corn makes kitty fat.

>>83465776
I consider myself free market but I don't even know how puppy mills stay in business, unless they're deliberately guilting people into adopting as a means of "rescuing" the dog from the mill store environment.

they are some of the saddest places imaginable with puppies stuffed into boxes lined with shredded newspaper.

Dogs should be regulated so only people with enough acreage to demand the need for one should be allowed to own them.

There is no reason for a dog to exist in a concrete jungle or suburbia.

>>83462260
it's more funny than a big deal

>>83465629
same same

>>83465274
Cats = Dogs

fight me

>>83465048
it more like a culture thing here in SEA yeah it isn't good and cost alot because there is no dog farm

>>83464712
>which may eventually cause you to fight your dog for dominance
Yeah, this looks like the equivalent of saying "I fucking dare you" to an animal with more bite force, speed and possibly strength than me and I really don't want to take that chance once this wacko leaves my yard and the dog expects me to fight him next

My girlfriend's dog used to bite people's ankles, but we got him to stop just by yelling at him and banging pots at him and shit. No weird alpha dog nonsense, just normal conditioning that if you bite me I'm gonna smack this skillet against the table.

>>83465020
>misses the fag dog baring his teeth and obviously growling before the mexican punches him
Misses probably isn't right word, chooses to ignore? Because of course that dog dindu nuffin, right?

>>83466464
Why doesn't he punch the doggos all the time then? They're all dogs who act aggressive and growl and bark, it's not a show about cute litte puppies.

>>83466537
>Why doesn't he punch the doggos all the time then?

Because he's usually kicking them instead.

I hit my brothers dog with a tablet the other day because he tried to bite me when I was picking him up.

>>83466537
Doesn't look like a full on fist he is throwing. Seems to just be jamming his fingers into it's neck. If he would've actually punched the dog I'm sure it's reaction would've been much different.

>>83465097
F E T C H

>>83466651
That seems a little over the top, simply wack it on the nose and sternly yell "no"

>>83462445
is that a chinese pitbull?

>>83462445
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE BEAN

>>83466651
If you are casually picking up any dog, odds are it deserves to be beaten.

Lap dogs and their owners are cancer.

>>83466719
this works on my bf

>>83461332
fucking fundamentals people...where'd this dog learn to fight?

>>83465456
>complete stranger to the dog
>goes in to rub nose
>dog instinctively snarls and gives him a nip to tell him to back off
>goes back in for another rub nose
>dog bites again
>kicks the shit out of the dog

i feel like he did that on purpose just so he had a justifiable reason to release some stress on the pup

>>83464557
Judging by the fact that you can't recognize dog breeds, I'm guessing you're in that shitty lower middle class echelon which prides itself on not being white trash

>>83466719
my brother is fucking stupid and will yell no and then start petting him. like he has trained him to be territorial and mean because it's cute for a little dog.

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>>83461332
When my dog was a pup and it would snarl at me occasionally, like when i reach for the remote and it had a bone, I would smack it hard with two fingers on its snout. Its been like 5 years she's never snarled since.

Am I a good pupper owner or am i as bad as this mexican?

>>83465456
i still don't know how this ends. does he ever get his hand back?

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>>83467086
Sadly Holly took Cesar's entire arm.

>>83465483
So civil, my cats would start fighting almost immediately.

>>83462189
Its personnel you dumb fuck. Nothing personnel.
Learn your god damn memes.

>>83467086
Nah, the dog absorbed it so its part of the Dogscape now.

>>83465776
If you rescue someone else's dog you are a cuck. Puppers are best.

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>>83467481
Welcome to the dogscape. We're all good boys here.

>>83462657
To save billions

>>83467517
>>83467481
Oh fuck I forgot about the dogscape.
I had so much fun reading those stories.

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>>83467659

>>83467715
Sounds like a white person living in detroit.

>>83466937
>instinctively
Lolno. It's an aggressive stupid animal, I honestly would've just had it put down and bought another one.

>>83464046
Based

>>83468208
Well Cesar brought it back home and made her his bitch.

>>83465483
How do people give their cats milk? Mine vomit when I give them any dairy product.

Aren't you not supposed to fuck with a dog while it's eating? They always get really hostile if you do it, even the nice ones.

Btw that's not a punch you autist.

literally how do you fuck up training a lab?

>>83468559
Being Asian

>>83468541
in my country we were taught to leave dogs whilst eating but ceaser doesnt allow the dog this freedom, he gives it the bowl and then intentionally removes it and gets in dogos face

>>83462962
I actuallty heard the opposite. Supposedly, the dogs you rescue are really grateful and loyal.

>>83468611
Why does he do that? Seems a shitty thing to do

>>83468559
they dont train it, and labs by nature are fuck heads if not trained.

>>83464605
Mainlanders are soulless miserable pieces of shit.

>>83461332
That's a pretty impressive power stance. I never had a doggo and I'm deathly afraid of them as I can't figure out their behavioral cues. I'd have shit my pants and start running on that occasion

>>83462260
dogs are literally royalty in burgerstan

>>83468620
Rescues/etc usually are breddy gud, but it's certainly not 100%. Contrary to what some faggots might say, breed does play a pretty large role. Also contrary to what other faggots might say, it's not shit like pitbulls, but usually chihuahua's, cattle dogs, and chow chows that are almost always dicks.

Unless a dog has been severely traumatized (read: intentionally abused, not just neglected), they'll usually seek care and protection from whoever provides it. In doing so, they'll typically not be aggressive toward you unless you intentionally push their buttons. Dogs are really fucking good about understanding boundaries (and often intentionally push them constantly to see what's "acceptable").

Cesar's a fucking joke, by the way. Nobody who actually works in animal control, rescue, etc respect him.

source: I work at a high intake shelter

>>83463023
That's what happens when you don't train your pets.
You want to coddle them when they do something bad, so they'll run off and bite whoever they want because they have no respect

Then training them becomes a literal fight just so they can even begin to listen, otherwise they're the boss and nobody can tell them what to do.

You white boys treat women the same way, what happens? They nag you around, have affairs behind your back and when they're finished they leave you pennyless, divorced, inside a barrel sucking on a bottle of jack.

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>>83462189

>>83468611
>>83468644
imagine you have a 5 year old child playing in the kitchen and the dog is eating its food
5yo does 5yo shit and touches the dogs food

5yo is now laying in a pool of their own blood on the kitchen floor with their face torn to pieces because tiny toddler dared to touch the mutts food.
the proper response a dog should have is ALWAYS:
> "Ok, that's fine."

and not
> "NO, I'M THE ONE IN CONTROL HERE! I AM THE MASTER!"
spoilers: dogs that did that didn't survive domestication for good fucking reason

>>83468492
got some bad news for you bro

>>83463899
It's not new unlike you

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>>83467277
Good one.

>>83469064
>wikihow images
Truly the pinnacle of art

>>83464501
kek

>>83464738
check out the reddit spacing between your mothers cunt lips

>>83469185
Can't she's asleep

I want to get a nice, loyal, smart, and loving doggo soon that can be my bro and go to the park with and run with or just chill in front of the tv with. What breed should I get? Should I get a pup or do the rescue dealio (will it be more likely to be mean instead of nice)? I was thinking maybe a german shepherd. What is the best book or best videos to go through so I know how to train the doggo?

>tfw russel terrier does this constantly even if we're just on the other side of the room looking at the food

literally the nigger of dogs

>>83461332
what the fuck? I've seen the webm where the dog attacks him and so he starts kicking it, but I never knew he just came up to a dog that's eating and punched it in the throat lmao

who was in the wrong here

>>83469226
TOADLINE

>>83469242

The dog.

>>83469242
It's the same dog, this happens before she bites him

>>83469226
Both are liable to get roughly the same results, honestly. Breeders can (and will) give you fucked up dogs due to massive inbreeding.

Shelters/rescues, on the other hand, are cheap as fuck in comparison and will practically beg you to take their dogs sometimes.

As for breed, probably a border collie or cattle dog. The former for more family oriented, the latter for more independence. Australian Shepherds are total bros, too.

guys im a little nervous

my dad is old as fuck and I've been living with him for a while. thing is, he rarely gives our doggo water and she is always really desperate to get it (licking dew from the grass like crazy etc). he says she pees on the carpet too much, but i think he is just lazy and im scared she is suffering

>>83469271
He's probably neglecting the shit out of it.

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>>83469271

>>83469198
post pics of mummy cunt

>>83467409
Its not rivalry here, cats literally just love when things move.

God i hate cats. Cruel and useless animals.

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>>83461332
Post good boys

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>>83469437

>>83469446
o no

>>83469446
This dog should be shot

>>83464408

do you really want to take a gander?

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>>83461332
Rate my dog

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>>83469437
RIP ;_;

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>mfw I see Cesar walking up to me while eating food

How do I get Caesar's job? It seems fun

>>83469271
Your dad is just being calm and assertive girly boy

>>83469546
for the looks of it, your doggo knows you are a retard anon
>>83469554
read above
>>83469437
thinking doggo

>>83462611
if my dog bit me i would stomp it's skull in

>>83464204
what's the difference between killing a dog and a cow?

>>83467650
give me a rundown on the dogscape

>>83469491
You should be shot too fatboy

Does Cesar also train cats?
One of mine tries to attack my feet everytime I get up in the morning. Should I just take away its food and punch it? Or is it better to suplex it to assert dominance?

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>>83469437
Can I post my good Girl?

>>83468926
like our children, we cannot see what's right in front of our faces until they royally fuck up
even then we'll try to make excuses for why our little angel did what it did and that they've "never done anything like this"
we make the situation ourselves because we refuse to do any proper training/parenting

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>>83469772
yes

>>83469722
One you can no longer get milk but can now obtain hamburgers.
The other you got to bury in the ground.

>>83469753
If you're physical enough then suplex it.
It'll hate flipping upside down but will hate you afterwards

>>83469083
also, if they're defensive about their food bowl, they could be defensive about anything they "have", so an owner won't be able to safely take dangerous shit away from the dog

>tfw not scared of dogs
>wanted a pet forever
>whole family is scared of dogs
>they won't let me in the dogpark anymore because I don't have a dog.

>>83462611
It's a question of dominance. I had a cocker spaniel who'd grow if me, my mom or my brother would go near him when he was eating. On the other hand my father could pick him up by his ears and he would do nothing about it.

>>83462485
Because you own 4chan I'll let this go

>>83470396
dogs of peace

>be a pit bull
>loving master takes good care of me for 10 years, providing me with shelter, unlimited water and food
>accidentally steps on my tail, violating the NAP
>maul his 7 month old child to death and bite him a few times for good measure

>>83470498
>master kills dindu dog in defense while trying to save his child
>horrible animal abuser, is charged as such
>added to the animal abuse offender registry, can never own a pet again

>be there just eating
>some 4'3'' spic comes and takes your food away
>get rightfully angry
>get the shit kicked out of you
>spic then kidnaps you, tortures you into submission and you never see your owners again

is he the dan schneider of dogs?

Much like children, some behaviors can only be trained out of a dog with a whack.

The feminine idea that dogs should be trained by positive reinforcement only is ridiculous and does more harm than good.

>>83469271

>live with father
>he's too old to take care of the dog
>do nothing about it

So care for the dog yourself you autistic NEET fuck

>>83470628
He doesn't fuck the dogs for Christ's sake.

>>83470750
That's what he wants you to believe

>>83470531
>own nigger dog
>accept nigger consequences

>>83462657
>the weak should fear the strong

>>83461332
Does he actually hit it with a closed fist? It actually looks more like he jabs the doggos neck with his thumb.

>>83471005
it's definitely a thumb to the throat

>>83462611
Labs are good, I remember petting mine while he was eating.
The only time I remember him snarl was at a stupid kid that kept punching him.
People that buy aggressive breeds and treat their dog like shit deserve to have their life destroyed because their "cute pitbull" casually killed one of their relative one day.

>>83471141

I had a chow mix, one of the toughest dogs i ever had, that would occasionally forget and snarl when I reached for her food. A Caesar punch put her back in line- more violent dogs can be wonderful dogs, you just have to be much more vigilant as a dog owner. Dogs snap almost always because the owner has no idea how to keep them in line. Some of the worst dogs in dog whisperer were labs, supposedly one of the easiest dogs to keep.

my current pit is so docile that he's useless as a guard dog. But he's also neutered and fat.

>>83466410
>and possibly strength
fucking numales, I swear

>>83464847
>geographically
the greeks didn't even known china existed fart face

>>83471005
he gave it a good TSSSST

>>83466410
you sound like an utter faggot

the only thing an animal respects/responds to is force. especially a pack animal

>more bite force, speed and possibly strength than me

bwahaahahaha

>>83466410
>possibly strength
holy shit nigger just pick it up and slam it down
fucking skeletals i swear

>>83465456
hahahahahahahahhahahahah

>>83468559
its an adopted dog, probably from an african american family

>>83469722
You don't torture a cow to death

>>83467383
>beta male too scared to use his own hand

No wonder dogs don't respect him. Sad!

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Say hi to muh bitch

>>83468620
My buddys grandmother has a dog that was severely abused and it has the sweetest peronality you can imagine.
It still hates kids, though.

>>83472853
That's a nice dog right there

>>83465107
same here
you dont even have to train them, they are just nice by design
you have to work real hard to fuck up the nature of a golden

>>83464979
Get it through your head

NIGGER
DOG

IF YOU OWN A PIT,
YOU ARE EITHER
1. A NIGGER
2. STUPID WHITE TRASH

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>>83472853

Good pupper

>>83462611
It's like someone going through your wallet. If it's your mom looking for the registration of the family car or some shit then you're fine with it, if it's a stranger you throat punch him making Neanderthal noises.

Same with dogs. Food is their most valuable commodity.

>>83469747
he's literally right

that doggo is suffering

>>83473548
No, that dog should be shot.

For being bad.

>>83463605
>not giving it antifreeze

amateur

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>>83469064
Fuck. This is the hardest I've laughed at something in a while.

>>83474124
Lost it