Have you apologized yet /tv/?
>Gal will never spank you for being a straight white male
>>83461795
>white
>>83461795
>you will never have a better ass than a walking skeleton
I wannaspank that faggot's ass
>>83461795
They're both Jews.
>>83461795
>ywn be her goy toy
>>83461823
>>83461901
I was talking about me
>>83461245
Kek gal loves that shirt. Didn't she wear it to comic con 2 years ago?
>>83461901
Blew my fucking mind when I found out Pine was one of them too. Is Ben Affleck the only white actor in hollywood who isn't Australian
>>83461961
Makes it look like she has breasts
>>83461979
>Muslims
>Australians
>white
>>83461961
pretty sure this pic was taken during comic-con
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August 26, 1980 —
Some of us here at JONJ used to be really big Star Trek fans. Why 'used to be'?
It wasn't because the shows got progressively worse (though they did) or that the movies became unwatchable (though they were). It wasn't because we preferred the bright colors and fully haired captains of the 60s to the bald and the drab of today (well, the 1990s anyway).
No, it was something that occurred rather suddenly really, mostly due to two factors.
1. A remarkably creepy freshman year roommate.
2. The lack of Jews.
The roommate requires more explanation than we're willing to give. And we admit the Jews thing seems a little random. But you see, in the original series there were dynamic, exciting, top of the line Jews — Nimoy and Shatner (aka, Kirk and Spock for those of you who were too busy getting laid in high school to enjoy high quality science fiction television). And that made us feel comfortable in our own, nerdy Jewish-ness. We didn't have to be dorks all our lives — we could be grand heroes full of vim and vigor and all the necessary je ne se quois to save the universe and get the girl.
And then there were none.
Fitting then, perhaps, that the first time we liked a new Star Trek adventure was the recent film, which happened to up the Jew Quotient (JQ?) quite a bit. Chekhov is played by the previously profiled Anton Yelchin. Winona Ryder cameos as Spock's mother. And wouldn't you know it, the new Captain Kirk himself, Chris Pine, is of Jewish descent (on his mother's side).
It's almost enough to get us all giddy about Star Trek again. Y'know, barring any encounters with bizarre, tighty-whitey-and-nothing-else wearing, Klingon speaking roommates.
>>83461245
There are my stretch pants
>>83461914
;_;
>>83461948
Well jeeze man, her spindly granny hands would slice through your soft, supple butt like a steak knife through veal.
>>83461245
Why does Gal look so... 80s? Is Israel behind the times?
>>83462009
I feel sorry for the moderates of Iran too.
>>83461245
>Captain's Log, star date 91971.55. It appears the USS Enterprise has crash landed on Oyvey II, a planet full of unintelligent life forms that worship Goddesses of Jewish origin. These women enslave men and perform acts of sexual nature to their prey. We can only hope our men will make it out alive.
>>83461245
hateful, rat faced
>>83462309
It's over pajeet, you've lost. She's literally /our gal/ now
>>83462450
Your Gal, faggot. I was on a date a few weeks back with a big tittied bitch but I had to drop her once I found out her heritage. I should have guessed, she did the same squinty rat face when she smiled
>>83462516
>>83462516
>dropping a big titted Jewess
What's wrong with you?
>>83462602
long gal is long
>>83462663
>>83462579
She was already super clingy and I didn't want to have to eventually meet her family
>>83462663
>>83462704
her butt is cute
>>83462746
>licks your asshole clean
>>83462746
>ywn feel that tongue on yourforeskin
feels bad man
>>83462830
Cut it off like a good little Goyim first
>>83461245
Who's the tranny spanking Chad?
It looks like she's responding to the hormones very well.
>>83465727
cute! CUTE!
>>83462516
>not liking jewesses
Why are marvel fans such homos?
>>83465787
>Supporting parasites
Why are DCucks such globalist, well, cucks?
>>83465886
the head of Marvel is literally this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Perlmutter
>>83465727
I'm sick of capeshit but I loved that. Fuck the jews though.
>>83465727
how is she so cute bros?
>>83465934
And yet Wonder Woman is the movie where we see a Jewish female lead kill and subdue a literal ubermensch.
They could not have been any more transparent unless they gave the general a Hitler mustache.
>>83465727
Holy fuck
>>83461245
Who wore them better?
>>83461795
>You will never help Gal commit atrocious crime against the Palestinians. Why live?
Why are Mods deleting Gal threads today?
>>83466320
Someone give the link to the site that rates how Jewish movies are. I want to see how well Wonder Woman did.
>>83461914
>tfw you will never be her shrunken foot slave
>>83466704
I would settle for being her regular sized foot slave tbqh
>>83466943
Well I'd 'settle' for that too, sure