You know what's kind of depressing? When Hollywood starts

You know they've already made those right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6pZ2jeD87Y

>>83454784
Not really. "Iraq war" films so far have mostly been political statements by directors. It takes more time for retrospective/nostalgia-tinged films to start emerging. Films like "Platoon" and Full Metal Jacket were released more than a decade after the fall of Saigon, and more than two decades after the war became big in the mid-60's.

>>83454855
they were making vietnam movies in the 70's dude, they were making iraq movies in the 00's, you're just wrong about this one

>Soldiers stare at IED crater and blown-out Humvee
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I MADE MY MISTAKES... I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO RUN... THE NIGHT GOES OOOOO-HHHHHN...

>>83454770
>Iraq War movie
>Country song villainizing anti-war protesters starts playing

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>>83454770
>It's Just A Shot Away by Mick Jagger will no longer be used

>>83455132
It'll be replaced by that song CLICK CLICK BOOM!

OP OP OP OPPA GANGNAM STYLE

>>83454770
What the fuck? They've got more than just Disturbed to work with you stupid fuck. Mad World by Gary Jules comes to mind. Worked good enough for Donnie Darko

>tfw my country still has conscription and at the current rate I'll probably get drafted to fight ISIS
how2survive war with limbs intact?

>>83454826
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6pZ2jeD87Y

Was literally about to post that

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>>83456037
>drafted to fight ISIS

unless you live in a middle-eastern shit-hole directly adjacent to another shit-hole that happens to house ISIS troops I seriously doubt they're going to force some draftee to big bad Syria.

have a Mew.

>>83456135
Thanks for the MEW.
I just looked it up and it turns out that even though some politicians have called for it, most political parties here currently oppose the idea of drafting everyone to fight ISIS. It's just that technically every guy from 14 to 45 is on a list to be called for service.

None of those will happen. The song that will be used is Fire Water Burn by the Bloodhound Gang as has become common already.

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>2nd Korean War movies will have fucking Drake in them as the helicopters fly into shot

>>83456829
>Caption: BAGHDAD - 2007
>Music begins as choppers flood the skies
>Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy!
>Then Superman dat ho!

>MAIII YA HEEEE MAIII YA HOOO-

Actually, that would be kino

>>83454770
The main thing I hate about those movies is they take place in a fucking sandy shithole. Literally the worst of the worst for aesthetics. I'd take jungle over sand any day. I hope the next warzone is as aesthetic as fuck.

>>83458474

well major Western European cities are pretty aesthetic

>>83456135
>big bad Syria

back to /ptg/ with you

>>83454784
Three Kings was pretty good imo

>Iraq war movie
>WELL IVE BEEN DOWN SO GODDAMN LONG starts playing
I think anachronistic music could still work tbqh

>implying that wouldn't be funny as all fuck
>implying filmmakers of the future aren't just gonna paint the Iraq war as some sort of great american success while Disturbed and Tool play the soundtracks
my god, I want this to happen just for the sheer revisionist history comedy value.

>Helicopters over a sunset
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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>>83458474

This. Ww2 movies are my favorite purely due to the European theater. Especially the rural stuff. Same with vidya. Ignored sniper elite 3 because it was set in Africa.

>>83455913
I hope you don't think that's an original song by Jules.

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>>83454770
>driving convoy through desert
>Party in the U.S.A. starts playing
>mfw it would be authentic

>>83458704
isnt Patton the only major WW2 film set in Africa?
IMO we need more Naval combat films.

ive seen clips of tank gunners from the initial iraq invasion talking about listening to disturbed though

mightve been a michael moore doc

>>83458704
>>83458807
>>83458474
>>83458546
Maybe we'll get a curve ball and the next war will be fought in space or on Mars/Moon. Maybe we'll finally get a "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" movie.

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>>83458546
>He thinks nuclear states are going to war

>>83458856
That was pretty popular to hear actually. I remember a few news clips where the soldiers were blasting Disturbed from the tanks and shit.

I thought it was cool shit back then. God, what a shit I was then. lol

>>83454826
Perfect.

>>83458856
There was an entire documentary about music in the Iraq war, it was probably that, did it have a guy singing THE ROOF IS ON FIRE in it as well?

>>83458863
>There will never be a $100mil Hollywood movie about the Battle of Sekigahara with thousands of extras in samurai armor and very little CGI and Ken Watanabe as Date Masamune

>>83458856

Fahrenheit 9/11 with Fire Water Burn

>>83454913
he was talking specifically about the KIND of movies made about the war and its era

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>>83458901
Maybe china will for some reason try to take on Russia and the USA will aid Russia. There's some pretty fucking nice scenery in Russia.

>>83458970
Yeah, there are some pretty awesome battles through history that would make great movies.

>>83459006
this looks shopped

>>83456037
try to get logistics or away from front line fighting

>>83459046
I think a the poster for the movie.

>>83459046

can you tell by some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in your time?

>>83459006
>>83459046
>>83459091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh9mTLqW1O4

>>83459035
Like the Mongol invasion(s) of Japan. literally no one talks about those. I'll even be happy with fictional battles but in historically accurate settings. Name one movie where we see Greek Naval warfare in an accurate matter, or any of the Zulu wars.

>>83459139
>*BRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
When will this shit end?

>>83459139
>Invade Crimea in 2014
>Release WW2 epic of Russia saving Crimea in WW2

Cheeky Russians at it again

>>83454770
>*Lil Jon voice* "OKAYYYYY"
>shot of tanks entering Falloujah

>>83459203
The best part about foreign propaganda is that I don't give a flying fuck about it and rarely even know what is propaganda or isn't when I'm watching it.

Although, when you've watched a shit load you start to pick up on it and that is when it starts to suck.

Ignorance is bliss.

>>83455073
Can I make up some fictitious green text too?

>2023 film about the iraq war
>WHY ARE WE HERE? THIS IS HOPELESS. I HATE MY COUNTRY AND MY PRESIDENT, GEORGE W. BUSH!
>AMEN FELLOW SOLDIER, AMEN. VOTE DEMOCRAT EVERYONE!

>>83459199
So long as it triggers something in audiophiles who make the soundtracks for trailers, never.

>>83458908
All that stuff was popular with soldiers back in 2003. Even Limp Bizkit's Chocolate Starfish album was in rotation.

>Keep ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (what!), keep ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (yeah!)

When I was in Iraq I was listening to GG Allin. Ya'll niggas only know what the Zionists want you to know.

>>83459787
>Iraq movie
>Bite it You Scum starts playing

>>83458951

roof is on fire confirmed.

forget which doc though

>>83459882
If it was a Michael Moore flick, chances are it never really happened

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>>83458970
>>83459035
>being a weeaboo

>>83459951

checked and kekd

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>>83455073
>WE'LL PUT A BOOT IN YOUR ASS COURTESY OF THE RED WHITE AND BLUE!

>>83459997
>implying Weeaboos give a rats ass about the Feudal Era or any of the shit that went on then outside of that godawful Sengoku Basara show

>>83454770
>>83455020
>>83455132
>I See Red Door plays while the door gunner stares out at the desert rolling by

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>2035
>Hollywood starts releasing retrospective, Vietnam-style movie about the second-term Obama era of the Afghan war
>soundtrack full of dubstep nasheed mixes like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-823SjzMST0
>films released in Spanish with Arabic subtitles

Don't think we'll ever get a proper "soundtrack" to the Iraq war like there is for Vietnam.

The number of soldiers who went to Vietnam vs the number of soldiers when went to Afghanistan/Iraq, then think about the number from Vietnam who made their way into the film industry, vs the number from Afg/Iraq that will make their way into the industry. There won't be as much of an influence from people who were actually there and experienced the war.

Also, I think Afghanistan will be looked back upon much more positively than Iraq. There is a tangible finish to that war with Osama Bin Ladens death. Afghanistan is still fucked up, but it's in much better shape then Iraq.

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>>83460045
>Scene of cheering Iraqis waving little American flags and "THANK YOU BUSH!" signs
>This ain't no rag - it's a flag! - and we DON'T wear it on our heads...

>WWIII
>Trump is POW to Hillary's Rebel Regime
>The Soros Alliance of UK, USA, Israel, EU, and Mexico drop genetically modified vampirejews onto the battlefield
>All About That Bass plays

>>83460180
>*Thick southern accent* We gon kill the GOT damn hajis

>Charlie Daniels plays in the foreground

>I become entirely necrotic inside

>Thick Europoor accent
>Commits war crimes
>Robbie Williams plays

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>>83460107

>>83459203
There is a big picture coming out in russia soon about liberation of crimea. That is "based on true story" and etc etc
I am Russian, I am fine that we stole some land quietly. But this movie that from the looks of the trailer is about how we heroicly defended crimea from somebody (I am not even sure who will be the bad guys here) is all sorts of fucked up.

Fucking pleb hasn't watched Generation Kill

>>83455865
>every Arab Spring movie has a battle scene with Gangnam Style playing in the background

>>83460484
It'll be the Germans obviously.

I'm interested in that modern day movie about Crimea though. That sounds cool.

>>83460281
go back

>>83458807
More Aussies fighting bicycle japs in SEA jungles please

>>83460699
I'd be down for this, just for the sheer hilarity.

>>83459199
Never. It's super effective. When the trailers roll people are not focused on the movie yet. They're still in "settling down the family" mode or "shooting shit with friends" mode. Then the lights go down. Silence for about 10 seconds.

>This picture is not yet rated.
>...
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWP

wow i'm so fucking stoked for this filler popcorn movie coming out in February!

>>83460729
it's kind of sad how accurate this post is.

>"BRAAAAAAWP was a mistake"-Hans Zimmer

The 'Platoon' of Iraq War will start with a montage of news footage of 9/11, the Gulf War, Afghanistan, and Bush addressing congress/UN with musical accompaniment by American Idiot.
The film will end with footage of state funerals, coffins with flags, protests, and continuing violence with Wake Me Up When September Ends playing.
FACT

>>83460581
>It'll be the Germans obviously.
just in case you are not joking, it is about the 2014 stuff.
So either ukrainians or americans.
And it will be shit, don't get your hopes up.
There are movies that russian cinematography shits out each year that are backed by federan moneys, but since, like everything in russia, the ministry that is overseeing it is corrupt as fuck and while production value is high, the movies still come out as shitty as ever.
Like that new movie on stallingrad, which is supposed to be war movie , but it quicly turns into some bizare eastern european flick about 5 soldiers jerking off to some whore. And not in a good way

>retrospective, Vietnam-style movies about the Iraq war

I like how people have forgotten about the draft.

To say, that won't happen.

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Inb4 "muh welfare queens with no value to society"

>>83461197
Sorry I got confused, I thought you were questioning who was going to be the enemy in the WW2 movie.

Thanks for the further information though, it's interesting.
>production value is high
That's all that matters. I got through Stalingrad just fine.

Don't be so hard on your cinema, at least you are trying

I already hate middle eastern war movies

>>83462092
Sorry they killed your terrorist cousins, Ahmed

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>>83460107
>films released in Spanish with Arabic subtitles

Funny thing is that's better then what they were really listening to.
1st term Obama, the whites had that "screamo" gayness, "breaking benjamin" and "nickleback" in their playlist.

This was on my soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUkOMyx8pc

>>83462274
When I was in Iraq I was also listening to Brand New, Weezer, Senses Fail among many others. You're not exactly wrong.

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>>83458770
Underrated post

>>83462532
True, I had a neighbor in the barracks who woke me up every day with that shit.

>>83459176
There is literally a movie called Zulu and it's great.

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>>83459997
I was thinking more along the lines of ...well....actual Star Wars:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_war

>>83460100

I'm okay with this.

>>83456264

That's pretty common. The U.S. is like that too.

>>83459882
It's called "Soundtrack To War"

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>>83458474
>watching movie set in Afghanistan War
>Sum 41's 'Fat Lip' starts playing

>>83462975
All the money and technology that goes into war and sandbags are still the best protection

>>83461892
>>83461892
The 2013 one?

>at least you are trying
I woulnd't call giving money to some hacks trying.

On that note, I would recommend you a great rv series
Moими глaзaми
There is only one season, camera is first person. Might not be your cup of tea, but it captures the essence of russian/soviet sci-fi greatly.

>>83463106
its more to do with whats readily available in the fucking desert.

>>83464269
Pardon me, sir, but why are bags so common in the desert? And why does that not look like a desert?

>>83459006
That's a big hand

>>83464385
it really is

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>ww3 movies with post-rock and death grips

>>83464442
I fucking hate Death Grips, but it would make a good soundtrack to a jarring and brutal battle scene

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>>83464504
>i fucking have shit taste
keep it to yourself m8

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>>83464566
Nobody likes Death Grips, not even Death Grips fans. Not even Stefan.
>>>/mu/

>>83464566
>implying Death Grips aren't jarring and brutal on purpose

I gotta admit, pretty good bait combining a bad opinion with chinese cartoon imagery. Well done.

>>83464655
>cricket

LOLOLOLOLOL

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>unironically listening to dead grips

>>83459787
But GG Allin is fucking terrible

>>83460281
Charlie Daniels is great tho

>>83464713
Not all of it. You gotta go deep in the catalog to find the gems, and some of it's just funny to me, like listening to Bloodhound Gang at the gym except it's about killing niggers and making jigaboo stew

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>>83464706
>>83464660
>>83464655
t. listened to lynyrd skynyrd, led zeppelin and rolling stones with their dad and think they know music

>>83464566
>it's subversive so it's good!
You don't even have a taste

>>83464779
Just not my bag m8

>>83464784
>death grips fan
>thinks he knows music
Any musician past their teenage angst will tell you all three of those bands are much much better than Death Grips

>>83458807
FUCKING THIS
Especials 17th-19th century naval movies.

Anyone have any recs besides Master and Commander?

>>83464902
It's not about who's better, it's about who providing unique input into the music scene. dadrock is about as generic and institutional as you can get. low skill, low creativity music that gets boring after a listening or two. at least the yelling nigger is doing something unique.

>>83456264
14!? What country is that.
Does pretending to be gay get you out of the draft still? That seems like a simple solution. Even if you have to suck a few dicks to prove it.

>>83464784
My dad's dead, but we both hated Led Zep, we listened to stuff like punk rock and metal together when he was alive. He liked the stuff that was popular in the early 2000s like The Hives etc

>>83464942
>any three of those bands
>low skill

>death grips
>high skill??

Again, what you're saying is
>it's good because it's subversive!!

and that probably means you know nothing about music except what /mu/ tells you

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>>83464902
>Just not my bag m8
Fair enough.

>yfn laying on the ground in the middle of a mortar attack with "Scumfuck Tradition" in your ears

>>83464942

low skill and low creativity?
this is too dumb to argue with

just say you want new music, not stuff by old dead people

also I listen to death grips when I run

>>83454770
HELLO MY NAME IS JIMMY AND IM A STUPID DUMB WHITE GUY

>>83465335
JIMMY POP
DUMB WHITE GUY

>>83463106
Sacks are cheaper to transport than concrete.
Plus it gives the troops something to occupy themselves with,
Filling those sacks.
Emptying those sacks.
Digging a Foxhole to line with Sacks.
and if you have to pull out and abandon the position what have you lost?
Sacks.

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>>83454770
I thought that was one of the coolest parts about Generation Kill. When they start singing Teenage Dirtbag or even Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, it feels like an answer to the use of Rolling Stones in FMJ, or the darker, moodier rock songs in Vietnam films, that kind of stuff. But they're already self-aware. It's not an external soundtrack, the show has these long stretches of silence and they sing during moments of dullness to entertain themselves and remind each other where they come from. The guys sing these bullshit songs with irony, yet the show shows these moments with touching sincerity; it's the kind of cheesy shit that these guys really sang and bonded over, and it shows this generation -of the title- is just lost 18yos straight out of high school, playstation and MTV, that late nineties era where pop culture before 911 was so naive and disconnected from the reality of man's violence. Teenage Dirtbag, the title says it all, there's something ugly about it but it's not a cliché metal angry song, it's sang by this complete eye-glassed numale, a song about a nerdy beta orbiter hopelessly in love with the popular girl and daydreaming about prom, with the music video showing him getting cucked by the jock Chad, it's not about heroin abuse or grief or the nature of evil, the kind of stuff post-Vietnam bands sang about, and that immaturity and emotional disconnect thematically and tonally fits post-911 loss of innocence perfectly. A touch of genius.

>>83465399
>howled screams of guantanamo bay prisoners plays in the background

How's this for the beginning of the trailer?
>Back end of moving humvee
>Close up of West Coast Choppers, and Don't Mess With Texas bumper stickers
>Hey now you're a rock star plays as camera moves up revealing line of humvees going into a village
> Transition into Arabic prayer as first truck gets hit by an ied
>IRAQ 2003 appears on screen
Sound good?

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>>83465431
Good post. Would read again.

>>83465660
IED didn't become super common until later

>>83466019
Artistic license.

>>83454826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXjXmvy-c34

>pop songs in war movie: maximum kino edition
https://youtu.be/EBDc2pDQgVg

>>83456037
trust me, the military doesn't want your pasty, eczema ridden, asthmatic ass anyway

>>83459125
>>>/r/eddit

>>83467042
KEK that meme originated from Fark.

I was in the Army from 2002 through 2008. If there isn't a scene of some 19 year old faggot getting weepy to Hinder's "Lips of an Angel" then it won't be true to Army life at the dawn of the 21st century.

Also my greatest fear is that I'll live to be the last veteran of the Iraq/Afghanistan wars and a bunch of future dicks will want to interview me.

>>83456829
> not Kanye

>movie begins
>Iraq, 2003
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
>soldier in the turret of a hummvee
>"yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here."
>"The truth is no one has a fucking clue. Terrorism maybe? 9/11? Yellow cake?"