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>I need some that can play a russian ba- >Say no more senpai

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>I need some that can play a russian ba-
>Say no more senpai
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>>83448574
>my grandfather he makes the tip of the bomb you know, the part that finds new york and washington
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Tfw no pancake house
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>>83448574
is this John Abruzzi?
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>>83448826
Pedro Stormare
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>>83448574
>Are you crazy? I can't afford Peter Storm...
Say no more pham
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>>83448574
holy shit, I just now realize he was the same guy in the Coen brothers films. Jesus.
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A FUCKING PENCIL
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>I need someone that can play a German nihili-
>Say no more mein freund
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>>83448574
>pick a mafia guy to play a commie
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>>83448574
>I need some that can do a bad russian acce-
Ftfy
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>>83448574
>We haven't decided on this character's racial background yet but we need someone RIGHT NOW
>Don't worry boss I know just the guy
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>>83450347
Evidently the rapine after the Great Northern War was so great that he looks like a vodkanigger to this day.
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>>83450115
kek
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>>83448574
Is that the girl from Matilda?
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>>83450347
no shit
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>>83450347
What is it with Hollywood hiring Swedes to play Russians, anyway?

I mean I'd understand it if Michael Nyqvist did a good Russian accent but in John Wick he's barely containing his Swedish accent in half the scenes and in that other flick where he played a Russian he wasn't even trying for a Russian accent. Is there a deficit in Russian-looking actors or something?
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>I need a generic bad guy CIA man
>say no more
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When will be get a The Replacements but with ugly macho character actors?

Peter Stromare, Danny Trejo, Ron Perlman, etc.
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>>83450115

lol'd heartily

>>83448574

I'm not even sure why it keeps happening, he barely looks the part and sure as fuck doesn't sound it.

Dude must be cheap as fuck.
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>I need someone to play a puto gangster
>Say no more
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>>83451094
>Dude must be cheap as fuck.

He's worth several million and can just do whatever the fuck he wants, so I expect he just takes roles he thinks will be fun. Playing a Russian/Italian mobster in jail is probably pretty fun as far as acting goes.
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>>83448574
>"We need someone who can play a mexican killer"
>"I know someone ..."
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>>83448574
Oops wrong image
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> We need an All-American kind of fellow with a charismatic charm that can make audiences feel comfortable
> Ray Wise is already at the door sir
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>>83451661

To be fair he was a thug who went straight
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>I need someone to play a really weird gu-
>Say no more
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>Dolph as Ivan Drago
>Peter Stormare as random russian

Why do Americans think Russians look like Swedes?
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>>83450551
No one wants to work with fucking russians
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>We need a...
>He's already here sir
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>>83452280
I don't feel comfortable. That fake smile creeps me out. Feels like he'd sell me a old second hand Chevy which will break apart in 5 minutes
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>>83452554
>Are you kidding me? I can't afford Jeremy Dav...
>Say no more familia
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>Waiter, my soup is co-
>Already got you another, ma'm
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>>83452646
This. It's literally whitewashing. Russia is an Asian country with Mongolian ancestry. Why there's no backlash like in the case with Ghost in the Shell?
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>>83452678
>>83453563
ive missed ericposting
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>>83448574
>I need some that can play a russian ba-
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>tfw you invented this meme
feels pretty good, honestly
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he's an interesting guy who is really into music. i've met him.
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>We need someone to play a straight up cunt
>I'm dialing right now, farm
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>>83448871
KEKed at serbedzija, wp
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>>83452678
>We ne...
>He already filmed all his scenes, sir
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>>83448574
He has a youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCORDvKHWQTC9glhW-Az9yaA
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>we need a black Military Searg-
>Say no more senpai
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>>83448574
A FUCKING PEN-CIL!
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>/tv/ discovering typecasting
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>>83455644
>redditor discovering /tv/
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>>83450551
Hollywood hires Polish Jews to play Japanese, do you really think they give a fuck about hiring real Russians for authenticity?
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>we need an introverted slut.
>...
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>We need a haughty WASP woman
>I think I know someone who can pull it off
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>>83448574
>I need worst emma to play stupid unfunny cunt
>say no more
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>This role is going to be hard to cast. We need an authentic Arabic female
>I got it covered sir

https://youtu.be/eDBI5VDFSFs
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>>83448693
pancake's house*
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>we nee-
>i have just the guy
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>>83456009
Hey shut up
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>>83456173
>we need a white g-
>got the perfect one right here
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>>83451758
he's an australian though
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>we need someone to play at quirky homosexual
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>we need an unscupulous businessma-
>say no more
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>a russian ba-
baker?
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>we need a class-
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>>83453391

>That skinny-ass face

Christ, hit the gym you fucking twink.
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>we need a big gu-
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>>83450115
Hahahaha

Based cliff curtis, I only realised the other day he was in Sunshine, truly a racial chameleon
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>>83455644
we've had these threads for years.
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>>83448574
>It's a Swedish actor cast to play scary Russian episode
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We need someone to be just the worst kind of person.
I'm on my way...
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>>83455369
Comfy, thanks for sharing
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>>83455644
btfo >>83455684
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>>83456973
Underrated
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>we need someone to pla-
>say no more
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>I need someone for my wi-
>Not another word famalam
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>>83459510
I hate myself
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>>83459436
Nailed it.
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