why the FUCK haven't you seen Baywatch?

i'm incontinent

I don't like doing laundry

>>83441192

I'm not a candy ass roody poo OH WAIT

I don't like raunchy R-rated fun.

Im poor

>>83441192
Because it objectifies women

>>83441192
It's not out yet here

>>83441192
Because I don't like it

I'm not part of an audience so I won't LOVE it.

Bruh, I already have bladder problems. There is no way I can hold in my piss while watching the most #LITTY, RAUNCHY, R-RATED BLOCKBUSTER OF THE SUMMER.

>>83441192
Sorry rock it's just too raunchy for me

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>>83441192
>Baywatch
You have girls with big tits in the film who never show them, however the males in the film have full frontal nudity scenes.

Do you even know who your fucking demographic is ?

>>83441507
Who shows his dick?

>>83441507
Seriously? The rock was a mistake

>>83441594
I heard something about fondling a male corpse's testicles
if I was some cleavage-seeking dumbass seeing this pisskino, I'd feel betrayed

>>83441672
Dude why would a horny teenager thinking he'll see some hot shit go to this movie and see a corpse penis

>>83441718
If that happened to me I would go on Twitter to tell The Rock that he should go fuck himself

>>83441765
Fucking litty motherfucker

I'm a critic, it's not for me

why would i? who the fuck cares about baywatch

So.. how do I force the rock to shittalk me on Twitter?

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>>83441192
>tfw not litty enough for the raunchy R-rated funny movie of this summer.

is it ok if I go watch this movie in the theater solo

I can go tomorrow, probally should go early right or else ill look like an autist

>>83441192

Oh but I have seen it

>>83442264
Did you like it?

>>83441897
Neither was BvS

>>83441192
Small bladder, but I hear the fans are LOVING it.

>>83442176
How hard can you piss?

>>83441672
>I heard

Stopped reading there

>>83442280

I went in with rock bottom expectations and have never watched the show but I thought it was a pretty funny flick and enjoyed it

do you remember 90's television?

im too litty atm rock !

I'm seeing a midnight screening this Friday senpai I gotchu

>>83441192
Too many fans grabbed the tickets before i could get one, then they all pissed the floor laughing so hard at the raunchy comedy that they had to shut down to clean the seats... Atleast thats what Dwayne says happened.

>>83441192
I don't go out rock leave me alone jesus

>>83441192
I've seen it three times. It was a RAUNCHY fun lil' R-rated blockbuster tailor made for the FANS! I think I may be developing bladder problems but still have plans for a fourth viewing.

>>83441192
Rotten Tomatoes told me not to :P

>>83441192
Cause you skipped the making great action movies part of Arnie's career and jumped straight to the making silly comedies part, Rock!

I'm waiting for it to hit the torrents so I can watch safely on the toilet.

>>83441192
Too busy pissing myself after seeing the trailer.

>>83441192
I did see baywatch