Just came back from watching this. Can anyone please explain why critics loved it so much? This is coming from a huge DC fan. I really enjoyed MoS and BvS, SS was pretty terrible, but jesus christ was WW bad. It had a generic plot, filled with cliches, and MUH SLO-MO. It was like a Marvel movie with the formula and all. Felt it would have been a ton better if they scrapped Ares alltogether and let his existence remain ambiguous, but then they wouldnt have 'le epic final showdown'.
>Germans speak to each other in English with a German accent
>Diana suddenly strong enough to kill a god with no explanation other than 'I'm emotional my bf died'
>Ares forgets he can teleport
>Kills hundred of soldiers but spares Dr Poison cos 'good guy'
How did this shit get 96% in RT? Am I missing something?
DUDE BAIT LMAO
>>83436385
>It was like a Marvel movie with the formula and all
>How did this shit get 96% in RT?
You answered yourself, kid
Fuck off misogynerd. Girls are badass get over it.
Top kek. Called it.
>>83436385
It's a movie about a woman superhero directed by a woman. Also it's got the formula.
It had some character moments I dug though.
>>83436400
kys
>>83436385
>Can anyone please explain why critics loved it so much?
They didn't. They thought it was pretty good.
>>83436439
Just because he didn't like it doesn't mean he's a misogynist.
I do want to someday seriously injure a misandrist though. That'd make me feel pretty good.
If you enjoyed Man of Murder & Fatman vs Murderman, then its pretty much guaranteed your taste in films is going to be diametrically opposed to that of the majority of critics (and human beings)
>>83436523
CANCER
>>83436523
Why are they doing that? WW isn't even doing that
>>83436385
Can I save this pasta?
>>83436385
>pretend to like shitty movies ironically for years
>pretend so hard you start enjoying the smell of your own bullshit
>when they actually make a decent one, you hate it because you memed yourself into a retard stupor
Can we move from mocking DCucks to mocking Snyderlards? Snyder was always the problem, and his fans the problem with the board.
>>83436550
It's classic Wonder Woman pose, pleb
>>83436550
ww is known for doing that pose
It's a mess but it's a very important film with some good moments, so we must give it a 3.5/5
>>83436554
>>83436523
Fuck me, Collider is fucking cancer.
>>83436385
It's a better movie that Gone With The Wind apparently
>>83436385
ummm sweetie, girls make better movies than boys and that's a fact
Does it have any music on the level of MoS and BvS? https://youtu.be/lnNwMiOWDM0 bet it doesn't
>>83436780
nothing memorable. just the wonder woman theme you heard in bvs
>>83436702
>I'm thuper gay lmao
Way to out yourself, sweetie.
>>83436385
>2017
>OP STILL hasn't realised "move critics" are nothing but paid shills
>>83436767
Hahahaha,just saw the movie. Pirates 5 is better than this crap.
>>83436702
That just makes me not want to watch DC stuff.
>>83436871
Numale detected.
>>83436385
>le funny jokes
>shit villain
literally Marvel crap.
from the score I guess critics really love this formula
>>83436385
>Scantily clad warrior woman slaughtering hundreds of soldiers
>>83436385
It has a 7.6/10 rating forget about the meme scorethat is what it deserves
>>83436385
>why did critics love a massive team vagina rub
Gee
>>83436385
Do you remember when Guardians of the Galaxy was a piece of shit in which the bad guy stops whatever he's doing to watch Pratt dance in the climatic fight but it got a pass because it was (((fun)))? Well, this movie was more fun than that so it gets better reviews
>>83436385
>Germans speak to each other in English with a German accent
TRIGGERED.
Also, why would you spare a person named Dr. Poison? The name screams genocidal maniac.
>Chris Pine dies
Doubt
Does she really kill soldiers?
>the random scotsman who did literally nothing the entire movie
>It was like a Marvel movie with the formula and all
Exactly, Remember that the reviewers are reviewing these movies for normies.
Normies like it -> they'll trust the reviewer -> reviewer will get more views/money
>>83437493
This is the most informative post and the strongest opinion ITT. Now I know what to expect and can decide accordingly. Thank you for making an actual relevant judgement call using a meaningful analogy, anon. It's all so fucking rare these days.
>>83436780
Wish Hans Zimmer would come back
>>83436780
Nothing has
>>83438093
this is the most non-hot woman ive ever seen in my life.
>>83436385
>just came back
No you didn't
>>83438340
Ever consider that maybe not everyone lives in the US you fucking autist?
>>83436385
>I really enjoyed MoS and BvS
There you have it. Thats the problem
>>83436385
Dem fuckhnnnnnnng thighs!
P.S no one is falling for your shit b8 MCUck
>>83438495
>non American
>opinion
>>83436931
Alt-SJW cliche detected.
no, you just have shit taste