ya boy lost weight

>>83433155
he'll be a fat fuck again in 2 months

still 5'6 tho

>>83433155
M-maybe the French woman will ask him to stay now?

ew gross look at all his loose skin

That's the worst part about being a fat actor.

If you lose weight, you'll only get criticized.

>fucking women hate me when I'm fat
>fucking hollywood hates me when I'm skinny
he'll be committing suicide before he hits 35

He looks better than when he did it before. Last time he did he looked like he was gonna die. Much healthier looking now

>>83433257
it's the beard fooling you.

>>83433155
Why do niggers have to do a hand/gang signal in every fucking photo?

>>83433155
He still has a beard that looks like something little kids glue on for Halloween costumes. Sucks to be a hirsute Jew but you can't grow a decent beard.

I never thought Will Smith was fat or anything but good for him i guess.

I wonder what his torso looks like

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5 months later...

>>83433168

it literally only fucking happened one time before

stop fucking acting like it happened lots of times

>>83433484
>it literally only fucking happened one time before
and that was for a movie
to be in war dogs, he had to gain weight to play a fat greedy jew, literally

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>>83433484
Ok Jonah

>>83433475
Based Jonah realizing that ladyboys is the thinking's man fetish

yo-yo dieting is worse for you than just staying obese

It's he back on his cocaine filled subway diet?

>>83433155
Who is that nerd version of Nas?

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>>83433475
This pic gets me every time. lmao

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>>83433461
6 months after that...

>>83433155
>that chin
actually looks pretty handsome desu
Short tho

>>83433737
This if he gains and loses its worse for you than just being fat.

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>>83433155
>Yeah, you fuckin. You say Ooh hes so fat haha, I wouldnt bang him, whatever. You know..what now? Yeah what now? Im skinny fat in all the right places and yeah I bet im gonna be drowning in pussy from now on you French bitch. I dont even care about it I dont even remember it, this is just who i am fuck you you cunt FUCK
I DONT CARE IF YOU LIKE ME! WHO CARES GODDAMN FU...*breaks Starbucks cup*

>>83433155
He clearly does surgey for removing fat. He will be fat again within a few months, then it will magically disappear again in time for another role.

>>83433186
What? Ewww heck no

>>83433475
At least he's dating within his league.

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>>83433155
>tryhard preppy-nig 'fashion'

>>83434244
I never knew that Ryan Gosling was a young memer.

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>>83433461
30 years later...

>>83434395
Me on the right.

How does he do it so quickly? Does cocaine make you not want to eat at all?

>>83434395
Killing yourself with food and alcohol is more fun than just straight suiciding. Well, maybe heroin OD is more fun idk.

>>83433475
I'm very jealous he got to fuck that thicc short haired qt. Wish I had money.

>>83433475
He literally encompasses her.
GET IN ME BELLAE

>>83433830
Would still bang

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>be 200 pounds
>can't even look at my ugly self in the mirror anymore
>decide to lose weight
>bike everyday, eat meats and vegetables only
. . .
>lose 40 pounds in 4 months
>feeling based
>decide to finally take a long hard look at myself in the mirror
>realize I'm just a different type of ugly now

haha

>>83434395
Based Jonah Hill doing a Reverse Brando.

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>>83434030
does she get reprimanded for fat shaming?

>>83433327
They instinctively reach out to steal the camera, think better of it, and throw a gang sign to cover up.

>>83436762
Are you me?

>>83436762
>>>realize I'm just a different type of ugly now
what kind of ugly

>>83433516
>he had to gain weight to play a fat greedy jew, literally
No he didn't. The real life person he was playing was not morbidly obese.

>>83433155
He looks like Bradley Cooper.

lotta jealous fatties itt who are too lazy to be healthy

>>83436905
weak chin, weird dead fish eyes and now I'm ALSO lanky

at least when I was a chubby chub I still had some semblance of muscle and strength

>>83436848
>fat shaming?
No because in France we don't have your retarded identity politics.

It's slowly starting to creep into the public perception, but so far it's not really taking hold.

>>83437426
On a popular American radio program we had obese women come on and make the claim that there is no "ideal weight", and that the term 'overweight' should be removed.

>>83437564
Oh I'm aware of how far this retardation is allowed to go on in the land of the free.

Here they have to have a message at the end of every single commercial for food that says that you should eat fruits and vegetables, and that you should be physically active for your own health and well being. And they can't rush it in a fraction of a second at the end of the commercial either, it has to last for a while.

Recently there also was a controversy because some feminist festival wanted to have a space reserved for women of African descent, the mayor shut that whole shit down because it's obviously racist to bar people from entry because they're not black. The main anti-racist associations in the country backed her (the mayor) up, too.

As I said, identity politics is a very american thing.

>>83433155
Is he working at McDonald's now? Fucks with his shirt?

The pathetic Idris Elba imposter is more embarrassing.

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>>83433155
What did he mean by this

>>83436848
>I'm ready to settle.
It must be difficult being attractive.

wef