#LITTY

>>83433116
I though Baywatch was about hot people and 5 out of 6 of them are ugly

Want to see a RAUNCHY R-18 COMEDY with swinging dicks and no boobs?

Prepare to PEE YOUR PANTS OFF FOR BAYWATCH!

>>83433116
>posing Daddario in a way that hides her mammarios
It's like they want it to fail

>>83434428
>swinging dicks and no boobs?

Wait, none of the lifeguard girls show their tits in the movie despite their breasts being a focus in the promos? Whyyyyyyyyy

The fans love it. My local cinema had to install drains because of all the leakage from people losing control of their bladder while having some good raunchy summer fun.

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>>83434404

You mirin, bro?

SANTA MARIA MR. JOHNSON

THE PISS, IT COME OUT OF COCK

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>>83434520
Based. Caught word of some true fans running penis-checks on each other mid-film. Needless to say things got a little wet! Very fun film, great for the fans #FuckCritics #WetJohnsons

>>83434488
No tits are ever shown, but there is a penis.

The scene was HILARIOUS because this was for the FANS. #litty

>>83433116
I honestly think I wanna see that.

>>83433116
me on the LEFT

>>83434577
I pissed myself while reading this
#berlin

>>83433116
>me on the left

>>83434540
AYUDAPISS

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>R rated movie aimed at teenage boys
>Not a single titty shown

Aloha /tv/! I hope you all have a RAUNCHY time at the cinema watching this RATED R flick! You'll be sure to bust a gut and piss all over the seat - you've been warned, brutha! :)

>>83434533
>manlet gains
>roids

>>83433116
>blonde chick basically cupping her tits
pretty funny desu

>>83433116
can i get a RAUNCHY rundown on this meme? or a LITTY gestalt?

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>>83434662
Fans don't mind because they are LOVING Baywatch anyways! It's all about the piss inducing laughter & FUN, brother

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>>83434681
>Aloha

what's the origin of the RAUNCHY meme? was it dwayne johnson?

>>83434881
>>83434788
Dwayne "Piss Stain" Johnson's twitter feed should be the one and only primer you need
P.S. Watch out! It's raunchy

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>>83434881

>>83434533
How do you get this vascular?

>>83434974
by staying rauncy and real

>prepare to go to see the RAUNCHIEST R-RATED film of the summer
>drink pretty of cola before hand because I plan on getty #litty af
>scene comes on with that raunchy nudity that the FANS love
>whip out my dick in solidarity and start pissing on the floors
>F*cking critic mom in front of me starts screaming and runs out of the theater with her out of touch children
>as the cops rush at me I realize I walked into Boss Baby instead

>>83436303
kek

>>83436303
I think you meant "plenty of cola".
>>83436398
Stop replying to your own posts. It's sad.

>>83434404
I know, especially that Daddario monstrosity.

#shitty

>>83434974
roids

>>83434974
roids and dehydration

>>83434974
Muscles are roids and the veins are dehydration

Efron looks fucking 40 now.

>>83436448
Yo critic piss off. This is a good fun raunchy R rated thread, not made for you.

>>83433116


So, did the fat guy fucked daddario or something like that?

>>83433116
No.

How to litty the movie:
>Nerdguy eats some movie mushrooms
>next ten minutes
>of Mammario undressing really slow while intensly watching the camera
>continuous shot
>doesn't blink once

>>83434974
Maximum pants pissing comedy does this to a man

>>83433116
Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Was a litty night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time.
SLAYED.

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>>83436936

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>>83433116

only one guy is young and handsome. one guy is fat and ugly and other guy is old, bald and ugly. feh.

why did they turn baywatch into a comedy anyway?

Can someone who has seen this RAUNCHY film give me a quick gestalt on what Alexandra "Double D" Daddario does in the film? Specifically what her character arc is, does her character get romantically involved with another and also just an overview and description of how much we get to see her "body of work" and costuming choices. Asking for a friend

>>83437027
Her suit stays on. Instead, you get to see a pens. Rated R.

Is this gonna turn out to be another BvS "capekino" meme where dank memesters on /tv/ pretend the movie has merit and doesn't suck abject shit, then somewhere down the line they forget they're being ironic and start genuinely praising the movie as a masterpiece for years to come?

Or is this just another /mort/?

>>83433116

I was going to go see this last night but my local theater had to close due to piss flooding.

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>>83437027
>what her character arc is

lol good one.
She gets with Efron though.

>>83437159
We really needed Armond to praise it, so we could have some articulate quotes to copy and paste about it. Looks like it's just gonna be another /mort/

>>83436665

This isn't like my favorite doujins, anon.

>>83437020

>wow 21 Jump street made a lot of money as a comedy, let's do that too!

Should've had a scene where the Rock tells a story about how he saved a drowning victim from a shark by punching it, and everyone calls it bullshit then later in the movie there's another shark attack and it has this giant fist shaped impression in its body.

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>>83433116
JUST ALL AROUND HELLA STUPID DUMB LIT SENPAI

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>>83433116
Getting LITTY here in Europe lads! Go see it now, you gonna piss yourselves over without the help of bearded kamikazes.

I don't get what the big deal is about there being no boobs in the movie.

There's plenty of tits on the internet, and you don't go to the kinoplex to jerk off. (Even if you were discreet about it I'm sure they'd catch it on the outbound inspection).

And tits aren't inherently funny. Tits are hot, but they're not funny.

Dicks on the other hand are inherently funny. A dude pulls down his pants at a party, everyone laughs. A girl pulls down her pants at a party, everyone either creeps on her or awkwardly pretends not to look.

I don't get it. Less boobs in the movie, nobody cares about boobs, give us dicks, dicks are funny.

Now I haven't seen the movie, it only releases in a month in my retarded country, but I'll check it out with an open mind.

>>83437512

Faggot.

>>83437512
>I don't get what the big deal is about there being no boobs in the movie.
>no boobs in R-rated Baywatch
>Baywatch

Huh?

>>83437533
Buddy when I need to see boobs I see them. When I need to have a laugh I don't need to have boobs tacked on.

>>83437573
I don't know there seems to be plenty of boobs bouncing inside bathing suits, that seems baywatch enough for me.

>>83437702
>Buddy when I need to see boobs I see them. When I need to have a laugh I don't need to have boobs tacked on.

FAGGOT.

>>83436303
You mean Coca-cola® the greatest drink for movies?

no tits?

r-rated comedy consisting of foul language?

you dun goofed. this sounds like a sony-tier fuckup.

why is this so shi--

oh Seth gordon.
Director: "The Jim Gaffigan Show" (1 episode, 2015)
- Pilot (2015) TV episode

Identity Thief (2013)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah thats what you get.

>>83438558
Dont worry all the poo in loos will go and see it because it has a bollywood star in it.
>pisskino saved by pooinloos
pottery

>>83438558
The only thing I got was one of the FUNNEST franchises in history! Seriously each minute following the Rock and his pals from Emerald Bay as they get into assorted RAUNCHY situations has been more hysterical than the last. Aside from the FANS loving it , the audiences only consistency has been its lack of bladder control and ineffective use of criticism, all to make movies FUN, to make R-RATINGS seem RAUNCHY.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rock vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; he made sure the movie would never be mistaken for an out of touch serious film that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously litty RAUNCHY summer FUN. Baywatch might be anti-kid (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-critics film in its refusal of snooze, dullness and g-rated fun. No critic wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but the critical reception is fair
"No"
The criticism is dreadful; their opinions are terribly out of touch. As I read, I noticed that every time a critic marked it negatively, the author wrote instead that the jokes "fell flat."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Critc's minds are so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Wonder Woman by the same critic. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Wonder Woman at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Buzzfeed." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Wonder Woman" you are, in fact, trained to watch Buzzfeed, and that's not litty at all.

>gays in charge of designing women's swimsuits

>>83437159
No, we're doing that with the new ayylien. This is just some pissy fun R-rated flick.

>>83437159
BvS is actually kino though

>>83438946
Of course, it's an arthurian legend of epic proportions. Thank you based Zaddy.

What means this LITTY meme?

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>not a single titty in the fucking movie
>or any female nudity whatsoever
>but a few shots of bare male ass and a dick

really urinates my almonds

>>83436936
sounds litty my brohemiam

>>83438975
Sorry bro, if you haven't seen the film you can't understand the litty, check it out with your crew and have some RAUNCHY FUN

>>83438975
sounds like we've got a debbie downer here boys
it's all about having a wet and litty time with the dudes;)

>>83438975
>>83438994
>>83439112
A shit attempt at memeing that will fade into obscurity

>>83439137
Bit of an out of touch post there, my dude

>>83439137
How can you say that when the fans LOVE it so much?

>>83439137
Aw thank ya buddy. Fans are LOVIN the movie. A few have reported "jaw stuck open" syndrome when the movie ends . #Baywatch

what does litty even mean?

>>83439411
Remember when 1337 was a thing?

>>83439411
Oh boy. Prepare your mother-in-law for the morgue scene.. she has no idea . Have fun! #Baywatch

Anyone pissed themself just laughing thinking about this RAUNCHY film?

What i don't get is why did they make that movie ?

Was the original Baywatch show that huge of a deal in the US ? In my country when you tell people about Baywatch they only remember Pamela's boobies.

It's not that hard to fuck up a comedy about lifeguards ainit ?

>>83439477
Is it similar to the morgue scene in The Neon Demon ?

>>83439672
>Was the original Baywatch show that huge of a deal in the US

Yes it actually was, good podcast on it too by the BBC

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01gv5n5

If there's anything I love more than RAUNCHY r-rated sum coms, it's violent incontinence. Been pissing those pants ever since I went to see this dirty lil' romp. #Baywatch

>>83439685Yes, my very provocative thoughts. Opens TONIGHT. Have fun and enjoy the nipplage. #Baywatch

I enjoyed the movie, you bitter fucks hate everything.

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>>83433116
did someone say PEE YOUR PANTS?

Who had the best feet in this movie?

>>83439940
No one's hating here, this was for the FANS, BASED ROCK

>>83439137
Wow "a shit attempt at memeing? Really? Odd because /tv/ users are LOVIN' it. Clearly you're the wrong audience for a RAUNCHY and LIL' rated R meme. Sorry bout that! (*Samoan thumbs up emoji)

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Me and my bros love joking around and playing pranks. Please tell me this is the flick for us.

>>83440069
Oh man, would you believe it;) sounds like you're looking for a wet n raunchy time, you'll be pissing when you see me make Zach handling a dead guy's weiner! mahalo bro;)

>>83437702
This man is at best, bisexual. Most likely thirsting for dick.

>>83439137
DISCONNECTED

>>83440171
I'm straight as fuck friendo.

I just think dicks are inherently funny. If you're so insecure in your sexuality that you can't stand to see any male nudity under any circumstances, then I got news for you you might be gay

>>83440210
the move was straight outta r/imgoingtohellforthis wasn't my dude, at least we can admit we liked it. respect.

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>>83439981
Dwayne

Are there any good shots of Daddarios feet in this?

>>83440273
I actually haven't seen it, only releases in a month in my retarded country. I'm just saying I don't see a problem with dicks being used for comedic purposes in a movie.

>>83440332
Don't bully Dwayne

>>83433116
>the rock doing cpr

taht niggawould break your ripcage

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>>83437188
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at her neck!

>>83440340
this

>>83434974
By being 5'7

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>>83433116
>worst fridge shot of D'ddarrio
>*hides tits*

>>83437427
I think an elbow would've been better.

>The people's elbow.

>>83437188
WEEEEEEEEEEE why the fuck do you /tv/ guys feel the need to talk about EVERY movie that comes out?Most of them are utter trash

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>>83436974

>>83440522

When you're right, you're right

>>83440340

ANYONE?

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>>83440487

>>83439783
You seem like a chilled out FAN, bro. Will be seeing this dirty lil piece o' kino tonight with my posse. Sh*t's gonna get #litty and #wetty. Gonna get RAUNCHY up in there. It's better than the alternative. *winkyface * *brown brofist*

>>83440613
Neck yourself

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Who /RAUNCHY/ here? Seeking some RELEASE from numbing ANGUISH me and the boys rolled up to DAS KINOPLEX last night after a harrowing forty mile TREK through the frozen WRAITH-ZONE making it just as the ravenous TYRANT MOTHS began their pre-mating MANHUNT. The distant FOG-HORNS gradually being overtaken by the deadly, silken FLUTTERING of their sable WINGS.

The EMBERS of the last audience were dying down in the CREMATORIA, needless to say we had a good LAUGH in the PENIS INSPECTION line when my bro Skyler got DRAGGED OFF by the guards to serve a fifty year sentence in the POPCORN MINES for wearing a non-regulation FALCONER'S GLOVE. The SHOWERS were pumping that good-ol' ZYKLON-B that gets you extra loose for the RAUNCHY fun; trying to hold your BREATH is good practice for trying not to PISS yourself later.

My man ROBERT served us up some tasty and very litty CRAB LEGS with extra 'BUTTER', well worth the SEVEN HUNDRED and EIGHTY TWO dollars FIFTY for the TIP.

Once we were INSIDE the film hadn't even STARTED before the first drips of PISS came out. An y'all just KNOW that nothing sets off the bloodlust of a TERROR-GHEIST like warm, 'buttery' PISS. Half the SQUAD was DRAGGED into the OUTER-DARKNESS before our BLADDERS were half-empty but even the keening shrieks of the ORPHANED ONES couldn't drown out this raucous COM-BOMB.

When the GUARDS came to finish off the SURVIVORS I was able to ESCAPE by using the CORPSE of my bro JONNY D as a CANOE when the lake of PISS was drained down the sluice normally used for flushing blood and FLESH. I only had to wait THREE HOURS in the rank soup of run-off MEDICAL WASTE and avoid the TELEPATHIC SHARKS that make the sewers their HOME. It wasn’t so bad except for being driven MAD by the hungry WHISPERS of all the GHOSTS.

10/10 SUMMER FUN, would SEE again!

feeling RAUNCHY desu

>>83438975
You pissy?
You raunchy?
You good vibes?
If the answer to any of these is yes, then you already know, my lad.

>>83439137
Maybe this is just too FUN for SOME people. Who doens't like some SUMMER RAUNCHY movies. #pissingoflaughter #comedypee #yellowrain #drinkingpee

>>83440709
Don't quit your dayjob newbitch.

>>83439943
All in good spirits, my boy. Good vibes all around while fans are LOVIN it.

>>83440016
How can one man be so litty?
#berlin

>>83439940
I genuinely unironically hate you because you like this movie even slightly

>>83441065
WHOA!
Looks like we got a critic here
Your knives and venom have no place here
#DISCONNECT

>>83437512
>or awkwardly pretends not to look.

fuck kinda parties you going to

>>83441162
Imaginary ones, of course.

>>83441162
You'd be the kind to creep right?

I am having a hard time thinking about who this movie was made for. Teens this day don't know shit about Baywatch and people who liked Baywatch aren't really interested because it has none of the "iconic" factors of Baywatch. It like the RoboCop remake a movie for nobody.

>>83441243
Dude, they just made a CHiPs movie. Hollywood executives are completely out of touch and will greenlight anything they may have heard of before.

>>83437512
I bet you're Dutch

>>83441243
Sounds like you are suffering from a huge DISCONNECT
This movie was made for the fans and not critics like you

>>83441298

>CHiPS

Ur a bamboozeling my leg arent you?

>>83441367
Lol I love the rock talk

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>>83441376

Kristen Bell has big milky tits in it at least

>>83434533
>>83434974
roids, not even a joke. The Rock has openly admitted to taking them and I'm 100% certain he hooked zac up

>>83441497

Hopefully Zac will go natty onwards because the Rock's current build scares the fuck out of me

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>>83434428
>with swinging dicks

Whos dick? The Rocks or Zac Efrons?

>>83441298

Just wait til they reboot Knight Rider and at the end of the movie reveal KITT was designed to take down Dominic Toretto and his familia, then in the Fast and the Furious Knights they do battle but KITT begins to understand Dominic moe and refuses to take him out, forcing them to use their bckup plan and reveal KARR, them KITT and Dominic team up to take down his mad brother.

After KARR is destroyed, the epilogue scene cuts to a military black site and shows KARR's AI black box survived and that it will be merged with Han.

>>83441487

Damm on one hand im glad Dax Shepard got some work but on the other hand fucking CHiPS movie

>>83441580
None of then, some dead guy.

>>83441673

Like the first person I've seen on /tv/ that hasn't wished Dax bodily harm. he's a lucky fuck


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70

>>83437188
well. i just spent ten minutes staring at that.

>>83437188
>this is the most raunchy Daddario gets in the movie
>This is the most we see of Daddario in an R-RATED BAYWATCH MOVIE WHERE'S THERE'S MAN-ASS, DICK AND ZAC EFRON SHIRTLESS FOR 90% OF THE TIME
>THEY GOT
>ALEXANDRA
>DADDARIO
>TO BE IN THIS COMEDY
>TO NOT SHOW A SINGLE TITTY
>AND THE ROCK HAS THE GALL
>THE
>GALL
>TO CALL THIS FILM RAUNCHY
FUCK OFF DWAYNE, YOU HACK FRAUD

>>83434956
can't believe someone who can't take a bit of criticism on twitter and has to be this defensive actually thinks he can run for president

rock posting is the best meme on /tv/ currently

>>83437188
Doesn't that hurt?

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>>83441965
underrated

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>>83441487
>>83441298
>>83441673
What gets me is that they take a tv show that was not a comedy and turn it into a goofy comedy. And now they are R-rated raunch fests too.

Nothing wrong with an raunchy R-rated film. It just does not fit the material.

At least call it some parody name like CHPPZ or something. It would be like Hollywood made Spaceballs as an actual Star Wars reboot.

>>83441497
Yeah, Zac was clearly running tren in this pic.
Am /fit/fag

>>83441938
Critics like YOU who are PAID to hate on the movie just aren't connecting with real FANS. If you had been in #Berlin you would know things got LITTY

>>83441653
Damn, now I kinda want to watch this movie. Sounds p. litty

>>83441854

He seems like a nice guy and i honestly enjoy his parts in movies

SO YOU BE SAYIN WE GON GET LITTY?

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>>83434533
He looks fucking embarrassing. All red and veiny, how long until he looks like Scoobert?

>>83441653

I would watch this in a Theater

>>83442285

What are you implying?

>>83441938
If you were her, would you even think about losing the top for this shit?

>>83442060

I think that is the case of Rebooting franchises as in take a franchise and go another direction with it to try and maximize profit by pandering to the fans of said franchise and the average moviegoer take RoboCop reboot for example, it is a pretty generic actionfilm made for the average guy who likes transformers but it has the RoboCop franchise that tries to get old fans into the movies. Same with Spider Man franchise they went from being more serious to more goofy fun flicks

>>83441653
I would unironically watch this because of the Vin Diesel x David Hasselhoff teamup.

>>83442119
>#berlin
Explain

>>83442540

Baywatch's Euro premiere took place there, Rocko's thinking international box office will save it

>>83441653
Reminder that Transformers and Fast & Furious crossover film is happening.
It's not a matter of if, but when.

I firmly believe that China's entire economy will crash on the day FastFormers releases there.

>>83442613

Yeah I should've worked in some Allspark elements there too

>>83442613

>at the end of FastFormers
>Dominic drives his Charger into the allspark of the next Decepticon leader
>Huge explosion
>Dom gets blasted out and is MIA
>He wakes up alone in a studio apartment
>Scratches his neck "uhh whats with the pain"
>Camera zooms in on a xXx tat on his neck
>F&F confirmed to be part of xXx cinematic universe
>Ice Cube muffled ramblings in the background

>>83442726
>FastFormers: XXX
>We discover that Xander is just a clone of Dom and has been implanted with Dom's memories to take down both the Transformers and the Familia
>At the end he breaks from his cycle and sacrifices himself to save the group from an alien invasion
>To keep the aliens from returning, they decide to use the DNA mixing machine to create a race to fight these aliens
>The machine requests the ultimate human to base itself
>Dom steps up and gives his genetic material to create the perfect warrior race
>A perfect copy of Dom is created, he's supposed to be that race's greatest warrior
>Letty says "What are you going to call them?"
>Dom goes "They're already pretty fast, so let's call them Furyans".
>Ice Cube just goes "Man, that's some Riddickulous shit"
>They all look at the camera

>>83442971

>after credit scene is them driving in cubes escalade and dom "going are we there yet" at the camera

>>83437188
I've seen women wear more revealing clothing in church.

>>83437702
time to stop lying to yourself and come out of the closet anon

>>83434974
only breathe through your nose.

>>83438990
I will never be able to see this image as anything other than a Matoran raising its hand.

>>83442971
fuck I spat juice on my sister's face

>>83441938
Why do you hate FUN you self loathing CRITIC >:(

>>83434533
RIP Zyzz

>>83443444
is your sister cute?

>>83434431
Also got her to lose a tonne of weight for it. What is it with jews and skeletal women, its almost like they dont want white people to feel sexual.

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>>83441965
I see what you did there.
however, (they) will remain oblivious

>Alien covenant had more bare titties than this movie
>but there is dude ass and dick

Wtf Dwayne?

>>83441965
It worked for Trump, SAD!!!

>>83443444
your sister is going to spit out my juice if you aren't careful, champ.

>>83443611
RAUNCHY

>>83439685

More like the morgue scene in Phantasm 2

>>83434533
>5'6

>>83443929
At least he owns it unlike Robert downhere jr

>>83442060

They've been doing it since the 90s. Dukes of Hazzard, Starsky and Hutch. Take a known property, a few well known comedic actors, and money comes naturally.

>>83444030
he doesn't really when he uses steroids to compensate

>>83434533

>>83433116

It's so god damn funny that even a famous rich manlet still has to use roids to feel like a man

The Rock is just a retard who would be unemployable without roids so it's not so sad

But Efron had a career and money and women and that still wasn't enough

Manlets: Not even once

>>83444132
Rock is like 6'2 and he does more roids than Zac has ever done. People of any height use roids to compensate.

>>83444217
t. buttmad lanklet

>>83444342
the Rock is nonwhite and bald so he uses steroids to compensate. that is a special circumstance

>>83444377
t. /fit/izen who has to inject masculinity because his genetics not only failed to make him as tall as a man it also failed to make him as muscular as one

when will they learn?

Manlets are to be neither seen nor heard

>>83441653
>bringing up Stroker and Hoop
RIP

>>83443544
yeah I guess after all we´re twins and I'm pretty cute

>>83441994
And that is sad as fuck because it isn't funny at all.

>>83444956
can i get her number?

>>83444990
Wow. Really? Odd because fans are loving it. Clearly you're the wrong audience for raunchy R rated #litty posting. Sorry bout that!

>>83444990
Seems like a huge DISCONNECT on your part because that's not what I'm hearing from the fans

>>83444990
Another one of you lil critics? :cryinglaughing: #Baywatch is raunchy good fun to have with your bros and exercise a good ole bladder evacuation, but I'm guessing disconnected lil critics like you have no bros... :gorilla:

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>>83434533
>manlet overcompensation

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>>83441965
you cheeky negro

>>83440210
>Dicks are inherently funny

What's funny is how I used to think that before coming out of the closet. Now even I know how stupid that sounds

>>83434833
fuck off normie

>>83438657
customer care here, priyanka is kinda a joke. katrina is the goddess

>>83442288
scooby looks like a meme, you have to admit it

>>83434533
I'm sorry, he looks a like weird dehydrated freak. Give me Henry Cavil or Chris Evans anyday.

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#TITTY

>>83439411
To get lit. Drunk

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>>83434558
I thought the hype for this lil' raunchy R-rated flick was fake but The Rock was right! Baywatch (tm) is a hilarious lil' raunchy flick that'll have you pissin' your pants off #Litty #Raunchfest

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>when "the Rock is gay" memes are no longer memes

>>83447081

Was Andre the Giant a good wrestler? I thought he was great in Princess Bride and Conan the Destroyer

>>83438975
Gettin #litty is when you get kirry litter in your underwear so you don't soak the sit with all the piss.

>>83447122
he wasn't a healthy man so his movements were very limited so.. no

>>83434974
Here's the real answer. low body fat. He's probably 7 or 8% in that pic.

>>83444956
Fuck her already

>>83440709
10/10

I love this thread.