The Rock

Batista is god-tied. Dwayne would kill for just a cameo in a 007 film let alone the role of a henchman villain.

>>83432351
t. out of touch critic

Dwayne makes FUN movies for the FANS

>>83432351

you forgot

>highest paid actor in hollywood

Uh oh, looks like the OUT OF TOUCH CRITICS w/ their KNIVES & VENOM who have a DSCONNECT W/ PEOPLE are finding their way to /tv/! #Baywatch is a RAUNCHY R-RATED ROMP that was made for LAUGHS, not for CRITICS! Judging by worldwide reports of wet theater floors from people peeing themselves in laughter, #Baywatch is litty and our mission was accomplished! Something stinks, and it ain't low tide! It's the CRITICS!

What should we call this hot new meme? Dwayneposting?

Bautista or The Rock /tv/? Best actor?
Also best wrestler for a hell in a cell match? With Jim Ross as announcer and Vince McMahon as referee. Joe Rogan for guest wrestler who would win?

>>83433016
Bautistsa easily

>>83432351
forgot closet fag

>>83432351
Lmao 4 foot tall manlet

>>83432351
Did the movie do bad?

>>83432351
t. critic

>>83432351
>5'11" - 6'0"
When they will learn?

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The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, greeting it MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY R-18 COMEDY. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.

Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LITTY.

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>>83432351
>manlet

You got that right.

>>83432845
KEK

WHOS BEHIND THIS MEME

BET ITS SOME BUTTHURT 3RD STRING ROTTEN TOMATOES REVIEWER

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>>83434553
Explain this meme pls

>>83432351
Fucker wouldn't even take his shades off for the photo with that guy, what an ass.

>>83432351
Sup vince still mad about this.

https://youtu.be/SujZCsb39u4?t=775

>>83432866
We named it that 2 days ago, newfriend.

>>83434642
They made Dwayne stand farther from the camera than Vin but still stands as if they were facing eachother because he is huge and they wanted Vin to look bigger.

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>>83434642
rock bigger than diesel, furious used perspective to suggest otherwise

>>83434528
FINDS

>>83434528
Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>83434528

Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.

http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE
https://myanimelist.net/anime/32281/Kimi_no_Na_wa
http://www.forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2016/11/08/kimi-no-na-wa-makes-oscar-consideration-list-for-best-animated-feature/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-11-28/your-name-anime-film-earns-19.4-billion-yen-to-surpass-princess-mononoke/.109255
https://www.madman.com.au/news/your-name-wins-best-animated-film-at-the-los-angeles-critics-awards/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-17/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-china-of-all-time/.110044
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-19/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-thailand-of-all-time/.110097
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-06/shinkai-your-name-film-opens-at-no.1-in-s-korea/.110606
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-05/shinkai-your-name-jumps-41-percent-in-box-office-from-last-weekend/.110671
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films
http://comicbook.com/anime/2017/01/16/kimi-no-na-wa-becomes-highest-grossing-anime-film-ever/
http://animetourism.lab-kadokawa.com/

>>83434528
FINDS
A
WAY

>>83433016
Joe Rogan will tear his knees walking to the ring then re-break his shoulders and neck getting through the ropes

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>>83432351
obligatory

>>83434990
>'12
>NOT '13

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>>83432351

>>83434946
Joe Rogan can take down all these tough guys with one kick.

>>83435073
A little Alpha Brain™ from the Joe Rogan Store™ would do the trick.

>>83434642
Rocks character leaned in close to Vin Diesel's character to smell his cologne.
Autists pretend it's forced perspective or some shit.

Thats a big guy...

has anyone got one of them photo editors where you can make him look alot shorter it would be hilarious with this jacked little manlett getting memed into photos super short

>>83432351
>don't talk to me or my dad ever again

>The Rock

more like the pebble LOL

>>83434822

Nah. That quick shot looks like that's what they were doing but when you see the movie they make no attempt to pass it off as forced perspective. The camera angle immediately after this shows diesel behind rock with the rock huge in the foreground.

>>83432351
Am i the only one who likes ballers?

>>83432351
Why does /tv/ have such a hate boner for the rock? He's this generations arnold and seems like a genuinely nice guy. Are you guys just mad you're not him? I mean, I am but I also don't constantly shit on him on here.

>>83432351

>manlet

The Rock is 6 ft 3.

>>83438260
I don't know. He does seem like a cool guy. I think its just one guy that is super intimidated by him.

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>>83438260
>He's this generations arnold

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>Dwayne- 1.96m

>Bautista- 1.98m

>>83438652

Never would've thought Bautista would be a Bond villain before the Rock.

https://youtu.be/rYUhXDcTPKg?t=46s

What went wrong, bros?

>>83439494
What do you mean?
Nothing went wrong.
There is juts a hug DISCONNECT between what the fans want and what the critics with their knives and venom think.
I can't wait until the European roll out, so those across the pond can get in on some of this RAUNCHY summer fun.

>>83432351

He's going to be President!