Jim Carrey might go to prison

>>83428150
And yet Patton Oswalt roams free.

>>83428150
PATTON OSWALT KILLED HIS WIFE.

>>83428150
>He added that a trial would be 'very painful' for his Hollywood client

Not such a big guy after all.

>drove his gf to death using only his cock and emojis
>literally carrying her corpse straight into the ground

can someone stop him?

>>83428150
WHOS HAND IS ON THEIR SHOULDER?

>>83428556
Patton Oswalt trying to do Jim in.

>>83428534
kek

>>83428598
without jokes please

im trying to do the same but its very uncomfortable and im not that flexible

>Have you thought about my cock today?
>shh, not now Jim, she's dead.

somepost post the text conversation

>>83428150
what a fucking long article

>>83428150
good, it will only help him for his role as kassidy kletus.

>>83428150
>he has two personalities
>nicest guy you'll ever meet
>and twisted fucking psychopath

Can't believe they printed that

It's a civil lawsuit. It's about money damages, not prison

>>83428150
Sam Winchester didn't age so good

>>83428624
it's the pallbearer parallel to him. They probably have to grab each other's shoulders so somebody doesn't slip and cause them to drop the body.

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>>83428556

why even have a thread about a topic if you aren't even gonna discuss it just fucking make a meme thread and move on jesus

>>83428970

It's the kid in the grey shirt, right?

JUST

stupid woman deserves to be fucking dead, fucking jim carrey is like fucking a nigger, its just a terrible idea

>>83429144
he did nothing wrong

>>83429040
No its not the kid in the grey shirts because his left arm is visibly hanging down in front of him.

I have a vague memory that this was taken to reddit or somewhere and they did the research tracking down the kids in the picture and solving the mystery. And apparently there was a kid who wasn't visible crouched down behind the other kids, and the phantom arm is his. I don't have a source or anything tho.

>>83428970
what in high fuck? the shirtless kid looks EXACTLY like a young me

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>>83428637
O I AM LAFFIN

>>83429235

That's the white shirt kids arm, though.

>>83428150
Why are all Jew dominated subcultures or in groups so fucking gross and superficial? I'd probably snap and kill all those around me in Hollywood

>Carrey is alleged to have transmitted herpes type 1, herpes type 2 (genital herpes) and gonorrhea in 2013

Jesus christ, ace

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>>83428534

This would be so wonderful.

Never forget this monstrosity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Wn3Eey6dY

>>83428150
Why did Jim turn from a funny energetic comedian to a weird eccentric liberal artfag?

>>83429290
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

This will make him an excellent attack vector against the cult he's in.

Eckhart Tolle is a plagiartist, probably a satanist of some sort, and was relentlessly pushed and promoted by Oprah (his books, his expensive "retreats," et al.).

Watch some of Jim Carrey's speeches at these events if you want to cringe to death, possibly adding to Jim's charges.

>>83429355
Let his sexual urges warp his mind and worldview.

>>83429185
He misspelled "they're".

>>83429355
Had to be likable to get that fame & fortune, then he, eh hem, dropped the mask.

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Someone give me a quick rundown on this Grinch?

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>Jim Carrey set to face trial over the fatal overdose of his ex-girlfriend after wrongful death lawsuit alleged he supplied the drugs that killed her

>>83429485
PFF EVERYONE SUPPLIES DRUGS

MARYKATE OLSEN KILLED HEAT LEGEND WITH HER DRUG SUPPLY

>>83428150
>literally linking the UK's version of breitbart as a source of news

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>>83429418
>eh hem

>>83429555
You gonna be ok, sweetie?

>>83429542
apology for poor english

when were you when heat legend dies

i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring

'heat is die'

'no'

and you?????????????

>>83429144
sounds like a typical dude

>>83428150
Yeah right, Sam Raimi got to hose down like 20 blacks with an AR-15 on a ride-along with Chicago PD, hollywood elite don't go to jail.

>>83429555
What a waste of trips. You alright, sweetie?

>>83429040
>>83429235
What about the thumbs up next to the kid in the black shirt?

>>83429607
He isn't wrong, wikipedia doesn't even accept Daily Mail articles at citations anymore.

That is saying something.

>>83429144
context for this?

>>83428390
fpbp

>>83428150
>used 'fixers' to silence her
What did they mean by this?

>>83429719
>>83429719
Here you go, Hillary:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/20/health/jim-carrey-lawsuit/

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>>83429607
>>83429671
>samefagging

>>83429850
Read the thread, sweetiepie

>>83429631
wow nice english there pal go back to russia you fucking shill

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>>83429932
Nice try, sweetie

He's going to kill himself, isn't he?

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>>83429960
AHA SO IT WAS THE RUSSIANS

I KNEW IT

>>83428150
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
NIGGER I AIN'T CLICKING ON THAT TABLOID SHIT!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
TAKE YOUR TABLOID TRASH AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!

>>83428150
:(

>>83430007

>back spaces (You) on one of your posts and not the other

wow clever sweetie

>>83428556
Those are coffin-hands, anon. All coffins have them. You've never been to funeral before, have you?

>>83429325
What a fucking coward, mocking a man who's been dead for nearly a decade.

>>83428150
messi too

>>83430921
So I backspaced another anon's post? I AM A WIZERD!

>>83428939
>pallbearer
Wait, you mean this guy was there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NZUlcLHT80

>>83429285
Anon isn't talking about the hand on the left.
That's clearly the grey shirt kid's hand.
Anon is talking about the hand on the right behind the black shirt kid's.

>>83429299
What the fuck are you doing off of /x/?

>>83428150
I knew already that he was a hypocritical nutjob, but if the fact that he gave her STDs without telling her that he had them becomes irrefutable, he needs to be locked up for the rest of his life.

I actually think it's good this story broke. Celebrities nowadays have given them selves this status where it's ok to be awful to people around them and conduct illegal activity, yet put themselves on a pedestal like their shit doesn't stink. This is a good reminder that being in some movies doesn't make you special.

>>83431467
Nigga I haven't been there in years.
Or have I?
No I haven't it turned to shit with all the retarded roleplaying.

>>83429290
>gonorrhea
For what purpose? You can cure that. Like adding insult to injury.

>>83431557
someone's been you all over the place then.

>>83431190
The jig is up. This whole thing is just a promo for Summerslam where Undertaker is going to throw Jim off of a 30 ft steel cage.

>>83431599
Judging by the archive it looks like I WUZ KANGZ

>>83429325
I don't understand that video at all. There's no actual joke to it. I'm not even right winged, but it's just an obnoxious "fuck you if you disagree with me" video. When you need to shove in a line about how it's political satire, it's obvious that you're just using an excuse to be a dickhead.

The only funny thing about that video is how the guy who willingly gave a woman STDs calls someone else a murderer.

>>83428150
More like Jim Carry

>woman kills herself
>"this is man's fault!"

>>83431691
I'm so sorry

>>83428450
>>83428390
someone explain this childish meme to me

what youtube edge lord started all this?

>>83429144
a true gentleman

>>83429719
>wikipedia doesn't even accept Daily Mail articles at citations anymore.
>That is saying something
it is saying that the autists who manage politically relevant articles are overwhelmingly left wing

>>83428534
Maybe Batman

>>83431877
>what youtube edge lord started all this?
Patton Oswalt's wife started it. Patton finished it.

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>>83431805
Don't worry. Everyone is judged equally in the end. :D

>>83428150

>opens casket

"Do NOT go in there! Whew!"

>>83428450
Actually, he sat around jerking off to Hillary while his junkie wife killed herself.

>tfw she's my mums second-cousin
Weird

>>83432426
Did she think about his cock today?

>>83428390
And matthew "fuck the limeys" broderick

>>83429244
I've know a few kids who look just like that kid.

>>83430952
Do they serve crab legs?

>>83431190
>0:44
Pure WWE Kino

>>83429144
will light a candle for his dick if the bastards send him down the river for this

>>83431877
his wife "overdosed" on a drug that's really hard to overdose on

>>83428150
>daily fail
ok

>>83429144
How does this make her kill herself?

>>83428150
>might go to prison
it's a civil suit, imbecile

>>83435011
Thinking about Jim Carrey's noodle apparently wasn't a pleasant thing for her.

When the fuck is True Crimes releasing?

>>83428534
fucking lel

>>83429325
What's his problem with Carlton Heston? Why do liberals treat people like monsters if they want to own guns? I think drugs should be illegal, but I don't hate people who want to smoke weed.

Also, the "People like violence because they have small penises" meme was never funny or clever.

>>83428150
>case is obviously frivolous with no merit
>judge is a woman

of course

>>83428150
That's kinda metal.

>>83429355
spend enough time in jewood and it would happen to you too anon

>>83428150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz0zKrxY0Ds

>opens casket

>SURFS UP BIG KAHUNA!!!!!!

>>83428150
>lawsuit
>prison

What, do you work for daily mail you fucking shill

>>83429363
I THE KING OF THE HEPATIT

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>have you thought about it today, anon?

>>83431747
Chuckled

>>83428556
>being this inflexible
It's their right hands. Where the fuck do you think they're putting them?

>>83429607
f@m, the problem with something like fox is that they selectively report stories but at least they're reporting facts. Places like breitbart, dailymail, or nypost are literally fake news.

>>83435115
Carrey's a nut. He really comes off as a guy who has no basic understanding of the world around him, and perpetually thinks he is the victim.

I completely lost faith in him with the Kick Ass 2 thing. It's not a good movie by any stretch, but like Donald Faison said, he wanted to talk about how much he doesn't support the movie yet didn't mind taking the check.

>>83432488
>matthew "fuck the limeys" broderick

Why are Americans so lazy when it comes to british racism?

>>83429290

thats a lot of herpes action. makes me not want to go on tinder.

>>83435661
because brits aren't worth the effort

>>83431568
>You can cure that.

Not for long
https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/2016/gonorrhea-treatment-press-release.html

>>83435011
>Guy is on top of you thrusting away
>Starts randomly quoting his movies and acting like his characters

I'm assuming at one point Fire Marshall Bill had an orgasm.

>"might" go to prison
>daily mail
Oh, so he isn't? Got it.

>>83435646
That's when I knew he was full of shit

>>83435699
Dubs confirm

>>83435732
I knew he was full of shit years ago, when he went on about being a " PROUD CANADIAN", then that afternoon he became an american citizen for the cheaper tax rates.

he's lost his way a long time ago.

He won't ever go to prison. Op is a retard. He might wind up paying a massive, multi million dollar settlement though.

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>>83435711
I have a ridiculous story to share.

>Have gf
>Meet her best friend
>Best friend seems ok enough
>Gf tells me that in high school, bestie got gonorrhea from being an enormous sloot
>Gf and bestie knew some chad in high school
>Bestie hates him and finds him disgusting
>Bestie decides in order to "show him," she would tell him she's down to fuck despite being unattracted to him
>Bestie fucks chad and gives him gonorrhea on purpose entirely because she doesn't like him
>Bestie never experienced any consequences

Thank god gf cut ties with her.

>>83434976
This conspiracy implies one of two things. Either Patton has the power and influence to convince the legal system to cover for him, OR he has literal superpowers to block arteries.

>>83434976
So what about that pins him to the crime?

>>83435874
or he killed her to show his loyalties to his masters.

>>83435695
some insecure camwhore from soc was gonna hook up with me, then some months later she tells me she got stds from some couple on craigslist

dodged

>>83428150
You can't go to prison over a civil suit you fucking infants

>>83429235
>Reddit tracked down children
Sounds about right.

>>83428877
>>83435020
>>83437117
This. And if carreys lawyers thought there was a chance of the judge ruling against him they would've already settled out of court. It's literally nothing

>>83434976
>fentanyl
>really hard to od on

man this new season of truman is not very good

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>>83430266
radical post

>>83428556
That's Thing T. Thing, you know, the guy from the Addams Family.

>>83428150
> Nobody tried to stop him.
> Even though he begged them to.

>>83428864
But which is the real Jim and which is The Mask?

>>83428461
10/10

>>83435115
>guns should be legal
>drugs should be illegal
Living meme

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>>83428534
Top kek

>>83431470
It's called narcissism.

Narcissists will massively fuck over people purely to gratify themselves.

>>83431470
>he gave her STDs without telling her that he had them
Millions of people do this every day. The woman was in charge of her own life.

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>>83437697
>the world is 4.5 billion years old

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>>83428390
>>83428450
What did he mean by this?

>>83431470
Cracked's recent article about interviewing psychopaths talked about this very thing. He might just be one as well.

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>>83437777
pt.2

>>83437777
>>83437794
>Arby's

Truly a monster

>>83429290
2/3 people have herpes, most STI checks dont even check for herpes, that's stupid

>>83435453
>HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MY DIK
>HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MY DIK
>HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MY DIK TODAY

>>83438096
Because you're confusing and conflating the types of herpes. Actually, even for non-sexually transmitted type of herpes, you should probably leave wherever you currently live, because there's definitely something wrong with those stats.

>>83428150
>Ahmed Ibrahim is the lawyer suing him

Yeah, he's not going to jail for anything. Just a slimy rat trying to pursue some money.

>>83431470
This, why did it take so long for someone to say fucking this
Fuck jim carrey, unlikable actor and terrible person

>>83438096
>2/3 people have herpes
maybe all people and all kinds of herpes, but for sexually active people from 18-30 I doubt it's that high. If it is that high, I feel a lot better about my hairline, small cock, and lack of game.

>>83429144
>there

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>>83428150
Herpes finds a way.

>>83429631
Very well thank you

>>83428556
It's Jim's right hand. The absolute cutup did a whole 'rubber arm' routine as they were burying the coffin. Brought down the house, top notch comedy.

>>83429144
>finish having somber conversation about your dead parents
>end it on a wonderful, Disney-tier note of inspiration
>you send him 3 hearts
>Jim leans in with that Ace Ventura twinkle in his eye
>"Have you thought about my cock today?"
>your sides hit the atmosphere

He never changed guys. Just imagine the delivery the way he used to do it. This is exactly the sort of thing he would say to cheer somebody up when they're down in the dumps.

>>83429325
>pros
He does a good Heston

>cons
goes from a solid in-context political standoff to a cheap political statement

>>83435815
I knew he was full of shit the day I found out he was a leaf

When you see the text message discussion with his ex-grilfriend, you quickly realize what kind of manipulative psychopath he is.

>>83440159
>right hand
>thumb is on the wrong side

>>83440571
Show me.

>>83435646
Based Donald

PUNISHED CARREY
A FALLEN SEX ADDICT

>>83429960
hownu.ru

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>>83428150
>a girl will never love you enough to kill herself because you don't love her back

JUST
FUCKING
DIE
IN
MY
SLEEP
ALREADY

>>83428887
Kek

>>83428150
>https://www.google.com.au/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4560596/amp/Jim-Carrey-moves-closer-facing-trial-death-ex.html

>Cathriona White was found dead in her LA home on September 28, 2015, surrounded by empty bottles of painkillers Ambien, Propranolol and Percocet - drugs which were acquired by Carrey using the alias Arthur King, the lawsuits allege.

>painkillers Ambien, Propranolol and Percocet

only one of those is a fucking painkiller, one is a sleeping pill, and the other is fucking beta blocker, but hey it sounds better if you say they're all pain killers.

>>83435874
>>83435926
>>83437177
Oh, my mistake. I thought the claim was she had OD'd from Xanax.

He still did it though.

>The actor explained that the blockages proved fatal when combined with the medications Adderall, Xanax and fentanyl

I'm sure the rest of you can do that math here. You don't need to be a master of poisons to understand how to kill a person with these drugs and a "blockage."

>>83428556
Coffin hands

I didn't think they still made them though

>>83431747
kek

>>83428556
Guilt.

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>>83428150
>civil lawsuit
>suicide

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>>83431747

>>83432488
That was a legit accident though

Lmao this fuck was on Jimmy Kimmel just recently.

What will Jimmy say if Carrey will face prison?

>famous person going to prison
name a single time a celeb as famous as carrey has gone to prison

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>>83442566

fucking whore couldn't live the life of a hollywood movie star wife. life was so fucking good she imploded and killed herself for attention

fucking whores. if you needed that much attention you should have become the hollywood star instead and married chad