They aren't wrong.
Whats chanel?
Is Chanel something worse than walmart? Otherwise I don't get the implication.
>>83428149
I'm sure all the fans can't wait to see Amazing Spiderman 3
>>83428149
Overpriced and low quality vs earnest and accessible? Correct
>>83428149
They're supposed to look average not like faggy models
>>83428199
this
the fuck is chanel
>>83428199
a movie studio
>>83428149
Which is which?
>>83428149
Gwen is a whore though. Before she died she fucked Norman and gave birth to twins
>>83428251
That's canal not chanel
>>83428243
Actually MJ is supposed to be hot and Peter becomes a Chad
>>83428149
>Cheap but prettied-up crap vs. a nice thing that doesn't pretend to be something it's not
>>83428149
You can buy chanel at WalMart though
>>83428330
This. In the comics Mary Jane is a 10/10 model or some shit.
>>83428149
True. Garfield Spiderman was trash
>>83428149
Peter Parker doesn't look like a model, he's an awkward teenager white boi. I don't understand the point of this tweet.
>>83428149
The other way around. Tobey looks out of YSL thou Kirsten looks outta American Apparel.
>>83428366
Well then neither movie followed the comic that well. Literally both have peter's that don't become chads and both have average mj's.
>>83428470
Well I should be more specific. Peter has the looks of a Chad but he's still a sperg. He was also an edgelord in the first 50 issues.
>>83428149
What a piece of shit analogy lol. Isn't Chanel a perfume/cologne? You can even buy it in Walmart!
All I know is that even Spiderman 3 is better than both of the Amazing Spiderman movies.
Chanel is basically the Walmart of designer fashion though
>>83428149
IIRC didn't ASM Uncle Ben die because he decided to get milk?
>>83428243
MJ is supposed to be like the most attractive person in the Marvel universe.
>>83428683
damn this is completely true
>>83428698
No
Uncle Ben spilt some of the light fluid on his foot when he was burning a cross and it was a brutal accidental immolation scene
>>83428149
>enter the world of Chanel and discover the latest in Fashion
I think they're talking about the quality of the clothes and applying to both sides. Left being Chanel a French brand of fashion and right being cheap discounted clothes of Walmart.
Plebs are always wrong. Right is better.
>>83428698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6QXQ_-7y2g
spider-man 3 is kino though
>>83428199
It's a mid-end fashion company. Most of their stuff is garbage.
>>83428909
>That scene where Peter god rid of his inner blackness
Raimi was truly ahead of his time
>>83428858
they miscast'd them. Dunst as Gwen and Bryce as Mary Jane.
I always thought that McGuire was a better Peter Parker, and Garfield was a better Spider-Man (quips and stuff with the mask on).
>>83428149
The Amazing Spider Man couple was much better looking, but also much less interesting as characters.
>>83428974
>the blackness makes peter stronger and more attractive to women, but he would inevitably become a mindless monster killing indiscriminately and abusing food stamps
Movie was way ahead of its time.
>>83428470
did they even show MJ in the amazing movies?
>>83429025
wtf how did raimi get away with it
>>83428303
it's french you dum dum
the h is silent
>>83429012
>Garfield was a better Spider-Man
No
>>83428858
>That lack of trigger discipline
Disgusting.
>>83429109
Really? I thought that Garfield's Spider-Man (as in, the guy under the mask) was much more faithful to the comics. Especially the early Amazing Spider-Man comics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD6nxu8cNIA
But Garfield was a terrible Peter Parker.
>>83428149
Dunst in Spider-Man 1 is literally the most beautiful any woman has ever looked.
>>83429192
Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2 though
>>83429025
it also made him a better dancer lol
>>83429182
Well the fact that he makes his webbing his faithful to the comics but I don't like his spider-man
>>83429217
Eh, that was mostly wardrobe and that ridiculous hair
>>83429025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPN1BvR02Xo
No it didn't. Women looked at him with disdain
>>83429217
Don't be such a pleb.
>>83429267
This scene is one of the reasons I can forgive Spiderman 3's faults
>>83428858
man what I would give for prime bdh....
>>83429025
fucking kek
How can other capeshit even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1V5Kr-9Y0
Go get 'em, Tiger.
>>83429423
what a qt
>>83429321
>Look at little Goblin Jr. You gonna cry?
Bad Peter is such a gleefully awful shitheel and I love everything about it.
>>83428729
I thought that was Luke Cage
>Eye candy plastic Hollywood garbage
vs.
>Actual decent capeshit with emotion and genuine care put into it
>>83428199
it's a river in egypt
Garfield is a more dedicated actor and closer to the Peter Parker and Spider-Man from the comics, so he gets my vote.
>>83429561
>My father loved me
>No he despised you
>You were an embarrassment to him
it sure was funny
>>83428858
I wanna slamdunk my fucksticc into her babyhole!
Gwen was so hot
>>83428216
>>83428199
jesus christ - thick as shit
>>83429781
Now where could my pipe be?
Spiderman 2 > Spiderman > The Amazing Spiderman > Spiderman 3 > The Amazing Spiderman 2
Andrew Garfield > Tobey Maguire
>>83428199
On /tv/ but doesn't know what chanels are.
RIP james franco
>>83429837
>winks with both eyes
>>83429832
You shut your whore mouth
>>83428243
MJ is literally a supermodel in the comics
>>83429865
Yeah but Peter isn't a metrosexual model so I'll gladly take the two people that look more average for the purposes of believable chemistry
>>83429865
>>83428243
MJ is literally a super model in Spider-Man 2
>>83429970
No, she isn't. She's a subpar theater actress who did one random modeling gig.
>>83428149
nothing compares to the original, dammit I still want spiderman 4 with tobey dammit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvoEAewmSds
NOTHING COMPARES
btw, watched the amazing spiderman today.. it was shit, terrible lead actor, the soundtrack, even gwen in spiderman 3 war better..
>>83428149
They're supposed to be average lower middle class kids...
>>83428251
español detectado
>>83430048
the fucking train fight still looks better than modern capeshit action scenes
>>83430048
btw.. we'll never see these two getting married in a hilltop..
>>83429192
this is too correct of an opinion for it to be such an unpopular one
>>83428149
actually judging just by the pictures, left seems much more walmart-tier
>bushy eyebrow guy
>girl standing just a little too close to guy
while the right
>both people have slightly generic look like real models but still vaguely attractive
>blank expressions
>standing close, but in a way where they could be percieved as just friends in a hipster kind of way
>>83428149
kirsten>>>>emma
only fags will disagree
>>83429192
A close second, Anon, but not quite.
>>83430187
anyone who thinks otherwise is just fucked in the head
>>83429781
>Garfield is a more dedicated actor and closer to the Peter Parker and Spider-Man from the comics
Can you point me to the comic where Peter Parker is a good-looking skateboarder with a fashionable haircut that loves basketball?
>>83428199
>>83428216
>look at me i am SO out of touch with pop culture XD
>>83430139
People would rather be brainwashed by the Jewish controlled media into believing that an ugly kike like ScarJo is the hottest woman in the world because thinking for yourself is hard.
>>83429012
So if Idris Elba got into a spiderman suit and started quipping like a MCU character then he would be a "better" spiderman than Tobey?
>>83430269
ScarJo is one of the hottest women in Hollywood, no brainwashing.
>>83428848
Uncle Ben's a fucking idiot in that universe. The robber was not trying to hurt anyone.
>>83428149
Is this saying the old one or the new one is worse?
>>83430271
>Idris Elba got into a spiderman suit
Miles Morales.
>>83428199
>>83428251
>>83428303
>>83429088
its canalt pronounced canoe
>>83430312
>ScarJo is one of the hottest women in Hollywood
sure, if you got a thing for strabismus
>>83428149
toby and kirsten look way more aesthetic
>>83428149
They got it backwords. I've never really thought of Tobey as hansome, but that's a really good picture. No homo.
>>83430048
>those psychopathic eyes
friendly neighborhood spider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnUomibaAQ
this scene is genius
>>83430399
What's up with her forearms?
>>83429856
Patrician's wink
>>83428149
Gwen is hot, that's all that matters to me desu
>>83430236
Skateboards weren't popular back then. Hopefully motorbikes do the trick.
>>83430435
She likes giving big hugs.
>>83428216
no it just costs more and is made with real farts instead of fake ones.
>>83430444
Also known as a blink.
>>83430236
Probably the newer ones I guess? I know he doesn't look like a chad like in the 90's one anymore.
>>83430268
I mean unless you've seen there perfume? and purses? you might of missed it
>>83430312
>ScarJo is one of the hottest women in Hollywood, no brainwashing.
Sure thing, you mindless cretin
>>83429192
seriously Dunst was a 10/10 as a red head, she was the embodiment of Mary Jane
>>83428149
>scam aimed at people with more money than brains
vs
>underrated, cheap prices, decent quality, can get all your thrills here at one place
I know which one I prefer.
>>83428149
I must be understanding this wrong, because it seems to me he's implying Frogface is Chanel.
>>83430526
>Walmart
>underrated
>decent quality
Please do the world a favor and blow your brains out
>>83429217
She has scenes where it's distracting how good she looks.
>>83430493
This is also true
How did we go from THIS
>>83428149
Left:
children, immature
right:
roman ideals
I mena, look ar tobey's face.
>>83430617
redpilled
>>83429267
Just like niggers. And just like niggers he thinks he's the shit despite their obvious discomfort.
>>83430568
but it IS underrated, and everything there is at least of higher quality than china knockoffs, the only shit you can get for cheaper. You don't have to be poor to want to save money, in fact that is how you amass it.
>>83430606
She has big nips
>>83428149
Tobey and Kirsten were better looking than them in their day.
>>83430606
Does she shoe nips in 3? They were prominent in 1 and 2 but I can't remember.
>>83430209
God damn she was a 10.
>>83430606
to THIS
>>83429109
agreed, just because garfield might have said some unfunny jokes while fighing, he was such a terrible peter and imo a bad peter also. Tobey is the best, will always be the best.
>>83430712
Emma is gorgeous
>>83430268
>getting triggered by people not being familiar with some faggoty French clothing store
Just pathetic, man
>>83430617
It fucking looks like a old wedding picture
>>83430721
Maguire was a pretty terrible Peter too.
>>83430637
Well, can you EVER imagine Garfield and stone pulling off this picture?
Yeah, both garfield and stone are great actors, better than most now, and certainly the best in their age troup, but nothing beats spider-man 2 Tobey and Kirsten.
Literally nothing,
>>83430759
I think it just reeks of try-hard when even the most out of touch neckbeards like me know in passing what Chanel is. But there are some things people just randomly don't come across. I didn't know what a Pope was until 7th grade and my friends all thought that was really weird.
>>83430763
So, do you want the girl blowing the guy or something, nigger?
faggot
>>83428149
Prime Kirsten over that frog faced whore any fucking day are you fucking kidding me fuck off with this 9gag tier shit
>>83430399
why do this to me anon
>>83429192
>Dunst in Spider-Man 1
you mean spider man 1, 2 and 3 right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX8rWeFTWy0
>>83430818
I'm saying it's miles better than the left.
>>83430785
>Well, can you EVER imagine Garfield and stone pulling off this picture?
Pretty easily. It's not that mindblowing a picture.
>>83428149
capeshit vs capekino
>>83430879
>>83430854
Shit's jokes.
Remember me
>>83429726
>>Actual decent capeshit with emotion and genuine care put into it
spot on, that music helps a lot too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZkTiBRDUjM
"I'll always be spiderman"
Though that line could not exist..
>>83430879
She lost weight after SM1, looked too thin imo
>>83430885
pleb who can't process an image spotted
You can find Dunst attractive (she is) but she was objectively not a good MJ while Stone was a great Gwen
Old Autistic Tobie was a horrid Spider-Man too
>>83428199
>>83428216
>>83430268
dont worry guys i unironically have never heard of chanel either
>>83428149
Emma Stone looks like a fucking frog and Kirsten Dunst is literally perfect so how about you just fuck off and die you stupid son of a bitch.
>>83430958
>hearing her voice for the first time after growing up with dubbed versions
>>83430766
whenever some spiderman get the kind of emotion the movie could deliver with mary jane and that damm good director, he will still be the best spiderman there in movies.
>>83430958
Watched Spider-man 2 the other day. I was shocked at how it actually made me feel something for the characters.
>>83430911
I know that feel anon
>>83431143
>those feels..
anon.. please.. don't make me remember
>>83430955
>it's real
wtf.. what were they thinking?!?
>>83430321
100% fucking this. I mean seriously why the hell did he try to fight a robber for his gun?! Also whatever that robber took from that asshole Mexican cashier was definitely not worth losing his life over.
>>83431071
This
>>83430958
WTF is this shit where are the quips?
>>83431386
It's about doing the right thing.
>>83429043
Who is the blonde slut?
>>83428243
Garfield and Stone are both ugly.
>>83430639
Definitely true. Wealthy folk didn't get rich by spending every dime they had on some overpriced hipster brand, they'd be the first realize what a stupid decision that'd be.
>>83431071
That's the kind of fire this board needs.
>>83430048
thumbnail looks like a Twin Peaks picture
>>83431539
The mom of the twins of Norman (aka Green Goblin) Osborn.
Gwen Stacy.
>>83429164
She deserve that shoot.
>>83431071
would shoot my web desu lads
>>83428149
What the fuck is this supposed to mean? They both look about the same. And fucking rude.
>>83430958
>>83430606
>>83431397
>This scene was in a kid's movie.
pedowood strikes again.
>>83429856
It's called blinking you faggot.
>>83431939
yeah, it was exagerated, but overall if you compare today's movies to these ones..? Take that out and it's a light hearted movie.
>>83429451
>yfw Bryce is best MJ and best Gwen
>>83429321
Are you kidding? This shit is hilarious.
>>83430797
Why would you expect people to know what this Chanel is? Unless they sell that shit out here on the bayou I'll probably never see it in my life.
>>83430797
>it's try hard if you aren't aware of the existence of something
If anything, it's not even trying at all, not try hard
>>83431939
It's spelled "Paedo" you stupid fuck. Is it really too hard to add an "a", you lazy fucking burger?
>>83428149
PRIVATE DOSS
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>tfw you realize Uncle Ben was right about the fucking kikes all along
>>83431995
What could have been
>>83430797
>comparing a fashion brand with the fucking pope
>>83429798
best post
>>83430640
UUUU
>>83430797
You are so fucking pathetic
>>83431939
spelled wrong and also she was over age, that's not paedophilia, if it were every pornsite ever would be shut down because people under 18 have visited it, I really don't think you understand what it means at all
>>83428729
>>83429865
then why did they cast a frog to play her?
>>83428221
4th post best post.
>>83434210
seem salty anon did a bad man touch you in the no-no areas when you were a kid?
>>83428149
>i dont get it him so much hotter why does everyone like that nerds movie more REEEEEEEEE
I normally dont give a fuck about reboots and remakes but the first spiderman's were the best.
>>83428366
Not with that horrendous square jaw she's not.
>>83430268
Fuck off faggot, I only know what Chanel is because of the Pink Panther movie.
>>83428297
>reading JMS's garbage Spider-man run
Getta loada this idiot.
>>83432298
PUNISHED
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>>83430797
I didn't know Africa wasn't a country until I was 16. Now I know all the countries in Africa.
>>83428955
>mid-end fashion company
>mid-end
>>83434335
This is why Americans are considered massive cucks. Even in fantasy where they have complete hold of the story and the characters somehow cuckoldry makes it's way in.And did the whole Story Arc even sell good ? What was the fans reactions?
Reminder that Raimi's Spider-Man movies is the only time Spider-Man/Peter isn't played by a Brit.
>>83428199
There's a bunch of them but #5 is my favorite. But I love tits so I'm biased.
>>83436790
retconned after one day more?
>>83436823
What was the fans reaction though? JMS should have been fired to be honest
>>83430268
This
Yeah you're just a *normal guy*, we get it.
>>83434249
No you're just misappropriating the meme, and we take our memes seriously on this board.
>>83428955
>mid-end
Lol
>>83429267
Raimi truly knew what he was doing.
>>83436844
I was only kind of into comics at the time but even I remember it being pretty negative.
>>83436790
>This is why Americans are considered massive cucks
European women are literally being raped by muslims your people decided to import, and comic books aren't popular.Literally no one reads them.
>>83436926
The problem for that was the massive 180 for her character. The only explanation for her cheating on Peter was GG being Charming and Charismatic?????
>>83429267
They just weren't venomburners like Jameson's secretary and the landlord's daughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qexz1n1gRn4
>>83432150
I guarantee you I'm from a more rural area than you and I know what Chanel is and everyone I know knows what Chanel is just like we all know what Lamborghini is though we'll never see one.
>>83428149
i don't get it. why is one a perfume and the other a store?
Cucko Chanel was a nazi whore
>>83428782
That's Raimi SM, he was asking about ASM by whoeverthefuck.
>>83430268
LOL okay mom get with the times XD everybody LOVES Rick and Morty and vaping
If you don't let a black man sodomize you, you're a racist >:(
>>83437133
Oreo VS Great Value
>>83430797
>I didn't know what a Pope was until 7th grade
Are you serious bro
I think you might be retarded
>>83437133
Reboot Spiderman only sells because of Raimi Spiderman
>>83437236
not everyone goes to the same school as you and is exposed to the same things as you, you pretentious jerk. i did not hear the word imam until i was in high school.
>>83437152
>Cucko Chanel
why did i laugh so much at this
>>83437628
Autism
>>83428149
Dunst is much hotter than Stone though, but they're not even playing the same character.
BDH was the best Gwen.
>>83431350
She's actually super cute-looking, watch The Descendants for reference. Don't know how she managed to look so ugly in this, no wonder they didn't use it, TASM2 was a jumbled mess as it was.
>>83431813
Gwen Stacy and Gobby fugged? When? Why?
>>83437179
well ASM has it that Uncle Ben died trying to fit a 2 foot dildo up his ass while Aunt May had the bull repeatedly kick him in the chastity cage. Poor thing
>>83431982
kek
>>83430268
>projecting this hard
>>83430268
Just because he doesn't know what one company is doesn't mean hes trying to be edgy, faggot.
>>83428199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIc3jO1vgS4
>>83437410
Oh, but everyone must know what channel is?
Kys
>>83438584
where in my post did i say everyone must know what channel is? where?
kys, idiot.
>>83438584
>channel
>>83438942
>channel
>>83429806
JC dropping a mixtape?
>>83428683
What's the Dries Van Noten of mallshit?
>>83437969
>She's actually super cute-looking
>Watch a movie from 5 years ago before she stopped looking cute
>>83428149
Fixed.