VHS ERA KINO

>yfw the rock is remaking this 90s kino into a litty lil summer raunchy blockbuster

seriously why not just real animals most of the time???
Sure some scenes you couldn't do with real animals but they can use a lion sitting on a bed.
or monkeys making a mess.

>>83422304
goddammit i thought you were meming but its true what the FUCK

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I watched Jumanji recently for the first time since I was a kid and for me it didn't hold up very well. For that reason I don't get why so many people are so upset about what the new one is doing. It was never that great if you ask me. Robin Williams is at least good like he always is and there is a little bit of decent comedy in it but other than that it's nothing special. The way the lion appears out of the shadows was still pretty good though and it scared me to death as a kid. James Horner's score was alright too.

Pic related, however, is definitely kino.

>>83422347
They did use a real lion sitting on the bed iirc.

>>83422608
Never going away.

>>83422662
Correct, I will put this image in every fuckng faggoty "kino" thread, forever. Enjoy!

>>83422783
3/10. Tired meme retort.

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>>83422682
fuck i forgot films used to be spread out onto multiple tapes lmao

saw tits for the first time on screen in pic related. i used to think kate winslet was the hottest woman in the world bc of them

>>83422912
She was pretty hot, especially with that Titanic-era thickness.

>>83422952
yeah i miss the innocence i had back then. first time i stumbled onto porn was when i tried going to whitehouse.com for homework in elementary school, good times

>>83422304
>look it up
>Its real

Everyday we stray further from gods light

>>83422952
>Titanic Winslet
>thick

>>83423316
Sorry, I mean't thick in the non-American way.

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>>83423384
For someone who doesn't like Americans, you sure love to bring them up.

>>83423468
>that immediate butthurt and deflection
>trying to play the "i dont' even care" card
Wew lad. Try to be less transparent next time.

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>>83423468
>burgers getting this triggered

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In America, this is a skinny woman (and a malnourished male toddler)

>>83423583
Groind beef is versatile and delicious. Why do europoors have such terrible insults?

>>83422304

Came in to post this.

Can you IMAGINE the asspain that The Rock is going to have with his shitty knock off being panned because it was a needless rehash?

Even more needlessly than Baywatch but at least that was a comedy "ha ha" sort of thing.

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>>83423662
fuck yes. this and pic related were almost daily watches for me back then

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>>83423668
Found the Maryland fatty

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>>83423668
>Groind beef
>Groind
>Groin'd
Dude... there are tenderizing mallets for a reason. No need to meat your meat.

>>83423542
>>83423583
>>83423726
I'm not sure I understand why you're so angry right now.

>>83423719
butthurt critic detected

the FANS are going to LOVE this

>>83423781
>he said, through gritted teeth, sweat streaming down his furrowed brow
Don't worry. We know you're merely pretending to be retarded.

>>83423658
She was clearly smaller than that in the movie though. If you're going to argue can you at least do proper research?

Dunston Checks In

>>83423848
3/10. Tired meme retort. Work on it. Repeat it and I'll have to dock you another point.

>>83422304
my umbrella is ready senpai

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>>83423726
>Achievement Academy
>New Era Academy
>New Hope Academy
>Excel Academy
>Student's can't even read

>>83423915
1/10. Trite deflection. Work my shaft. ;^)

>>83423726
Dis be rayciss.

flubber

>>83423997
3/10. Still a tired meme retort, but since you changed it up I won't take any points away, but I can't give you more.

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>>83422285

>>83424089
Sad!

>>83424023
Flubber sucks

t. a guy who just re watched it on netflix a few weeks ago and was sadly let down. The scene where the flubber divides and performs a huge dance number in the living room for absolutely no reason is particularly painful.

>>83423878
I said Titanic-era, like in the pic when they were promoting the film (which if you weren't a fetus you would know was in theaters longer than any other film theatrically) and winning oscars.

>>83424143
2/10. Changing it up again, but you're clearly not putting any effort in so I'll dock you another point.
>>83424162
Loved this as a kid. I was so confident in it I bought it on blu ray a month ago and was very let down by it as well except for a couple of really kino scenes.

>>83423268
but it is going to be a video game this time not a board game.

>>83422783
A new barneyfag in the making.

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>>83424224
Whatever helps you sleep at night while the bullets are whizzing by your window.

>>83424170
None of what you just said changes the fact that she's bigger in that pic than she was in the movie. Do you know how much time passes between filming a movie and releasing it? And I'm the fetus? I'd bet a hundred bucks the drawing scene was filmed at least 6 months before the movie actually released. That's plenty of time for her to gain 20-30 pounds.

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>>83423918
>>83422398
>>83423268

>>83424318
1/10. I'm docking you another point for continued lack of effort. You're at rock bottom now, but at least it can't get any worse.

>>83422783
Lol fucking loser

>>83424330
I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm saying I like her Titanic-era thickness, and am including the time after the movie was filmed as part of that 'era' and it was a cultural phenomenon.

>>83422682
what the heck, my vhs of braveheart is only one tape. is this an ntsc/pal thing?

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fight me

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>>83422285
Where to start?

>>83424360
Who are you talking to?

>>83424360
I dunno. He could be YOU.

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>>83424499

>>83424384
I didn't know you were this guy>>83422952 as well. You didn't specify that. When you said titanic era thickness I thought you were mostly referring to her in the movie specifically.

>>83422912

>fuck i forgot films used to be spread out onto multiple tapes lmao

wait wut? I never knew that. I had and still have a copy of Titanic on VHS and it's only one VHS

what kind of tapes are we talking about here?

>>83424513
Who are you talking to?

>>83424533
is that twin peaks tape the euro pilot?

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>>83424533

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nothing in the world made me happier than having this for a weekend rental

>>83424499
>>83424533
>>83424606
damn i'm jealous. my dumb ass gave away my family's vhs collection when dvds were coming through and i regret it so much.

i also gave away the dvds later on, but that i don't regret too much

>>83424595
It's the feature-length pilot with the alternate ending. Not sure if euro.

>>83424583
0/10. Mimicry does not suit you.

>>83424717
0/10. Mimicry does not suit you.

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>>83424606
>>83424687
I gave way too many away myself, i usually go to thrift stores and pick them up for a dollar or less.

>>83424581
VHS. They could hold less runtime than betamax. Anything that ran too long had to move on to a second tape.

I think 'It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World' was multiple tapes, and I recall watching a 'Guliver's Travels' movie that was 2 tapes.

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>>83424651
This was my favorite as a kid. How about we change this to a most hyped video rental thread?

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>>83424737
Disappointing.

>>83424738
That American Beauty has that gash across the title because some video store faggot dug his box cutter in too deep (can confirm, slashed up a bunch)

>>83422398
he's also attatched to a big trouble in little china remake. the man has no shame. i hope he dies

>>83424833
1/10. Your continued lack of effort will only award you more 1s.

>>83424962
Projection.

>>83425042
1/10. This is at least the 4th time you've exhibited a lack of effort.

>>83425167

>>83425249
1/10. You have somehow managed to decrease the amount of effort you're putting in.

>>83422304
Look at it this way: at least it wasn't retooled as a Hunger Games knock-off.

>83425290

>>83425600
1/10. You have officially put in the least effort possible.

83425884

>>83426066
1/10. You have broken new ground in low effort.

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>>83424443
>every fucking yard sale had a copy of this on VHS.

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>what did he mean by this?

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Dead meme

>>83424443
tina majorino is a cutie