Bond. Jane Bond.

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>>83420486
>implying thats a bad thing

neck yourself faggot

>>83420486
movie would be over in like ten minutes, she uses her pussy to get what she wants, mission accomplished

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>>83420581
I would love it

>>83420486
>ywn be her bound boy
;_; jdimsatbh

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>>83420657
>ok but only for tonight

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No, but it sure would be fun, don't you think?
>>83420486

>>83420857
It could be fun. Go modern powerwoman with a sexy cutting edge female. Or just shoehorn her in as young M and do a throwback movie of her days as an agent

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>typical James Bond movie intro but no indication about the gender of 007
>cut to carpark in the middle of the night
>some cunt standing right in the middle
>suddenly bunch of shady dudes in a SUV show up
>woman introduces herself as 007 and the guy crack woman jokes
>they do the deal and the guy hands her the mcguffin
>suddenly aston martin breaks through the wall and mows down the shady guys with the minigun
>the door swing open as he drifts to female 007
>inside is old as fuck pierce brosnan
>it turns into a buddy movie were old 007 brosnan trains the young hot piece of ass 007
>900 million on first weekend

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>>83420804
>ok but only for tonight

>>83420486
She wasn't even good enough to be a Bond girl m8

>>83421199
shes too powerful to be a bond girl. shes bond

nice dubs btw

>>83421178
ho-lee shit id buy advance tickets to this dirty lil bondkino

>>83421178
> implying inside the car there isn't her lesbian anarkorelationship partner

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>>83420486
>Bond. Jane Bond.

>>83421255
witnessed

I don't even hate Gadot but it shouldn't be anyone that isn't English (and white before Elba posters arrive)

Emily Blunt is the most realistic choice for a female Bond

>>83420486
Are we still pretending she can act? I know James Bond is a trash franchise, but keep this cutie to the role tailored to her.

Why don't women just invent their own heros?

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>>83421294
>English
Connery is Scottish and Brosnan is Irish.

>>83421381
whoops, fine then

UK-ish

>>83420486
>Stop pretending like this isn't possible.

It isn't possible. She's a sandnigger, not a limey.

>>83421294
The British press state that the biggest obstacle to Idris Elba becoming Bond is American audiences because the producers believe American white men couldn't handle seeing a film where a black guy being so sexual and shagging so many white women. Britain doesn't have the same hang ups about black male sexuality that the USA has given the UK has had interracial relationships for 1000 years since the romans and is more common in England and London especially. So you see plenty of shows with black male love interests. But America is trying to import this attitude to British TV. There is a British show called Geordie Shore made by MTV. It is one of the most sexual shows ever where people on it just have sex with each other. They got their first black guy on the show and guess what he was a gay black who never a sexual threat to the women on the show. You could tell that show was funded by an American company.

>>83421602
Brits like their shows very cucked and with lots of lgbt content

>>83421602
>American white men couldn't handle seeing a film where a black guy being so sexual and shagging so many white women.
You sure you leave the house? I never hear anyone talk about niggers besides a nigress in a popular role looking like a literal chimp (Michonne). It's not our fault some of you look like animals. But that's a woman which plays against your narrative that the hang up is around black men fucking white girls. I never hear anyone say shit about black dudes even though it would be easy with all the violence they cause.

>>83420486
she's not British. it'll probably be Daisy Ridler.

too bad Liz Hurley is old, she would've been perfect.

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Bond. Jamal Bond.

>Gal Gadot went from an irrelevant supporting actress to one of the biggest stars today in like 2 years

Reminder that you can accomplish anything if you believe in yourself guys

>>83420486
Zika. Kike Zika.

>>83422189
>Reminder that you can accomplish anything if you believe in capeshit and Zack Snyder
word

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>>83421178
>Old Brosnan 007 then escapes with the 007 cunt through the sewers (the whole thing is shot from inside the car)
>she asks him who he is and he trys to explain the whole korea incident but she has no idea and he goes on a funny rant how he only got 2 vacation days out of this for this whole hero thing
>after figuring out the MI6 got betrayed they speed to Q to make a plan or something
>Q appears to them as a Black woman of color and they enter the lab through the secret entrance
>turns out she was holding the real Q (played by Jonah Hill) in a oversized fridge
>its an ambush and old 007, cunt 007 and Jonah Hill Q are using all the gadgets in the Q lab to fight off the ambush
>they use all kinds of funky shit (even some old stuff from previous bond movies, yes even the 60s shit)
>they turn from the hunted into the hunter, they heist a bank on the cayman islands, crash a plane with no survivors and snowboard down the alps to stop the traitor branch of the MI6
>final boss is the black cunt and ending indicates that the next movie is only about the female 007 that was the supporting character the whole time
>sequel suprises you by being AGAIN a buddy movie but this time with CGI roger moore
>900 gorrillion on first weekend 100%

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>>83422416
please god no

>a woman
>an Israeli
>a jew

She's literally immune from criticism in our PC society, she is Wonder Woman

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>>83421286
Braunstein
Janice Braunstein

would be better than a big disgusting stinking hulking NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>83421178
only if we see gal's tits

>>83421178
Skyfall literally killed the "Bond is a code name" meme

>>83422189
Comic book roles is the fastest way to become a star.

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>>83423172
fuck yes you mean

>>83424485
of course man, it would be R rated and there would be lots of tits, but good tits with perfect small pink nipples.

>>83424561
and who says the Bond Franchise couldn't take a new direction, not just serious drama shit. we want more tits, more jokes and James Bond really should become more of a comedy now with hard action and tits and one liner that make you go "aha" because you saw the previous shitty movies.

a Strong old Pierce Brosnan and a hot female side chick that turns into his willing apprentice after she has her doubts about his level of skill at the beginning.
they go on a whacky adventure across the world, and many famous faces in simple roles that you wouldn't expect to see there.

give me a budget of 275 millions, 12 assistants, a hot secretary and in 65 minutes I can get brosnan on the phone and talk him into the role of his life.

>>83420486
Can she do an English accent?

Can she do any accent?

>>83425010
>I want to turn James Bond into Guardians of the Galaxy
die reddit die

>>83420486
That doesn't work.

Women don't really have to work to seduce men, it's the opposite.

The thing they work for is getting a commitment out of a high-value man.

>>83421602
aye m8 I love me a good BLACKED kino

>>83421602
Is this a real post? It is isn't it. Why are Idris Elba fans so gay for the man?

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>>83425148
no thats not what I would turn it into.
I would make it way better than it is now, bring it to whole new levels.

also did you miss the part about R rated and tits? shit will be also br00tal as well. the practical gore effects I have in mind will blow your fucking mind.

My Idea would fucking blow theaters up and redefine what a blockbuster is.
we're talking about estimated 900 million worldwide on the first weekend. I know it, MGM knows it, and you know it.

>>83421602
BMWF mixing is literally in every show and commercial and the brazenness of it, the way it is clearly coordinated and in every single god damn thing, is turning people off more than the actual content.

>>83425570
No one throws top dollar for R rated movies. Even Hugh Jackman had to take a pay cut for an R.

>>83426678
and that should really change

>>83426678
BAYWATCH was Rated R and a HUGE hit with the fans!!