ITT: Scenes you weren't expecting

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>>83420057

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all memes aside

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Seriously was not expecting it

>>83420057
fuck me rico was a beautiful guy
How do I get that jawline boys, is it just genetics?

>>83420594
You have to train your chewing muscles by chewing through plenty of tough meat everyday

>>83420594
chew thoroughly every meal and clench your teeth whenever you're not eating

i developed a jaw in about one year this way

>>83420759
ENVISION

>>83420759
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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O.o

I'm too damn lazy to find a pic but Leonardo death scene from the Departed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZdD1Y3IOR4

>>83420821
poor qt

>>83420821
woah cool what show?

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When I was 14 I was watching some stupid shark movie on Cinemax and at some point the main character was talking to the female lead about their plan and stuff to get the shark and out of nowhere he says something like "how about I eat your pussy?". It made me laugh out loud and got me completely by surprise. It had nothing to do with the movie and it was totally out of fucking nowhere and inappropriate for the situation the characters were in. They weren't even flirting before iirc.

Several years later I was watching some youtube videos on crazy movie moments and that scene was there and I laughed all over again. I don't remember the name of the movie but it's the one with a guy jumping out of a boat straight into a giant white shark's mouth.

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Battlestar Galactica spoilers

I didn't see it coming, but on rewatch the signs are all there.

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After 10 or whatever seasons this literally came out of nowhere.

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>>83421041
Happy Valley. Season 1 is on Netflix

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>>83421189
It was pic related.

John Barrowman improvd that line apparently. He was supposed to catch the other actor off guard

>>83420057
I came for/to Dizzy's body/tits

I stayed for Rico's ass and that slap

>>83420559
Being an 2015 oldfag, i still chuckle.

>>83420759
That's a nice HD photo. When will Cameron release the last of his K I N O on blu?

the mosasaur in jurasic world killing that woman taken by the pterosaurs

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Sodoku Seagal

>>83420867
Post it

>>83421496
thanks buddy

>>83421581
Yes! Thanks, anon.

>>83420822
Thanks bro

>>83421238
got me too

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I don't really get what the point of the scene was and I'd argue the movie would have been better without it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sWJuQD0cL8

>>83420594
I got a similar jaw after 6 months of bruxism induced by doing meth everyday.

>>83422444
>Better

It was shit

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who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtChPB6NjJY

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This from Neon Demon

>>83421238
Yeah what the fuck, took me totally by surprise too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

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>dad, would you ever fuck me?

>Nah, I'd jerk off instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x1Mp1Hs8WU

>>83422565
>tfw bruxism
a living nightmare

>>83422849
>Happiness is a 1998 American comedy-drama film

I have a hard time believing a movie with that scene could be a comedy at all?

>>83420867
what the fuck was reimu's problem?

>>83422953
newfags out

>>83420821
>Didn't get the license plate
>No blood
>Rest of the show is two fat girls and an autismo

>>83420867
>Peter, I don't want you hanging out with those dirty jigaboos

I know it's an archaic term, but why?

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>>83422953
it had a really funny moments where Phillip Seymour Hoffman called up unsuspecting women and jerked off while talking to them

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>>83421648

I always thought that Dizzy's breasts were pretty charming.

>>83421799
when Seagal died on that awful movie about hostage rescue mission on a plane.

>>83420821
ayy lamo isn't he that guy from need for speed

the bathtub lady in The Shining

>>83421642
Was honestly expecting an explosion.

>>83421447
yeah i cant see his character scoring with anyone, even if it was a prostitute

>>83420821
Jesus fucking christ what a stupidly contrived scene. This passes for entertainment in England? The fucking cunt didn't confront the car that just fucking drove up right next to them? Didn't react when she saw his reverse light on? Didn't react when she heard the engine revving? Fucking stupid.

>>83422849
we had this film's cinematographer come to my school and give a talk. she's a sassy old french lady who doesn't sugar coat things

>>83421189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1GA4qcbwjI

>>83421581
What the fuck? Captain Jack Harkness is in that movie? Damn, now I have to watch it. Is he in the others?

>>83423111
Nigger, are you seriously talking shit about Kurt Russell kino? Executive Decision is good.

>>83426498
I think it's suppose to be a statement about the current taming of Britians police. Are they even allowed firearms anymore?

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>>83421658
>2015 oldfag

>>83420566
>/tv/ writes a porno
Lmao through the whole damn thing

>>83420821
cheeky

>>83421658
cancer

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>>83420821
I sure didn't see this coming

yeah I thought this movie was good on 1st watch, but its not

>>83426498
It's a small town

>>83420057

>go to the mystery science theatre 3000 cast commentary screening of Starship Troopers
>look forward to seeing the shower scene on the big screen
>they pan away during it

arrgghhh

>>83422440
Still don't understand why Vincent was holding the gun like that.

>>83420821

what was in the van?

>>83422709
Is that the dyke from pyke?

>>83423111
had to die, no way the bad guys woulda lasted 10 fucking minutes while enclosed in a plane at 40k feet with godamn steven seagal

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>>83430217
This guy

>>83430217
a dead chick >>83421496

pretty much any scene in No Country For Old Men

>>83430204
Cause he was keeping him at gun point but Vincent got to busy babbling and fired because of it.

>>83420821
>>83430114
>england

>>83430164
For you.

>>83422709
wasn't scripted
fucking horny refn

>>83421238
yeah, holy shit that was suprising

>>83421642
Are you Conan?

>>83430114
>rape a cop
>have a giant identifying tattoo on your hand
Better kill that bitch or I guarantee you 100% that is how you will get caught.

>>83431100
Unless she enjoys it and doesnt lay charges

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>>83422613
>ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DBZ
>IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING LMAO VEGETA IS A KEK

>>83422821
Giant fucking bugs did nothing wrong.

>>83430217
a box