*uppercuts your dog*

>thinks the dog even felt it.

Literally how hard do you have to fuck up to get an aggressive lab

>>83419969
fuck that dog, show it who's boss, it's a fucking animal.

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>>83419969

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punk ass bitch

>>83420092
Teen girl gets a home, buys a dog to fu- keep her entertained and fit.
Suprise suprise she has no experience on how to train a dog and it grows up retarded.

>>83420092
Look at the owner's stance. Literally a numale.

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THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

>>83419969
wtf he's just straight up punching that dog in the neck for basically nothing.
and that stance is comedy gold.

>>83420296
he's not, you blind fuck

>>83420241
kek

>>83419969
>omgg he hit the dog

That's how it understand things. They won't react shit with some limp dick screaming like I see people do.

>>83420296
The doggo learns not to growl at his master.
They respect and love a leader, not some soft cunt who just gives them food every day.

>>83420399
listen up, ladies

>>83420399
This.

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this doggo looks really pissed off!!!!!11

>>83420202
your mind is warped by this site my friend. do you remember when your thought patterns weren't dominated by memes

>>83420545
He just called him a faggot.

You're that fucking stupid.

>>83420076
What makes you think it didnt?

>>83419969
what leg routine do you need to achieve that perfect crab defense posture?

>>83420582
no "he" didnt

why are you so angry. calm down

>>83420635
Because seeing morons make people angry. But you wouldn't know that.

>>83420626
3 sets x dog punts
3 sets x dog throat punches

>>83420587
Animals don't have emotions.

>>83420732
>retard detected

>>83420682
ooh sick burn

you aren't seeing me, you are seeing text messages that i am posting. whose the moron now?

>>83420712
I can only find the neighbors tame chihuahuah, what should I superset these with? I tried 3xF chihuahuah tosses but there aren't any strays to move up my weight with

>>83419969

A dog attacked me today. Went to bite me but just caught my shorts. What are the rules for defending yourself in this situation? Am I allowed to give it a kick in the face? Would love to tbqh. I just ran off until the stupid cunt owner got it under control.

fuck dogs

>>83420296
>he's just straight up punching that dog in the neck for basically nothing.
>basically nothing
The dog snapped at him simply because he was close to his food bowl. That's really aggressive behavior.

>>83420241
How is he not even feeling the pooch rip his hand up? I've been bit by dogs multiple times (though indirectly, they were going after my dog and I jumped in) but that shit burns

>>83420819
Wear armor in the future.

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>>83419969
he actually owns that dog now
he completely rehabilitated it
cesar isnt full of shit like you wish he was

>>83420819
If you're in america it's probably legal to shoot it.

Lol, I love this meme. Man, I'm so happy that I found this website. Reddit memes were good but 4channers have better material. I can't wait until I bring this back to all the Redditors, they'll love this funny meme. Also, I'm a girl.

>>83419969
lmao what the fuck

why would you uppercut a dog

>>83420860
this is true
>>83420865
Haha, thats so cool! please lurk more before posting however as its good etiquette!! i'm seething

People need to understand the difference between hitting and beating. If he kept savagely attacking the dog after it backed off it would be animal abuse but this is just like spanking your child.

I fucking love this meme

>>83420198
kind of like single mothers hahah :'))

>>83419969
whats the stance called?

>>83420819
>Am I allowed
dogs sense a little bitch

>>83420987

I was on the owners property for work. Can't be going murdering their dog

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>>83419969
we all known what happens next

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pinching the neck asserts dominance

>>83421015
If it bites you while they hired you to work I'm pretty sure you could of just taken them to court or at least threatened it. If they didn't secure him and let him roam free then its for sure there fault anon

>>83420116
You're an animal too.

>>83420778
I am seeing your dumb ass comments. That is you. Great comeback moron.

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>>83419969
>Be at the club
>See a fine bitch having a drink
>Bust out my best krump moves
>She's having NONE of it

>>83420198
kind of like ur mum rite? lololol

>>83421015
It's an animal. It's doesn't know any better. You should instead confront the owners for being dipshits.

>>83420545
>everything is memes
kys

>>83421097

you just get the same answer every time "of he's not usually like that"
so many terrible owners out there

half of this thread is why /tv/ is a cat owner board.

>>83421073
no they are merely representations of my thoughts in cyber text form

>>83421100
>kys
haha nice meme real epic there godo job

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>mfw I started this meme

>>83419969
How do i defeat a big dog in combat?

>>83419969
that.. is dog abuse

>>83421068
and if someone beats your ass when you do something stupid, its likely you wont do that stupid thing again. continue until trained.

>>83421169
>dog abuse
that dog is dead unless it bets better training

>>83421146
Then post your pic so I can see the moron already if that is your concern.

>>83421150
No you didn't I made the first post of this

>>83419969
I wanna punch that dog

ebin new meme

>>83421169
t.~ numale

>>83421250
Once was enough, Cesar

>>83420819
>its an anon complains to a Mongolian face sitting board about the time her got attacked by a weenie dog episode

These are my favorite

>>83421246
yes i did
fuck you
i've created T W O successful /tv/ memes, and you, what have you done, loser

>>83420241
How isn't this getting more attention? That dog is just destroying his hand and it's like no problem at all

>>83421301
I just told you what I've done why are you so desperate to steal credit? Guaranteed you go into random meme threads pretending to be the creator, how pathetic is your life?

>>83420852
He probably tortures it on a daily basis.

>>83420819
if it's small enough (or you're tall enough) just stomp its head down. I had to walk through a street everyday full of angry dogs when I was in school and once one got too close and got his jaw broke

>>83421345
>trying to steal my meme
your life is pathetic, fuck you bitch

>>83421322
>How isn't this getting more attention?

Because it's been posted a hundred times before. Not everyone is like you and is just starting to visit /tv/

Should have hammer fisted that cunt on the snout

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Dogs are pack animals. Aggressive dogs feel like they are the leaders of their owners. This is unacceptable. Cesar dominates them and assumes the leader role, then teaches the owners to do the same. Very seldom does this mean harmful physical contact, most of the time he just acts dominant and confident around the dog, at most making a hissing sound, or stabbing his finger into their neck which makes the dog feel like as if another dog bit their neck, forcing them to submit. Since dogs are pack animals, once the dog accepts he's not the leader he is a content and happy dog. And the owners are happy to have a nice and obedient dog too.

>>83420847
Adrenaline, and he knows how to handle the situation. It probably hurt his hand after, but in the moment all he was concerned about was showing the dog who the alpha male was.

>>83420819
You're supposed to lock and choke it out or just snap it's neck.

why is that dog so mean? what went so wrong when raising it?

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>>83421156

i think you need to go for the eyes or throat or both

>>83421156
if you really think you can't take it then let it bite on to your forearm and gouge it's eyes

>>83419969
Who could execute more mutts faster, Nia "BLACK ATTACK" Burr or Cesar "Hoppin' your fence, slappin' your bitch" Milan?

>>83420498
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>>83421301
>>83421345
ahaha faggots, now kiss

>>83421322
idk man. he is probably pretty boss. also not an expert, but when it involves stuff like food and pack stuff the point (from a dogs perspective) is to assert dominance and position, not hurt maim or kill.

Anyone have the vid of them reunited?

>>83421361
>Cesar walking around the house, minding his own business
>Looks at his owner for half a second too long
>He runs over and bodyslams him, and then throws him into a chokehold

>>83419969
Everyone I know who has a dog their dog does the same thing when you are near their food. Isn't that normal?

>>83421392
Just never seen these. Haven't lurked in a while.

>>83421391
>lashes out like an angry child because he doesn't get what he wants

You have some serious problems, just stop trying to steal credit and also try to keep your emotions in check

I have created the punching dog meme AND the he killed millions meme

they're MY memes, fucking bitches.

>>83421453
I was thinking the same thing, what kind of retard tries to touch a dog while it's eating?

>>83421407
owner was too beta to show the dog that he was the leader so the dog decided that it was the leader. Leader gets to do what it wants

>>83421417

problem is if it's bit enough and can just snap your arm then you're pretty fucked straight away

>>83421407
beta neckbeards raised it

why does he always visit the house when the man isnt home?

I heard my neighbors beating the shit and shit talking his dog all fucking day, is that abuse?

>>83420545
>t. numale

>>83421501
I shout at my computer screen all the time. Is that abuse?

>>83421483
lol beta faggot

>>83421483
the kind who has a dog that knows its place and doesnt think its the alpha of the house...

>>83421483
>>83421453
>think it's normal for a dog to try to bite someone if you're near their food while they're eating

You and the people you know are shitty owners. Probably have had their dogs attack someone or something before.

>>83421361
>>83421451
holly seems pretty happy to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

>>83421453

With my dog there's a very linear increase in pitch of the growl depending on how close you get. If I wasn't so lazy and apathetic I'd sample it and use it to play TV theme tunes and I'd be Facebook Meme King for a day.

>>83421525
is your compute a real dog bean?

>>83420202
Could be worse
He could be this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vTadjQ6kk8

>>83421483

if it's going to be around children then that really needs to be trained out of the dog asap, but just in general your dog shouldn't be allowed to growl at you in any situation

i only saw my dog growl at anyone for the first time when we got our second dog, he does it sometimes if you go near him when he's eating

looks like play fighting to me, sorry if you've never been in a real and play fight in your life

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>>83420144

>>83421487
unless you're an a girl with weak bones a dog won't just be able to snap your arm. Another way to do it would be to let it bite onto your hand and then force your arm down it's throat. Again, this is if you're an uncoordinated fuck with no fight instinct. The best option would be to kick/strike it when it lunges at you obviously

>>83421554
the answer is now known thanks anon

>>83421562
>dog growls when near its food
>"lazy and apathetic"

In other words this anon is a total pussy and never trained his dog and let's it do whatever it wants cause he's scared of getting hurt.

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>>83421573
>white american males

>>83421506
t. memekid hahaaa u dat boi u know all da best memes dude memes are my life

>>83421573
what's the whole story?

>>83421605
>unless you're an a girl with weak bones a dog won't just be able to snap your arm

i think you'd be surprised how many dog breeds have the ability to break a man's arm

>The best option would be to kick/strike it when it lunges at you obviously

there's no guarantee that the dog will just stop trying to attack you if you do this once or twice, if the dog is big enough you'll probably end up grappling with it in some form

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>>83421453
>being this dog cucked

LEAF DETECTED

Method 1 Physically Fighting Off a Dog

Stay on your feet and shout for help. ...
Place an object between yourself and the attacking dog. ...
Protect your face, neck, and groin. ...
Don't pull away from a bite. ...
Strike the dog continuously in a vital area. ...
Use weapons to injure the dog.

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>>83421573

>>83421682
No idea
The black guy offered a piece of bread to the dog and the owner got mad and hit him I think ?
At least that's what I read on youtube comments of another video

>>83421649
>t.
Nice meme faggot

>>83421613

wow rude

I'd train your mom to suck dick but she's already world champion t b h anon

>you can see the relaxation here
what did he mean by that?

>>83421401
lol this is all bullshit.

>>83421573
TOP KEK

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>>83421792
>is a shit dog owner
>called out on it
>UR MOM SUCKS A LOT OF DICK

>>83421453
Clearly you don't have kids anon. It's not normal for you dog to nip at you except when he's maybe scared or hurt.

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YAMARO!

>>83421792
sure pussy was uncalled for but he's right anon

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>>83421385

>things that did not happen volumen 1

you are going to harm someone with that edginess

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>>83421573
That's obviously not his dog they're lying. He would be calling it by it's name, not dog.

>>83421780
you're a fucking child. you are 16 years old max. don't talk to me

>>83421683
>grappling

you definitely would, doesn't mean you're going to start the confrontation with grappling though. The most natural way to make a dog feel dominated/defeated would be to pin it by it's neck with your finger tips digging into it - simulating teeth

would you suplex a dog?

Cats > Dogs.

>>83421947
pretty much this.

humans are way better equipped to fight than dogs are

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>>83421947
>dude just kick that rabid 140lb dog charging at you. what are you a fucking weak effeminate beta numale girl redditor? i could totally fend off a dumb dog

>>83421932
>-y-you're a kid, stop harassing my memes now

>>83422015
>shows a dog that is at most 65lbs

>>83421887
I was 14 and it was a reflex reaction, I just kicked back when I felt his mouth on my angle. sorry you're too frightened to do anything when you're in danger

>>83420399
>>83420450
>>83420494

Surely being aggressive to your dog is just going to make it aggressive back

Punish it when it does something wrong, yes. But it's not doing anything fucking wrong! It's literally just fucking eating!

Aggression without a reason is just going to make the dog aggressive to you back. Instead just punish it when it does something unprovoked towards you. It's not fucking rocket science

>>83422015
that dog has no teeth
i could totally take it

>>83422015
the only way a dog is going to quickly kill you is if you let it get your neck - which is why you give it your arm and gouge it's eyes.

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>>83422148
>I know more about dogs than Cesar Millan

>>83422148
>It's literally just fucking eating!
So? What if he was going to the bowl because he noticed a piece of chocolate and the dog freaks out and bites him? The dog needs to accept that the owner can do whatever the he wants, whenever he wants. He is the master, not the dog.If the owner wants to take the dog bowl away, the dog needs to sit down and take it.

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Perro caca

>>83422148
please tell me you dont own a dog.

>>83421901
sorry pham, afronig alpha'd all over the owner revoking his master status, dog sensed that and released all his pent-up angst on his shitty former owner. hope you never let your packmate see you dominated in a fight, physical or legal

>>83422148
They don't bring in Cesar when the dog is well-behaved friend. Yes, if you go around kicking a dog all the time then it's going to be fucked up. However, if the dog is already a piece of shit then you've got no other choice.

>>83421482
>he killed millions meme
What?

>>83422200
totally an easy thing to do while its head is locked onto your arm and spasming erratically, you are feeling pain and fear like you have never felt before, and you are totally in a clear enough state of mind to be that methodical

your dog should NEVER growl at you while it's eating. I don't know why so many owners think that's just a regular thing.

I can take food from my dog's bowl and he lowers his head until I'm done

>>83421605
>>83421683
Kick it, you will break a few of its ribs and will think again before it goes back in for a bite
if its already got a hold of you get your other around a front leg and its leg and fucking pin it to the ground unless you are some 150lb manlet in which case its survival of fittest manlet down
>>83422015
>rabid 140lb dog
.are you a literal child? you should be able to body slam and choke the vast majority of dogs out unless its a huge human sized one like a st bernard or tibetan mastiff or some shit.

Was getting bit part of his plan?

>>83422006
>>83421947

you guys sound retarded

yea sure just pin that lunging german shepherd back with your fucking fingertips

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>>83422230

>>83420587
Animals literally have denser bones than humans meaning they also have a higher degree of pain tolerance compared to you. Punching a dog just annoys it the only way to subdue a dog is to stab it alot until its in too much pain to try and lunge for your nuts.

This is also why chimps can survive falls that would kill humans because they are denser thus more durable.

>>83422252
>i'm psychic

I doubt it

>>83422267
it's that or die. are you saying that a dog attacks you and your instincts go out the window? fuck off dude find something else to argue about

>>83421401
I once beat up my dog, after a couple of seconds it went feral on me and started chasing me down my street.

>>83422148
You're a woman aren't you? Probably a Bernie supporter too.

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>>83419969
>This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!

>somewhere in the exciting shithole corners of the world, there is a human/dog underground fighting pit right now taking on bets and not one internet tuff guy here would ever step into that dogcage

>>83422267
Okay, you're as pussy who can't handle himself in dangerous situations, that doesn't mean others are.

>>83422267
seems like your fight or flight chooses incorrectly or you dont have enough experience in tense situations, or training for those situations.

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>>83420532
Reminds me of a certain doggo

>>83422307
what is the other option? seriously? might as well do the only thing that will work instead of laying there and fucking bleeding out until you die.

>>83422387
redpill me on dogs, what makes them so deadly when trained?

>>83422387
>fighting an animal with your bare hands
You must be nuts those hands of yours are meant to mold matter into something to kill stuff not be used as actual weapons.

>>83422315
don't need any of your numale superpowers to read a vid posted in a thread dealing in animal behavioralism and dominant body language signaling. soon as whiteboi got put on his back, he wore the pack bitch hat

please stop posting these threads as I share a room with 3 other people and They are giving me the eyes with all this supressed laughter.

>>83422402
BUILD

>>83422388
HAHAHAHA, you certainly aren't, right bub

300 confirmed kills

>>83422366
Because the dog assumed it was the leader, and it was the alpha in the pack, so it assumed you were a beta faggot bitch and it was not wrong.

>>83422307
my ex had a 100lb shepherd mix, 1.5 years old and full of energy. It was never lunging at me with teeth out to attack me, but we play-fought a lot and when he got too wild I'd grab him by the scruff of his neck, flip him onto his side, pin him with my body weight, and dig my fingers into his neck. went docile real quick

>>83422387
I'd fight a pitbull. I could probably incapacitate it with my BJJ skills and krav maga training.

>>83422479
What the fuck did you just say to me?

>>83422402
el chilaquil ese esta hecho mierda

>>83422374
lol 3edgy5me.jpg
not who you were linking to but in 99% of cases this is true because dogs know who gives them food and that itself establishes dominance. Dogs who react aggressively to aggressive behaviour from a packmate (ie you and your senpai) are the dogs who know they are the alpha. Also bernie was a cool dude who got shafted, no need to be a prick for no reason to him

>>83422252
If it was even his dog, it looks more like it's just an idiot and thinks it's playtime.

>>83422420

the dog's going to bite and hold onto your arm, that's the likelihood of what would happen with a medium to large sized dog

>>83420819
elbow to the head seems good. or guillotine choke it

>>83422550
great, makes it easier to gouge it's eyes out then

>>83420819
You have to act like his leader, I'm not memeing. Run towards him showing you're bigger and more powerful, give a kick, whatever. If it's a pitbull or a big and violent dog tho I recommend you to stay away in first place lol
Stand still will make you appear an easy victim, he will basically give you a reason for you to react weakly and will bite you.

I say this cause I acted like this like three times in my life against medium sized dogs and everything went fine.

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who will stop him?

>>83419969
HE WASNT EVEN DONE EATING AND HE FUCKING PUNCHES THE DOGGO

>>83422499

well i feel bad for the dog but yea you get what i mean. imagine having to do that to a dog that's actually trying to harm you

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>dude just fight back. if you arent some kind of pussy with no combat experience then you could easily beat up a vicious killing machine intent on killing you

>>83422636
he only went for the neck when it got aggressive towards him

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>>83419969
NEVER FEAR MINDLESS DOGFAGS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

>>83419969
Im sure a pitbull would continue to attack him.

>>83422723
well trained police dogs =/= dogs who received no training from shitty owners

>>83422186
it still has a jaw, with the clenching power of a jackhammer

>>83422732
This makes me happy

>>83422499
>went docile real quick

No shit, he thought you were just having a fun game together than then suddenly for no reason you'd snap and bodyslamm him and started gouging his neck.

Probably thought you had some sort of split personality

>HahahahahahahfungameswithdoggohahahahFUCKINGDIEYOUWORTHLESSANIMAL

>>83422723
If you need to defend yourself from a police dog then maybe 'no combat experience' isn't your first problem.

what the fuck is this?

>>83422267
adrenaline would make you punch the shit out of the dog, completely regardless of pain.

unless you're a woman, in which case you'd just scream and die like a bitch

>>83421453
My dog will get defensive when other dogs get near his food. He knows better around people though.

>>83422820
your mom has a clench jaw powerhammer
ooooooooh buuuuurn

Watch this guys dog training video last night. Fascinating shit.

>>83422876
i'd burn you're mom

>>83422872
congrats, you arent a beta male, and you have a dog who understands the hierarchy

>>83421150
Well I made the webm that OP used last week.

>>83422267

i get what you're saying, these retards are edgy children

>>83419969
tfw my brother got a dog (a pit mix of some kind) and he had food aggression. He bit me once.

He's become a much much better dog since then though.

>>83422894
id mom your burn
>oooh there there its just a little burn *blows on it gently*
OOOOOOOH YEA I WENT THERE

>the actual dogwhisperer on-set testified the dog's audio wasn't accurate in the television episode, stating that the dog shouted, "I'm try to eat you gay beaner faggot!" at which point the director cackled from his chair, shouted "CUT" and threw dogshit at the neighbors

>>83422860
>adrenaline just makes you punch the shit out of things

interesting hypothesis, doctor

>>83422203
>>83422209
>>83422249
>>83422263
>>83422374
Have any of you ever actually owned a dog? Admittedly I haven't - BUT I know some people who have owned dogs all their lives. They've always said you've got to be firm with a dog. And if the dog does something wrong, they are firm and strict, they enforce discipline by acting very disapprovingly towards the dog, and by not giving it treats, and maybe tapping it on the nose. Then they reward good behaviour, with food treats. THAT'S HOW YOU TRAIN A DOG.

ATTACKING AN ANIMAL IS JUST GOING TO MAKE IT ATTACK YOU BACK.

It's the same fucking principle with humans isn't it? If you are violent and abusive to anybody, whether they're a child, or just anybody, then they're very likely to eventually snap and be aggressive to you back, aren't they? Being aggressive to a creature doesn't show "discipline", it just teaches the creature that you're an aggressive cunt. So the creature is going to bite back so that you stop being an aggressive cunt to it.

>>83422263
I guess that would make sense if you fight back at the dog when it's being aggressive - but punching it when it's eating is useless. Eating is not a behaviour you want to punish, is it? Aggressive behaviour is the behaviour you want to punish. So that's the time to punish it. Not when it's eating. Punishing it when it's eating - which is quite a vulnerable position, because it's when the dog has let its guard down - will just make it scared and aggressive and more likely to lash out at you whenever YOU'RE in a vulnerable position.

>>83419969
i'd be angry if someone tried to uppercut me while i was eating, too

>>83422876
>>83422894
>>83422941

jesus christ please fucking return to wherever you came from

>>83421156
You need to stick both your middle and index finger in its anus, no I'm not even kidding they will immediately stop any attack.

>>83423039
>Have any of you ever actually owned a dog? Admittedly I haven't

stopped reading there

>>83423049
to your moms house? ok
oooooooh you got served

>>83419969
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

>>83423079
>has no argument
Just like I thought

>>83423039
>Have any of you ever actually owned a dog? Admittedly I haven't

Classic fucking /tv/...

>>83420819
You kneel next to it and try to pet it, to show that you are the Alpha.

If it snaps at you, do not be afraid, continue to try and pet it. This will show the dog that you are not afraid and it will question its sexuality.

If it bites your hand, its because you have shown your assertiveness and it is now confused about its homosexuality.

Try not to show pain, that's weakness and the dog will pick up on it and later brag to its posse that you were a bitch (probably in heat)

Shake your arm back and forth, stand up to show your dominance and how much bigger you are then it

Then and only then are you allowed to kick the shit out of the dog.

Trust me, I know. I've seen it on tv.

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>>83423097
>not reading the rest of the post
>not having an argument
Wew lad

>>83420819
If you're in America you can probably fire a bazooka at it

>>83423152
or like a cheese burger AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83423152
You can call in an airstrike as well.

>>83423039
You're dumb.

>>83423039
There's no point in trying to talk sense. This is /tv/, half the people here don't know how to interact with humans let alone dogs.

Cesar is a fucking retard and doesn't "train" dogs. He breaks them, destroys their personality and forces obedience through fear instead if respect. If you want a happy outgoing dog whos fun to play with you don't use Ceser's methods. I hope he loses the use of that fucking hand.

>>83423193
or like call in a pizza AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83423218
You're dumb, too. He clearly cares about his dogs, and he isn't retarded like you and thinks a dog deserves the same treatment as a human. It's a fucking animal, moron, and a predator at that. You HAVE to dominate it, because it does the same thing to you if you're a weak bitch.

>>83423228
Okay call down now.

>>83422455
You're a retard if you think every dog would behave that way, he didn't train it.
It looks like one of those feral, nigger-tier dog breeds anyway, so it'd likely be a waste of time.

>>83423228
>>83423184
>americans

>doggo
>doge
why are dogs such reddit animals?

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>>83423039
>Admittedly I haven't - BUT

>>83423284
>too stupid to realize hes making fun of your dumbass

>>83423346
i realize what he was trying to do
but he failed completely

>>83421554
he's legitimately a hero. He's probably saved 50-100 dogs throughout his career.

>>83422230
jajajajaja

>>83423256
Really? Because I've had dogs all my life and not a single one has ever been aggressive towards me. None of the 7 dogs I currently own would ever think of being aggresive towards me or anyone else and it's not because I went around pinning them down and shoving my fingers in their neck like a goddamn idiot.

>>83423388
>failed completely
>you still replied to him with your obsession of america
>"hur dur americans"
seriously thats what you guys sound like kek
how insecure can you faggots be, we get it, youre jealous

these threads are always a rollercoaster

you have:
>the one guy always pointing out how much you have to mess up to get an aggressive labrador
>the guy who pretends to be outraged at the dog being kicked
>the guy who is outraged at the dog being kicked
>the guy who knows better than a man with decades of experience training dogs
>the guy who is trained in 36 different martial arts and wants to let everyone know how he wouldnt hesitate in putting the dog down in that situation because hes so tough

>>83423450
Nigger, you're getting hung up on one fucking video where he controls an abusive dog, and you're acting like he is a piece of shit. You're dumb, just deal with it. Maybe watch another video before acting like a retard on the internet.
>>83421554

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcjlaFdZ0gI

>>83423215
That's not an argument.

>>83423218
I think you're right. They're all just going "YEAH CESAR IS ALPHA, THAT'S HOW YOU TEACH DISCIPLINE, YEAH ALPHA AS FUCK, PUNCH YOUR DOG!!!" because 4chan is all about being "alpha" (because sitting on a chinese cartoon internet forum is so alpha, rite guise?)

>Cesar is a fucking retard and doesn't "train" dogs. He breaks them, destroys their personality and forces obedience through fear instead if respect. If you want a happy outgoing dog whos fun to play with you don't use Ceser's methods. I hope he loses the use of that fucking hand.
Exactly.

>>83423256
1) You're a fucking idiot
2) Have you ever owned a dog or known anybody who did? Who used those methods? My bet is "no", because nobody uses those fucking methods. Apart from "Cesar", and why? BECAUSE IT MAKES GOOD TV.
3) DOGS ARE NOT FUCKING PREDATORS, THEY ARE DOMESTICATED ANIMALS YOU UTTER FUCKING IDIOT

>>83423305
>doesn't have an argument
Loving every laugh

Why can't Americans control their dogs? I have never seen such poorly behaved dogs over here, even breeds that Americans shit themselves at the sight of like pitbulls are just considered normal family pets and rarely hurt people here. Are you all really so pathetic that an animal that has been bred specifically for 40,000 years to serve us doesn't respect you?

>>83422466
eyeball them the fuck back and laugh in their face while holding up your phone screen and repeatedly stabbing the screen on the post that made you laugh to assert you are the room alpha. theyll fucking talk shit behind you as soon as you leave the room to fart if you dont, you know how nuroomers do

>>83420635
>cries about numale
>isn't a bitch

Get the fuck outta here, faggot.

>>83423533
>thinks that because an animal is domesticated, that somehow changes the natural instincts of the species altogether
No sir, you are a fucking retard. Kill yourself.

>>83423504
>the guy who knows better than a man with decades of experience training dogs
His "experience" is being an abusive cunt to dogs on TV. IT MAKES GOOD TV. It doesn't mean his methods are good, does it? They're fucking terrible and they will make your dog even more aggressive towards you.

>>83423218
>Cesar is a fucking retard and doesn't "train" dogs. He breaks them, destroys their personality and forces obedience through fear instead if respect.

i know right, what a monster. i mean just look at how tortured and distraught the poor dog is here >>83421554

>>83421322
mexicans have dense bones and feel less pain

>>83423533
those are arguments you just don't like them cause you can't refute them

>>83423504
ooh ooh im the dude who keeps pointing out the paid expert got bit by his subject of expertise and admitted on cable tv he had no idea what the fuck was going, add me to the screencap

>>83421554
Delete this before the retarded dog niggers throw a bitch fit.

>>83423570
ooh we got a big tough scary man over here boys

>>83420819
Just do what this retarded cop did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N55ATWcQ_0Q

>>83423600
Not him but that's exactly what domestication is. You're confusing "domesticate" with "tame". Dogs are very different to their wild counterparts on an instinctive level.

>>83423533
No ones arguing with you, because all your posts are laden with anecdotal information. Fuck off.

>>83423652
No, they aren't.

>>83423648
Every. Time.

>>83423600
YES IT DOES YOU FUCKING IDIOT. DOMESTICATED DOGS HAVE BEEN BRED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, ORIGINALLY FROM WOLVES. THEY WERE BRED FOR BEHAVIOURAL QUALITIES (obedience being one of the chief ones).

And most importantly - THEY'RE A DIFFERENT SPECIES FROM THE WOLVES (wild animals) THAT THEY ORIGINALLY DESCENDED FROM

You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about, do you?

>>83421127
>you just get the same answer every time "of he's not usually like that"

How to identify a shitty owner. Literally every one of them says that when their dog acts inappropriately

>>83419969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

>>83423632
what about the part where you point out how he rehabilitates the dog and that even professionals make mistakes sometimes but seeing as he has never made a mistake like this before or after the event then it's no big deal

>>83423692
lol, look at this faggot.

>>83423619
"You're dumb" isn't an argument, you fucking idiot.

>>83423659
>has no argument
Just like I thought, you fucking idiot.

>>83421144
Based pusy owner.

>>83423692
>getting this mad about dogs

Lol

>>83423722
>context isn't an argument
kys

>>83423716
>has no argument
Just like everybody else in this thread, it seems. Thanks for telling me I'm right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCHwpEf41z8

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>>83423735
most dog owners have sex with their dogs so theres a strong emotional bond there

>>83423754
>lol im going to ignore everything and act like no one has an argument lol
lol

>>83423716
>lol
hmmmm

>>83423722
There's nothing to argue, your whole argument is built on information that has no weight in the discussion.

>>83423682
ummm what

>>83423735
>not having an argument
Thanks for telling me I'm right :^)

>>83423752
>he thinks ad hominem is an argument
My sides are orbiting Jupiter right about now

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>live next to white trash family with aggressive dog when I was six
>they leave it outside to bark all day and night
>one day it jumps the extremely low fence and attacks me
>a few months later the owner dies of an overdose in some ghetto crackhouse
>his wife and children get thrown out on their ass
>the dog is the first thing to go, probably to a kill shelter, maybe out onto the streets to starve to death as a stray or get hit by a car
>mfw

Fuck dogs. Also fuck that guy and his family.

>>83423805
I'm not even arguing, I'm a spectating because you getting made at dogs.

>>83423805
lolololol

>>83423680
Yes they are. Dogs are incapable of living as wild packs because they no longer possess the instincts to survive like that. Over the tens of thousands of years dogs have been bred to cooperate with humans, at the expense of the dog's independence. Dogs are significantly worse at problem-solving than their wild counterparts, for example, if presented with a difficult problem a domestic dog will instinctively seek out a human to solve it for them. Not to mention all the other ways that dogs are in tune with humans on a base level, such as being able to comprehend human facial expressions and, perhaps most importantly, the ability to follow a human's gaze - Other animals are incredibly poor at this, including our closest relatives. Dogs are very different animals than their descendants/modern wild dogs. Domestication is more than just putting a leash on a wild animal, it is a fundamental change to the species as a whole over many generations accomplished by selective breeding.

>>83423766
>doesn't provide an argument
Holy fuck. It's quite funny just how fucking dense you are. No wait - it's REALLY funny. REALLY fucking funny.

>>83423786
How? Explain how so. Then you will have an argument, and we can have a discussion. See? That's how discussion works.

I could be wrong, sure. But we can't have a discussion unless someone gives some reasons why they think I'm wrong. Then we can talk about them.

>>83420819
do you not have hands you utter useless shit. when a dog bites me and pry its jaw open and hold it shut then place my knee on its side to pin it down.

Okay first of all you train a dog from day one. You don't wait till its fully grown to start training. Second of all when a puppy bites you you're supposed to make a yelping sound to teach that biting HURTS you, if it's an adult too late for that.

>>83423838
>>83423844
You two faggots should just fuck already.

>>83423822
>>83423828
>has no argument
Great job, fucking idiots

>>83423469
cringe

>>83423702
why would i need to bring that up, im not a paid expert who depends on reputation and hype to put food on my table, thats your job cesar. noticed you sunk to anonymous image boards now to promote yourself and can no longer speak to middle-income families in english about your system, i guess natgeo was your career peak and spic daytime tv is your new norm. showbusinesswhispering is indeed a doggy dog world

>>83423874
I have no argument because I'm not arguing anything.

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>>83423838
pretty sure strays form packs

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>>83423759

> when you think you can take a dog with a rake

>>83422314
>meaning they also have a higher degree of pain tolerance compared to you.
False

>>83423821

> when you are such a little bitch that you let one bad experience scar you for life

Ahahaha faggot

>>83423923
>False
True

>>83423905
dude with the rake clearly could have given them a strong smack

>>83423844
>How? Explain how so
I literally already did.

>>83423875
>cringe
damn you sure proved your not a faggot with this one word post kek

There are a bunch of missed opportunities for abortion in this thread.
>>83423692
This crybaby faggot is one of them.

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>>83422820
>clenching power
>jack hammer

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Radical

>>83423901
Strays don't have a very high survival rate, they starve to death very frequently. They don't even live in the wild, they live in human cities and those that do survive often survive, at least indirectly (and sometimes directly), thanks to humans. Be it from people's trash, people who purposefully feed them, or whatever. If you dumped a pack of domestic dogs onto the savanna they would all be dead within a month, both from starvation and hunting by predators.

>>83423039
>Have any of you ever actually owned a dog? Admittedly I haven't - BUT

>>83423957
Pain tolerance is an individual trait and has nothing to do with bone density

>>83423988
But, he's right.

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>>83421779
>>83421573
makes sense
>at a festival
>see dog
>it approaches me
>crouch and say "aww hes so cute can I pet him"
>hand reaches down and slaps mine HARD
>look up
>"Don't touch my dog maaaan"
>it looks actually just like dude in vid
>hippie
>glasses
>long hair
>skinny as fuck, like deadly skinny
>stand up ready to fucking kill this guy
>guy then back up explains its his support dog and I distracted him
>tell him he shouldn't have hit me it was unnecessary
really felt like fucking him up but he honestly looked like he had fucking aids so i just walked away because it would just appear like i was just beating some old man. Probably what happened in vid. Guy wants to play with dog, owner slaps his hand and is like "get away from my dawg maaan"

>>83424049
I never noticed this out of all the times this webm has been posted but he actually gets up onto the top of the dogs cage. He completely had it coming,

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Perhaps uhh, you shouldn't let nu-males raise animals that are too big to fit in a purse then?

Just an idea

>>83424137
>going around touching other people's property
you deserved to be slapped and more, mind your own stuff, faggot

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>>83424079
>those that do survive often survive

>>83424100
Is that why black boxers can shrug of blows better than white ones?

Its because niggers literally have denser bones than non niggers.

>>83424137
>"aww hes so cute can I pet him"

what a gay boy

have some self restraint and dont go up to strangers' pets trying to get in their face and pet them. you ask them first, wait for the answer, and then act. thats like rule 101. you dont ask them and then try to pet the thing before they respond

and yeah im sure you totally would have beat him up bro

>>83424200
>mind your own stuff
it's a living being. fucking owner couldn't keep it by its side so he resorts to physically assaulting someone? Yeah try putting your hands on someone for some petty shit irl you will get your ass kicked.

>>83424137
You sound like an idiot

>>83424204
It's not my first language, sorry.
"those that survive often only do so thanks to humans, whether it be direct or indirect (ex: trash, people feeding them, etc)"

>>83424260
>>83424244
THE FUCKING DOG APPROACHED ME AND I DID ASK TO PET HIM

>>83424260
fuck you faggot

>>83421322
it's cause ceasar had cast stone skin prior to the filming of this webm.

>>83424280
and then you tried to pet the dog before waiting for the owner's answer

good job

>>83424244
>and yeah im sure you totally would have beat him up bro

the guy had the body of that emo skeleton girl so it wouldn't be such a feat

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>>83424227

Unless your job requires it you shouldn't own a dog.
Guns are for defense, not pets. If you need the """"company"""" you are just mentally ill weak nu-male.

>>83424280
>going to festivals
yeah, you're an idiot

>>83421322
it's a prosthetic hand, cesar totally knew what was coming, he and holly set it up

>>83424324
No really, african blacks have denser bones than us its why black people punchs can really fucking hurt even when they are weak as shit.

>>83423838
Literally this. Finally somebody who understands a shred of biology.

>>83423865
Is that supposed to be an argument? Because it isn't one.

>>83423900
And that's why you're wrong.

>>83423901
Not the guy you're responding to but the point still stands that domestic dogs are a different species from other types of wild dog (dingoes, wolves, etc.)

So stray domestic dogs (canis lupus familiaris) differ in behaviour. Genetically. Because they've been bred over thousands of years for certain types of behaviour.

Stray domestic dogs often keep themselves to cities, towns, villages - places of human settlement, and they live off scraps and junk, stuff like that. Because it is safer in a city than out in the wild, where *true* wild dogs live (like dingoes).

>>83423980
>your information has no weight
Yeah that's not an argument. Do I really have to explain how to argue to you? You realise that arguments require REASONS, right? Jesus you really are a dense fuck aren't you?

>>83423988
>doesn't have an argument
I guess you're too stupid to make one, fair enough

>>83424329
>hurrr going to social events is stupid
t. neckbeard

>>83424370
>shitty music festivals are the only form of social gathering
kys

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>>83424091
>doesn't read the rest of the post
>doesn't have an argument

>>83424315
>something super minor really not a big deal at all
>calls for assaulting
and what if a child pet your dog? would you just kick the kid in the face?

>>83424328
>yfw i break into your home while you're not in
too bad your guns aren't sentient and can't defend your home when you're not there, wouldn't it be good if there was something like that - dare i say, a dog?

>>83424366
Give it up already. You're dumb and everyone knows it.

>>83424402
Have you actually taken the the time to read that post? Admittedly I haven't - BUT you cant possibly believe I would take his advice on how to train a dog.

>>83424137
>guy doesn't let you pet his dog
>you wan't to physically harm him because of this
wew lad

>>83424401
Wow you sound fun at part-
you don't get invited to any do you?

>>83424411
the dog might have rabies and might try to bite anyone that tries to pet it, which the owner would be able to tell you before you go touching things

>>83424428
>what is an alarm
inb4 it can be disabled, a dog can be disabled even more easily

>>83424411
No but if a shitty parent lets their child walk up to strange dogs then I will let them know that they are shitty parents, and that the next time their child walks up to a dog it may not be as friendly as mine.

>>83424280
>>83424280
did you ask the guy what type of support dog it was? Willing to bet it was for emotional trauma or some other thing that really doesn't necessitate having a service dog

>>83424463
>relying on the state to come save your home for you

>>83424446
>goes to festivals
>gets bit by dogs
>bullied by hippies
>tries to act cool on 4chan
wew lad

>>83424370
>i socialize with a bunch of lowlifes and losers
>which makes me cool

>>83424445
>assault person
>there certainly shouldn't be any consequences for this
>>83424451
>not getting your dogs vaccinated
its mandatory, idiot
>>83424464
>strange dogs
holy shit have you ever been fucking outside?
>>83424490
He said he used to do a lot of drugs and now is a schizo
>>83424505
>>83424515
>i hate people who socialize
holy fuck i get it, you never go outside. i dont care. i bet you hate people who work out too

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>>83424137
>really felt like fucking him up but he honestly looked like he had fucking aids so i just walked away because it would just appear like i was just beating some old man
Yeah, that's definitely why. It has noting to do with how you're too fucking beta to confront a hippy.

>>83424352
I'm aware that blacks tend to have denser bones...it isn't what defines one's level of pain tolerance.
Psychology, neurology, hormones, stress levels, etc all factor in

>>83424435
>>83424442
If either of you want to provide an argument then go ahead, but it seems you don't have one. Perhaps you're too stupid to make one. Fair enough.

>>83424505
>>83424515
>doesn't go to festivals
Lol, enjoy being losers

>>83424049
>that stiff arm
did he die? neck snapped?

>>83424568
>i bet you hate people who work out too
Maybe if you worked out, you wouldn't be such a fucking pussy who gets pushed around by hippies at festivals.

>>83424568
>holy shit have you ever been fucking outside?
Plenty of idiots take their poorly socialised/unfriendly dogs outside, that's why you don't walk up to random dogs and try to pet them. You're just asking to get bitten.

>>83424568
>>i hate people who socialize
the drugs and talking to other retarded people really did a number on your reading comprehension
when did i ever say i hate people who socialize?
when did i ever imply that?
all i said is that you are a loser who hangs out with other lowlife losers and you all think it makes you cool to stand around on drugs listening to music you can only truly enjoy if your on drugs

>>83424568
I really feel like fucking you up right now but honestly you're too autistic so I'm just going to walk away or else it will just appear like I'm beating up some retard

Why are so many people species traitors these days? You can beat someone to a pulp if they take a swing at you no problem but don't you dare discipline a dog that if left unchecked could rip some kid's throat out some day. Pain is a universal punishment everything can understand, it doesn't need to be a lot of pain, just enough for them not to want it to happen again.

>>83424661
>everyone outside my basement is a LOWLIFE
you're a virgin aren't you.

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>>83424428
>>83424463
What's the response time of police, again?