How come Mike doesn't have any children?

>>83419810
Why would you want children before you're like 50? I want to be free to spend my money on myself and be irresponsible

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who cares

>>83419838
>Why would you want children before you're like 50

So that you don't have autismo kids?

>>83419882
That post was clearly satirical you moron.

>>83419882
Well in 25 years hopefully they'll be able to test for that during pregnancy. I feel bad for friends who knocked up chicks they don't want to be with and end up fast food managers/high school teachers with kids they resent. Fuck that shit I just got back from a festival where I ran around on mushrooms all day and banged a cute pixie hippy. Id rather keep that going as long as possible tbqh

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>>83420061
Fuck off normalfag. Now.

>>83420061
normie get out

>>83419810
he's a drunk manchild?

>>83420284
I thought drunks fuck up birth control and end up with accidental children by age 28.

>>83419810
How do you know he doesn't? You literally know nothing about his personal life.

>>83419810

>Youtube AU

Who'd a thought the RLM spammer was a fucking Boog?

>>83420309
no they fuck up relationships and she aborts knowing it's a waste of her eggs and time.

>>83419810
holy shit he was so not fat back then

>>83419810
What's the point?
Global warming and computerization of the work force means there won't be a place for most children in the future. You're pretty much setting up your kids to fail.

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He's tragically lost every single one.

>>83419810
Because Jay is not capable of pregnancy

>>83419810
he's got a big dong

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>>83419810
Because his heart was torn out of his body.

>>83419810
He does.
The real question is why don't you OP?