ITT: Summer flicks that were just a little bit FUN

Raunch me brotendo

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can i get a quick rundown of this new meme?

>>83419462
Sup mellow mike

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>>83419504
>critics hated it
>they couldn't handle a raunchy summer romp
>fans loved it
>multiple reports of piss explosions from so much laughter

Baywatch is primed to win the Oscar for 2017's Most Fun Film

>>83419504
>Rotgschilds bow to the Rock
>The Rock owns castles all over Cali
> The rock rules Hollywood with a refactor iron but fair fist
>Owns patents to the concept of Raunchiness worldwide
>IQ off the register
> aliens
>Yada yada Tara you know the rest

>>83419504
quick rundown on The Rock & Efron
-Fans bow to The Rock
-In contact with fans
-Possess litty-like abilities
-Control bladders with a raunchy but hilarious fist
-Own 99% of bladder editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be The Rock babies
-both Efron and the Rock said to have huge bladders, such capacity on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of raunchy and fan-focused summer fun with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Rockdabots inside your bladder right now
-The Rock and Efron are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Rock's bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent litty in under a week
-Nation states entrust their fun reserves with them. There's no piss in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Rock
-They are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all bladders throughout time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're raunchy and litty beings.

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Outta my way critic fucking shits

Who/what is that between the Rock and the colored chick?

>>83419425
Post Alexandra Daddario pics

Who here getting their #litty raunch on?

>>83419612
Kek

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>>83419612
>There's no piss in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Rock

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>>83419504
You can't handle a quick run down

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>>83419612
>You likely have Rockdabots inside your bladder right now

>>83419612
is this kino?

>>83420639
no, its BAYWATCH

Blumpf

>>83419425
>Dwayne is supremely pro-US

>Dwayne is a level 10 powerhouse of sex, charm and destruction

It's no wonder all your typical critics are "nyeeh"-ing at the movie while making gay little cat hiss sounds.

>>83419425
The Rock is turning into Adam Sandler...

Post Daddario!

>>83422000
post-daddario

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>>83419612
>-Control bladders with a raunchy but hilarious fist

>>83419462
>>83419567
you're watching PISS UP