Thor Ragnarok

>>83413197
she has a plot device that will tie into the sequels

Mjolnir will be back in INFINITY WAR already confirmed

>OP makes up a bunch of stupid shit he cribbed from wiki
>tries to pass it off as facts
>forgets a ton of key details
>sucks nigger dick

That about cover it?

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>>83413197

>>83413579
blackwashing...er.. dirtying

That's a big nose.

muh dick

>>83413197
the preview made it look like they were going for a guardians of the galaxy vibe

she's so perfect

>>83413197
>>Somehow neither Odin or Thor that are basically gods can use its full potential
Hm?

>>83413854
U U
U U

>>83413854
That's why I thought it was my Jewish goddess Allison Brie.

>>83413579
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ VAL-KY-REES N SHIET?

Mjolnir was a gift to the gods created by the dwarves

>>83413854
But it works with her face.

When is /tv/ going to stop caring so much about every physical deatil of every actress? It's not like you could even get an average looking girl to have sex with you.

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>>83414401
What Would Wagner Think?

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Who would you cast as Valkyrie? I'd go with pic related.

>>83414970
He'd have a fucking heart attack over this retarded bullshit

>>83414970
Parsifal > His Ring Saga

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>>83413197
why is she so incredible hot in this movie?

has she ever been this sexually attractive?

>>83414970
It's a mercy he's not alive to see the world after the good guys lost

>>83415294
But Wagner wasn't racist or anti-semitic

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>>83415094
Christ, how is she 40?!

>>83415134
Make-up. Never trust a woman.

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>>83415407
superior nordic genes

>>83415501
She is slavic though.

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>>83415501
Slavic, you mean.

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>>83415407
giv vikings gf

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P-PLEASE GIVE US OSCAR WE TOO CAN DO NICE COSTUMES P-PLEAAAAASE

>>83415561
Slavs were heavily "pollinated" with Nordic genes during the viking age, especially Ukraine.

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daily reminder: if you don't want lagertha to publicly castrate you with a dull knife, then you don't know SHIT about television or film

>>83415998
Was this seriously on the history channel?

>>83413197
Odin and Hela are on the same level. Either one of them can fuck around with the hammer like it's a toy. It's not complicated. It has a spell on it made by Odin so if your magic is as powerful or more than you can destroy it.

Welcome to the next level of power levels. These guys are called Skyfather level whereas Thor/Hulk//Vision etc. are Herald level.

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>>83415998
based castrationposter

Is she mommy tier?

>>83416482
Obviously

>>83413281
she can plot my device anytime if you catch my drift.