Texas Hold 'em tournament. Who wins?

the two jews

rdj & spoke

>>83406054
If this is a tournament to decide who is most autist, it is you, kiddo

>>83406054
Tony G

Spock with his natural poker face and ability to calculate pot odds to make the best possible decisions.

Spock dude, hands down. He's a walking calculator and he displays no emotions whatsoever.

>>83406117
>>83406437
Sherlock Holmes hands down with his natural poker face. Also, he can calculate various factors of poker while fracking your mum with his troll face, all at the same time.

>>83406054
Does Batman get prep time?

>>83406054
Sherlock holmes, easy.

Pesci literally rob these igers with a gun../thread

>>83407366
There have been many, many Spock vs Sherlock Holmes discussions, stories, and fan fictions over the years. The overwhelming consensus is that Sherlock Holmes' power level is not as high as an average Vulcan. It's close, but Spock has better control over his emotions and would win out in a battle of wits

>>83407366
Sorry no Sheldon would clearly be the intellectual superior my friend

>>83407480
Yeah but isn't part of Poker about being able to read people?

Where the fuck is James Bond?

>>83406054
shellder easily

>>83407420
Asking the real questions. Batman with prep time, Spock without.

>>83407540
Not really. More about odds. Otherwise online poker wouldn't be such a huge thing.

>>83406054
Considering House is the only one there I remember actually playing hold'em I'd say him.

>>83407366
>>83407469
Ah but which one?
Cumberbatch is the most obvious, sure, but RDJ also played him, and House is pretty much Sherlock but with medicine.

>>83407683
The cumberbatch sherlock is retardedly overpowered.

>>83407540
Poker is literally just a math game, nothing else matters. It's why watching World Series of Poker isn't fun anymore, Asians and human calculators have meta gamed the absolute fuck out of it and sucked any last ounce of joy you could possibly obtain from watching poker from it