ITT premises that aren't realistic in 2017 >40 days

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>>83403016
tfw more than 21 years without sex

>>83403241
>>83403016
He also didn't fap.

>>83403016
40 days?????????????? that's impossible omg!

>>83403016
>>83403663
For what reason? Did he join a cult or something?

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>>83403241
>tfw more than 26, also touchless virgin

>>83403663
I would stop masturbating but this semen shit floods my bed after a few days.

>>83403896
nofap challenge

>>83403935
Fu k man? 26? Could you tell me why? Are you looking for love first?

You people conveniently forget that the premise includes not jacking it for 40 days

I have never had a girlfriend or had sex and I'm 21 years old.
I'm 6'2" white and weigh 160 lbs. I'm convinced that my face is so ugly that I'll never find love or have a girlfriend at this point. Probably going to kill myself eventually.

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>post yfw you have to be white to know what more than 1 week without sex is like

>>83405305
Wait what ? Are Whites really that cucked in their own countries that they can't even get laid with their own women?

>>83404106
Shut the fuck up, normo.

>>83403016
Muh, the last few weeks if pregnancy plus the weeks after seem like 40 days total. I don't know why people would make a movie about something that even healthy relationships go through.

>>83405529
Blowjobs, hand jobs and titjobs are perfectly fine those weeks.

>>83405286
Ohboy, then just you wait till you're 23. The frustration is so pent up that it physically hurts.

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>>83403241
>>83403935
>>83405286
>>83406144
Do you guys ever make any effort? Ask people out, flirt with women, use dating sites or hookup apps? I want to know if this is a matter of social retardation, fear of rejection/intimacy, bad luck or just you giving up completely.

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>>83406565
Fear of rejection and shyness.

I wanna work on it but going right into the lions den sounds like it would do more harm than good. Maybe if I was more confident in my apperance I could use something like tinder.

Would it be weird to use tinder for your first?

>>83406565
>>83406565
>social retardation, fear of rejection/intimacy

These two

>>83406565
>social retardation, fear of rejection/intimacy, bad luck or just you giving up completely
Probably all of these, but definitely the latter.

>>83406565
>add girls from /soc/ all the time
>can flirt and talk with them comfortably on microphone
>helps that I'm generally seen as cute too
>can't do anything with them because they're in a different country
>can't get anything where I am because I'm a NEET
>as bad as things get I'm never going to pay for sex

I also watch far too much porn, all it does is make me crave it more. Sucks man.

If I had some semblance of my life on track I completely understand how it's so easy to seduce women.

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>>83406697
>tinder for your first
This is the only thing stopping me from using it. At 21 I was a socially retarded wreck, but I finally started to open up and made actual friends through work. Now I'm 22, much more confident and capable with women, and at a sexual maturity where I feel comfortable using Tinder, but I don't want it to be my first. Of course, the alternative is dating a coworker, and I've almost reached a point where I'm willing to disregard my aversion to that.

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>>83404106
>Fu k man? 26? Could you tell me why? Are you looking for love first?
Just never met any girl that would show any interest in me.

>>83406565
>Do you guys ever make any effort? Ask people out, flirt with women, use dating sites or hookup apps?
I tried but didn't met any girl there who was interested in any way.

>I want to know if this is a matter of social retardation, fear of rejection/intimacy, bad luck or just you giving up completely.
I'm just not made for relationships, so yea I guess I'm a social retard as well, have no will to involve myself anywhere and be part of a community or something.

>>83403663
neither have i

>>83403016

>tfw i'm in a relationship for over three years now and i haven't had sex in 40 days

it's my own fault. it's like literally impossible to remain attracted to the same person for so long imo

>>83407249

You don't necessarily have to go for the dirtiest whore possible on Tinder. Just find a nice-looking chick who is fun to talk to and bone her. Don't overthink it.

>>83406697

it would probably be ideal actually (as long as you didn't tell the girl). just get it over with and then you'd see it's not a big deal. and if you blow your load in five seconds, well it's a tinder date, you never have to see them again

>>83405492
Opposite, white guys cuck everyone where I live

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>>83407925
I also tried asking out a few girls but they didn't seem very happy about it.

Like one gave me her number but never bothered to reply to my messages.
or some other one I wanted to ask out but then she suddenly started talking about her boyfriend.

Or they make it clear they're in long term relationships so I don't even bother doing a move.

Now at 27 the dating pool is also full of single mothers.

I guess thats all the reasons why I gave up and will settle for the Exit bag in the coming months.

I'm 38 and I'm a kissless dateless handholdless hugless prom-nightless permavirgin and a workaholic.

Get on my level.

>>83403016
>gf lives 1000 miles away
>can't see her until July

Living it right now actually

>>83408767
Similar position anon, got so close to cheating purely because I was so horny. Didn't go through with it though.

>>83408628

I realized im gay at 30

I dont want to be a faget so i will reach your level and beyond until Lich-mode, that is dying a virgin

>>83408835
I'd never cheat, I am beating my dick like it owes me money though

>>83408854
Why dont you want to fug guys?

>>83406565
do you want to end up in a terrible relationship and you want to kill yourself? Have you seen how fat the average american woman has become?

>>83408422
>Tfw I got married when I was 28 and took my wife's virginity on our wedding night.

Go to church, work out, eat right, stop jerking it to porn.

>>83407249
>>83406697
>>83408197

Tender is for degerate filth. Premarital sex? Pathetic.

>>83403016
Hollywood just makes the weirdest films. I mean 40 days? Come on, everybody would go mad in 10 days at the latest. You have to be sone kind of Zen Buddhist monk with insane training in not getting laid to make it that far

>>83403016
>mc gets raped by psycho ex
>love interest immediately blames mc afterward because reasons
I would say it's more relevant than ever.

>>83408835
She's probably doing the same though.

>>83408263
Where do you live? 18th century Haiti?

>>83408835
she's probably cheating on you right now

>>83403016
>women watch this
>women think it's realistic
>women can't go 40 days without ramming a smelly cock inside their HPV riddled snizz
ah, i love society

>>83406565
I had a few teenage relationships, then a longer one that lasted for almost 3 years. Broke up at 22. Haven't even tried to approach other women since then. Soon it will be 6 years since I last had sex.

I don't really even think about it unless a thread like this pops up. I never get an urge to do anything about it, I really don't want to change. Though I would like to cuddle occasionally.

>>83409802
>>83410008
She's absolutely obsessed with me and gets visibly angry if I mention the name of another girl. I trust her, plus I have friends who live near her and would tell me if she had done anything.

>>83408197
>implying anyone on tinder isn't a dirty whore

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>>83409674
>Go to church
nobody goes to church where I live, also church woman are usually whores here anyway.

>work out, eat right
already do this for years now

>stop jerking it to porn.
but I want to see naked woman too and I have urges.

>>83409614

i find guys disgusting

its just the act that turns me on

>>83410760
Do you really believe in that stupid MGTOW meme that say all women are whore's even the religious?

2 of my wife's best friends are virgins. I trust my wife on this. They are 6 to 7 out of 10 and nether of the them are from fat. They are both in there late 20s.

Jerking off to porn fucks up your understanding of what sex really is. It gives people weird fucked up expectations.

It also destroys motivation. Ever notice you feel shity after squeezing one off?

>>83410345
Shes already done it anon. Dont be a fool. All woman cheat

>>83411445
people on 4chan are bitter, people who believe you will already hold the same views, and you won't convince people who don't.

>>83411445
>Ever notice you feel shity after squeezing one off?
No I don't because I'm not some religious nutjob who got the evils of pleasure drilled into his head as a kid. I feel relaxed and ready to go to sleep after I rub one off.

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>>83411445
>Do you really believe in that stupid MGTOW meme that say all women are whore's even the religious?
no but from experience I say it.
they all go party hard in their youth and then settle for some dude or not, depends on the woman. even the ones who go to church.

>Ever notice you feel shity after squeezing one off?
I always feel relaxed and better afterwards.

>>83405503
>muh robot safespace!

I'm married and have had about 20 sexual partners. 6 relationships. I've also been on this site longer than you.

You're a biological mistake if you're a male virgin past 18. Your youth, the universally best and most significant part of your life, has passed you by without experiencing sex, which is tantamount to walking through a forest without seeing a tree. Great fucking job. You will never be a complete person even if you lose it now. You will forever be a bumbling child in an adult world. I'd call you a faggot but that would imply a sexual life. Have a nice day, deviant.

>>83411644
>Your youth, the universally best and most significant part of your life
I don't think that anon is female

>>83411644
Have to agree with this here anon: >>83411734. Best time for a guy if you time everything in your life right whizzes by at your mid 20s to mid 30s, where your career should be flourishing and you should've fixed your shit and become a better person.

>>83411644
>You will never be a complete person even if you lose it now.
saying this as 27yo virgin I think you're right with that. so is there only suicide left for people like us?

>>83411445
>Ever notice you feel shity after squeezing one off?

t. lowtest beta

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>>83411885
you can lift weights

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28 on way to Wizard

Lackluster penis, depressed, now fat, libido decreasing rapidly. I really do think it's too late at this point

>>83412035
I do but it didn't change shit in all those years.

>>83411492
>>>/r9k/

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>>83412100
No amount of iron will ever bring you a girlfriend

>>83412353
and no girlfriend will ever bring you happiness or wealth. Most guys who had gfs at 15 are terminal betas in their twenties, and guys with uni gfs drop out more often than single students.

>>83412449
literally who cares about wealth though? all I need to be happy is the gym, the library and the kino theatre and a gf

>>83411644
>Having premarital sex.

I bet your wife fantasizes about her past partners.

I'm married too, but I'm not stupid enough to buy used goods.

If didn't break her Hymen, you did it wrong. Have fun at n 10years retard, you will wish you were dead.

>>83411644
You're right about some of the things you said but everything about this post just screams insecurity and living your life based on how it looks and what other people will think about you.

>>83403016
>9 months inside a womans vaginor
>not equal to 275 days
>not equivalent to going 40 days and nights without sex

look how retarted you are right now

>>83403016
as if Tinder will get you laid

>>83403896
nope, he was catholic from the beginning, I guess