AMA #Baywatch

why does your handwriting look like someone using mspaint with a mouse?

>>83402011
How does it feel to know your RAUNCHY COMEDY is going to get blown the fuck out by Wonder Woman, and articles will spin this as feminism trumping toxic masculinity & sexism?

>>83402011
the sun doesn't look like its in the correct position for your location, Dwayne.

What was your favorite scene to shoot??

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That old eyebrow raise is cringe as fuck.

>>83402011
Hey Dwayne, BIG FAN here! First off congratz for the success of Baywatch (or should I say baewatch ;D). Alright my man but my question is: What's the fan reception been like?
#Baywatch
-Tim "Rock Bottom" Langley

>>83402011
Merica don't write dates like that.

is it fun giving people's elbow to under taker dead man?

-tony "rocks friend" thompson

>>83402011
nigga it's 4 15 am where you live go to sleep NIGGER

>>83402070
yeah bro the people's eyebow is so le cringe ha le cringe aaaaah I cringed cringe I'm a 90s kid and everything makes me CRINGE

>31.05.2017

I pray this is up when i wake up.

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He knows what he's doing

hey rock long time fan, what brand of diaper would you recommend for my 9pm screening of baywatch?

#litty

Roman Reigns is terrible

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yo rock its me the rock ask me anything bro

>>83402011
Hey Rock, I have a question. Why did you decide to photoshop your own timestamp? Very original I must say

>>83402119
Go to bed Dwayne, you're drunk.

>>83402119
touched a nerve Dwayne?

>>83402190
Am I gay?

>>83402229
shit rock i dont know.... i mean you do patrick bateman the fuck out of yoself when you fuck the old lady dont thnik i dont notice..............which i do...........because youre fucking hot

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>>83402216
>>83402220
why do you cringe at the drop of a hat? what's up with that?

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Explain yourself, OP. Why are you lying on the internet?

>>83402250
Thanks bro, keep it litty

>>83402261
That's the people's eyebrow nigga

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>>83402261
>what's up with that?
>what's up with that?

>>83402306
The fact that there is a name for that shit makes it even more cringe-worthy. Sad!

>>83402337
everybody get a load of this jabroni

>>83402011
Do you smell what Daddario is cooking?
ha

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Could this posse have saved your movie?

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>>83402070

Dont ask me how, but somehow I don't think it's the Rock, guys.

>>83402362
He can't smell it senpai, too far from the kitchen...

>>83402050
>How does it feel to know your RAUNCHY COMEDY is going to get blown the fuck out by Wonder Woman

DUDE i dont know if you have seen my movie or if you're a fan or not. But i can tell you this, The Baywatch fans are gonna have a MUCH more FUN time then the DC cucks.
Also our worldwide rollout is happening so Wonder Woman is about to get ROCKED

>>83402275
>WAAAAH 4CHAN IS MEANT TO BE EDGY AND SERIOUS !!! STOP HAVING FUN. I NEED MORE EDGY SCREENCAPS FOR MY SHITTY SUBREDDITS!!

>>83402056
What do you know about the beach life?

>>83402513
cringe

>>83402011
Hi Dwayne, why do you keep accepting roles in shitty movies?
Saw your abortion of a film, can confirm was not litty, was homo af

>>83402011
Mr. The Rock, have you ever heard the story of Darth Plagueis, the Wise?

>>83402571
Maybe you just can't appreciate RAUNCHY FUN

>>83402571
Kayfabe on the rock taking the people's cock on the down-low jabroni.

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My teenage niece told me she wants to go see Baywatch and I just assumed it was because of Zac Efron. But then she laughed at how super-gay "the dudes on the poster" looked. Now I'm really confused as to why she'd want to see it. I thought it was banking entirely on teenage girls going to see it because of him being shirtless.

>>83402512
>The Rock talking shit about DC when he agreed to take their money for the role of Black Adam
you suck at this

>>83402673
There is nothing funnier than a pair of faggots pretending to be really hetero, it's like men in drag with even less self-awareness

>>83402673
>My teenage niece
>laughed at how super-gay "the dudes on the poster" looked
This made me laugh for some reason

>OP starts interesting thread with potential
>Replies twice in half an hour
>The replies aren't funny at all
Will OP ever not be a gigantic faggot /tv/?

>>83402011
If you lowered that eyebrow, would it kill you?

>>83402673
She heard about the full frontal male nudity

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P. litty thread my dudes.

How RAUNCHY is your litty comedy?

>>83402513
the irony of this post

>>83402888
Wasted potential, hopefuly someone tries again with this premise

'litty

>>83402815
It would be very painful

>>83403472
I don't see you doing any better, garbage boy.

Why haven't you made a movie as good as Welcome To The Jungle?

>>83403812

Sadly I have a deficit in fun and games.

>>83404020
Are you and Kevin Hart gay?

Holy shit :O
Huge fan
What are your fondest memories in WWE?
Besides being the People's Champion XD

>31.05.2017 instead of 05/31/2017

2/10, Uropoor.