Baywatch Drowned at the Box Office

>>83396694
When was the last time the Rock was in an actually good movie? Has ever been in a good movie?

>>83396694
I've been looking for a raunchy movie me and my friends can get #litty with. Thanks for reminding me.

Some of the greatest movies in history were box office flops

Stay #litty baybros

>>83396803
) years (The other Guys)

>>83396860
that's right and this isn't resonating with the DISCONNECTED critics the FANS are LUVIN this fun 'lil sexy 'lil raunchy slippy summer beach movie

stay litty guys mahalo

Why are critics so mean to this movie? Plenty of shit is failing at the box office these days, so why single out this raunchy r-rated comedy?

>>83396803
Pain & Gain

Baywatch posting is pretty great so far

>>83396897
The critics are always hard on TV to movie adaptations, even the successful ones. It is their most hated type of film.

>>83396803
The Scorpion Kino.

>>83396897
Critics just don't get it, brotha. This was for the FANS

>>83396694
This feels like one of those times where the critics all picked one innocuous movie to completely flip their shit over all at once to pretend they have integrity. Same thing happened to Adam Sandler. I sincerely thought that the trailer for this looked funny. I find it hard to believe that the same people who almost universally praised Sausage Party found this offensively stupid.

>>83396897
It's an easy way to connect with the masses. It flopped because it ignored why people liked the original (bouncing breasts) in favor of super formulaic post-millennial "comedy."

>>83396694
baywatch
no tits
only cock

>welp

>>83396937
This!

>>83396694
Great time to watch a raunchy summer movie ill have to check it out

>>83396694
>Why 'Baywatch' Drowned at the Box Office

it drowned because of the sheer amount of PISS coming out of every ORIFICE in the theaters bro, RAUNCHY SUMMER FUN my dude

>>83396803
Hahaha I personally like all of the movies Dwayne The Rock Johnson stars in!
>>83396810
No problems bro!
>>83396897
It's just cos there's this HUGE gaping disconnect between the critics and the people. Critics just don't understand how to have fun or what the people want. Besides, FANS are LOVING it!
>>83397177
But dude isn't cock what you wanted to see? You closet homo. If I could post emojis on this Thai forum I'd give you the one-finger salute hahaha (but seriously fuck off)
>>83397680
Please do brother! You'll piss yourself with laughter!
>>83396966
Exactly my man!
>>83398151
Hahaha good one go fucking watch my movie right now

>>83398283
Fuck off pebble

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>>83398366

>>83398283
D-dwayne?

#pissjets

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>>83398283
>vin diesel will always be more talented compared to the sediment
>pitch black will always be a better movie than the lower mantle's entire body of work

feels absolutely hilarious

>>83398416
No way man, I'm just a FAN and LOVIN Dwayne The Rock Johnson's new role in that RAUNCHY R-rated Summer comedy!

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>>83398538
>the sediment

Is he behind all of this?

>>83398283
Fuck off Shatner. Don't kick a man when he's down.

Why would you say the movie drowned at the box office when it's about lifeguards? Doesn't that seem a bit insensitive?

If a movie about a boy fighting cancer bombed you wouldn't say it's in stage 4 lung cancer at the box office. Or if it's about chrones, the movie is bleeding out it's sad in the box office.

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>>83396694

>Dwayne Johnson

He was supposed to be the next Ahnold of action movies but he simple doesn't have the charisma that Schwarzenegger had.

>>83396694
movie is litty as fuck. all the haters should sit down with me in person and see what happens ;D

>>83398611
>"This movie needs some chemotherapy."

>Combined star power of Dwayne Johnson and Zac Effron


So... none? Dwayne Johnson mostly only stars in B movies and I don't even fucking know who Zac Effron is.

He should return to wrestling where his "acting" is praised by manchildren.

There's a thing called word of mouth, jack. After the first wave of positive fan response, crowds will swarm the theaters for this R-rated raunchy comedy hit.

>>83398989
>I don't even fucking know who Zac Effron is

Its time for bed, grandpa

>>83396694

Where the fuck does "litty" come from and what does it mean?

>>83396694
>baywatch
>Does not show daddarios tits
It was doomed to fail desu

>>83396803
unironically fate of the furious

>>83398611
>>83398963

>LeukemiaBoy proves Cancer is contagious and we're all infected

>>83399074
I would like to know that too

>>83398283
I've never even met you and I already hate you

>>83399150

The movie is #littykitty

>>83396694
>shitty nostalgia cash in flops

Thank you based god. Can we start to move past nostalgia and shitty remakes now?

>>83398283
kill yourself

>>83398538
pitch black is great but it's also the only good movie vin diesel has ever made.

>>83399181
t. critic

With the shitty ironic viral marketing on here I kinda assumed this was a Sony movie

But I guess it's just a bored troll

>have an assortment of hot women
>put them in the ugliest swimsuits imaginable
>not one bare titty in sight
>but they got dongs a plenty

Maybe don't let faggots make films catered to straight men next time.

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>dwaynetty

>>83396694

They should have made with all white people and hotter girls

what are some other raunchycore movies?

>>83399294
For fuck's sake, they didn't put too many dongs in the movie. Three small dongs, that's all they put.

>>83399294
Is this true? They don't even make use of Daddario, but have Efron giving gay handjobs?

It's out?

>>83396803

Moana was kino.

>>83399490

Not Another Teen Movie

Someone pls tell me where does this bro speak with random all caps words about raunchy humor and pissing meme comes from.

>>83399614

The Rocks twitter

>>83396694
critic fucking shits

>>83399534
How many cans you put in there?

>>83396694
>why 'Baywatch' Drowned at the Box Office
People were pissing themselves so hard they flooded the theatre.