>There's no such thing as a perfect comed-

>>83395968
fuck off Dwayne

>>83395968

>that guy fell over

HAHAHAAHAHAH

is this a new movie that is out now or something? what is the name of it??? i would love to know if it is so i could go see it!!

what a raunchy ass thread

>>83395968

>shoes

I'm still salty

>>83395968
Lemme guess. The awkward pudgy guy ends up hooking up with the hot chick and it turns out he actually has a massive penis.

>>83395968
>show known for gorgeous bleach blonde bimbos
>new cast of girls is a literal demon, some anorexic tit-less spic and a mediocre BangBros-tier model

No wonder this garbage is bombing

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>There's no such thing as a perfect R-rated romp #litty summer comed–

>>83396247
Yep.

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>>83396247
>hot chick
>implying

They all look like gutter sluts.

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Who /litty/ here?

>>83396247
don't even get me started on the twerking competition scene

>>83396247
Ever considered a career in screenwriting?

wtf????? I just lost control of my bladder when i clicked on this thread!!

>>83396247
Somebody call Noseberg Sheckelstein get this man a job!

>>83395968
is mammario naked in this?

>>83395968
>daddario's pelvis is lower to the ground despite being taller than the girl to her left
DROPPED

Although this movie was average, I did like the one line where one of the henchmen was talking up the other about how he is the silent killer sort of scary and right after he gets done with his speech the other one said: "I'll kill you". I'll admit I chuckled.

>>83395968
>The Rock wearing sneakers at the beach

Fucking shoobie.

>>83397648
hopefully that low pusy drops on my dick.

>>83397772
it doesn't need to fall far

>>83396579
>tfw bought adult diapers just because of /tv/

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>>83395968
>music stops

>>83396190
No problems brother! This new raunchy R-rated summer comedy is called Baywatch(tm), starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson. The movie's HILARIOUS, and fans are LOVING it! Huge positive scores all round. Perfect for you and your squad if you guys are all about good vibes and chilling. Careful though, I've heard that there be been reports of people literally pissing themselves with laughter in theatres!!
Other than that, prepare for a great time!
>>83396247
Hahahaha
Why don't you go watch the movie to find out :)
>>83396323
No way, bro! Besides, that's like comparing apples to oranges. Baywatch is rated R and so for more mature adult audiences. Fantastic Female is a dc film and most likely attracts children. No hard feelings bro! I'm sure they will both perform great though!
>>83396579
Hahaha must be an epidemic!
>>83396334
This 100% guys!
>>83396427
You know it man!
>>83397724
Although I disagree with you finding the film average (as most critics tend to), I'm very happy to hear you laughed man. You're probably too embarrassed to admit you pissed yourself I bet hahaha
Either that or you're just disconnected and don't know what the FANS want! :)

>>83397992
I miss brendanposting

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>>83395968
>There's no such thing as a perfect comed-

>>83398171
YAAAAS REDDIT SLAY

>>83396492
is that real?
because if there's daddario ass i'm interested

>>83398171
Is that Luis Guzman and the guy with the short shorts from Reno 911??

>>83395968
Why is it so hard for "critics" to appreciate a simple RAUNCHY R rated litty movie in peace? People at the teathre were taking the PISS out of the movie and having good fun
# berlin #maga

>>83397724
Just peed a little

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>go to KinoPlex
>buy a ticket for The Baywatch™ film
>"sir...I think you're gonna need a box of these"

Robert was right. I would have ruined my cargo shorts if i didn't put on that diaper

I love this meme

>>83399763

Michael Pena and Dax Shepard

>hahaha weak white man can't do shit

Daddario and Rohrbach are ugly as fuck

>>83397772
fake pusyposter

It's gon' get litty ITT

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>>83395968
Why is Rocky wearing shoes?
I wanna see those #beautifulfeet

>>83397724
Urine just started pouring down my pants bro

>>83397995
It's time for bed, Rock

>>83403685
>Kevin Hart calls my feet beautiful
What could this possibly imply?

>>83397604
>is mammario naked in this?


why don't you go see it and find out?

remember it is R-rated *hint* *hint*

>>83403685
He doesn't want to step into all those piss puddles

>>83401769
Same, bro, shit was LITTY! I went through two pairs

>>83397604
>>83403787

She's not, there are no bare tits in this movie

Why is it rated R? Can we at least see some tits on it?

>>83403859
Nope
Enjoy your cock and balls scenes though

>>83397995
>he didn't even say litty
Fuck off

>>83403859
Because it's RAUNCHY

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>>83396427
>litty
Someone give me the quick rundown on this.

>>83403957
Sorry bro, if you don't get it you never will, no hard feelings dude

>>83403957
it's when a situation is more than lit, it's VERY/EXTREMELY lit

How would he even fall like that

>>83404013
He slipped on all the piss

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>>83403977
Fucking The Rock, tell me what it means right now.

>>83404013
Probably tripped over something raunchy

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>>83404013
He found a coin

>>83404050
If you REALLY want to know you should check out Baywatch™, fair warning though it's RAUNCHY ADULT FUN, keep it litty bro!

>>83404050
It's a play on Natty Lite, which is a refreshing party drink for those hot days at the beach!

>>83404084
>that black bar

fuck you

>>83404084
interesting

>>83404224
For the unedited version, please donate 6$ to your local synagogue

>>83396751
>Noseberg Sheckelstein
kek'd

>>83395968
Zac Efron falls while running? Genius!

>>83395968
Looks like he tuck and rolled pretty well

Is the Rock gonna be the Todd Howard of /tv/?

whys he wearing shoes? fukn shoobies

>>83404013
Have you never run and fallen forward before? If you arent an uncoordinated spastic you just roll forward and pop up, which looks like whats happening

>>83404521
Someone needs to make a shop of him by the door etc breaking the lock

>>83403589
Zac is jewish.

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>>83404084
Ah fuck you.

>>83404084
who's this

>>83404792

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gQW7Ami4RA

>>83401769
Robert is a good man, he deserves a raise

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>>83395968
COMIN' THROUGH!

JUST HAD THE SPLASHIEST SUMMER ROMP!
FEELIN' LITTY!

>>83405165
DUDE! Talk about RAUNCHY SUMMER FUN!