Will Dwayne be okay?

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Someone stop him

She is just an example of the wrong type of audience to experience a fun lil RAUNCHY and R-rated summer film. The FANS have been pissing themselves in hysterics upon viewing. ;)

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Go see Baywatch

looks like the roids are finally catching up

Full damage control

Damn her twitter is full on cancer lmao

>>83394939
who knows

he is so pathetic kek

reminder than no film that has ever been described as raunchy has ever been good

the nigger thumbs up makes it

Post more of the pebble's damage control

Is this the first time a somewhat A-list actor has actually been this dedicated to shilling their movie on twitter?

I hope it's some PR agent or assistant handling that twitter account and not Dwayne "Gotta Pissy to Get Litty" Johnson himself

>>83394939
He's starting to sound like a total narcissist

stupid lesbian bitch fat Latinx feminaza doesn't know how to have fun at a slippy 'lil beach com-bomb. take the l you green hair harpy cunt, i'm gettin' litty with my boy the rock, FANS are luvin this 'lil summer beach movie.

>>83394939

R A U N C H Y

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>>83394939
SEETHING

>>83397080
who here /litty/?

Honestly this raunchy comedy was a pissin' good time, I already want to see it again!

>>83397124
>Wonder Woman
>PG-13 pretentious comic book movie for manchildren

>Baywatch
>R-Rated RAUNCHY and FUN film for normal people people who want to RELAX and PISS themselves laughing

Get outta here with that shit lmao.

>>83397101
All that raunch had me and my #squad so litty we were pissing non-stop

>>83394939

Why is "Well fans like it" an argument? Of course they like it. They're fans. If they didn't like it they wouldn't be fanshwufahfs the fuck is he trying to prove

>>83397371
same
my kinoplex was full of piss at the end

>>83397396
>the people who enjoyed the flick are enjoying the flick, what is everybody else's problem?

the rock is a master debater

>>83397406
>kinoplex
what the fuck?

>>83394939
He seems pretty nice tho

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>>83397406
I'm sure so is your bed redditor

>>83397486
/tv/ is reddit
just in denial

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>>83394939

>>83397486
It's okay to admit you browse reddit. We all do bro

>>83397486
>trying to force the kino=reddit meme this hard
Kino has been a thing on /tv/ for years. Also autism.
>>83397512
Sup reddit.

>>83394939

Guys I just checked the foreign data we have available and it's made a whopping 49k in New Zealand over the last 2 days. It's over, the Rock is saved!

>>83397561
Sup. Is there a problem?

>>83394939
Is he the /tv/ version of Randy Pitchford?

>>83396246
He is like elliot rodger combined with nigger dna

>>83397595
Fuck yeah we still #litty!

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>>83395436
Porkys is kino

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What's the problem /tv/mbler? He hit too close to home?

>she's THICC!!!!

>>83397528
>>83397396
>>83397300
>>83395436
>>83395077
What the f*ck did you just fucking say about me, you little critic? I'll have you know that the FANS are LOVING Baywatch (tm), and there've been reports of numerous people pissing in theatres, and I have over 300 POSITIVE reviews. I am trained in acting and can bench more than the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me than just another critic. I will make you LAUGH the f*ck out with you pissing yourself the likes of which has never been seen before in theatres, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, BRO. As we speak I am contacting Kevin Hart in central intelligence and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for some SUMMER FUN, dude. RAUNCHY R-RATED COMEDY that expels the contents from the pathetic little thing you call your bladder. You're f*cking boring, man. I can be on any television set, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my WWE Wrestling technique. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to all my FANS on Twitter and I will use it to its full extend to publicly shame you into watching Baywatch (tm), you little weakling. If only you could have known what uncool vibes your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now YOU'RE WELCOME, you goddamn critic. I will get my FANS to piss laughter all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking gone, BRO

>>83397650
It's unapologetically garbage.

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>>83397613
No, Randy is actually cool.

Why does the rock get a pass for having so many shitty movies?

Has he even been in anything successful to warrant him being the highest paid actor? I know he's part of the F&F movies but they would still be huge without him. San Andreas, Hercules and now this have all been massive flops.

>>83397101
Me

>>83397746
>highest paid actor
>actor

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>>83397396
>Of course they like it. They're fans.

I gather you haven't watched a WWE product before.

Does Alexandria Daario play his daughter in san andreas and his love interest in baywatch?

>>83397717
It was so cool of him to sabotage Aliens Colonial Marines so he could pump out a Borderlands sequel. Now we'll never have a proper Aliens game.

>>83397776

What?

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>>83397453
He's nice, but he's Flanders nice.

Nice to the point of being annoying. But great ass tho.

>be a 25yr old KHV NEET who lives with is mom
>i'll still never be as booty blasted as the rock

feels good man

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>>83397528
Lemme guess. This is the new desperate attempt of liberals to make a meme.

>>83394939
i watched it and i cummed 5 times it was so raunchy so i watched it again the very same hour

>>83397899

>he's actually butthurt over some jokes about covfefe

snowflakes are melting!

>>83397882
How do you never hold hands with a girl? How does that happen? You should try it, their hands are really soft and nice.

>>83397861
An actor's salary won't be enough to cover for half a billion dollars in investment if his future reboot ventures flop.

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>>83397924
Pointing out that this is going to be a liberal Milhouse is a meme isn't butthurt. It's being truthful.

>>83397861
He's not an actor.

>>83397899
Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>83397961

What is he?

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>>83397899
FINDS
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S

>>83397961
You don't get an official acting licence to become a licenced actor. If you're paid to act in movies, you're an actor.

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>>83397899
inb4 404

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>>83397899
Barron animeme when?

>>83397926

where do you think you are?

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>>83397447
>Being this new

gettin litty wit it

>>83398123
I fucking knew it!

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>>83397688
>>83397688
F*ckin saved

THERE ARE REPORTS ACROSS THE WORLD OF A DISCONNECT W/ PEOPLE'S BLADDERS & MUSCLE CONTROL AT RAUNCHY R-RATED SUMMER ROMP @baywatchmovie SCREENINGS, FEELINGS OF KNIVES & VENOM IN THE GUT AND UNDERWEAR GETTING #litty WITH LIQUID LAUGHTER

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>>83394939
Remember that rumoured shit about someone being a whiny little asshole on the set of the latest Fast and Furious movie, and everyone assumed it was Vin Diesel, because The Rock has kind of become the new face of the franchise now?

I'm starting to think Vin wasn't the problem there, and it was actually The Rock being a cunt.

>>83394939
Did someone ever call him a nigger?
Because somebody should.

>>83397787

An interesting point. Who's supposed to be the default audience for this though?

I love this meme

Dwayne "The Crock" Johnson

>>83398646
he's not even black.

>>83394939
Are these tweets fake? I have a hard time believing anyone would go into pathetic defense mode to defend a negatively reviewed movie. Even for marketing sake, he does this when he already has a ton of money? Sometimes people just don't like your thing, get over it

>>83397101
Me and my squad is getting LITTY for this RAUNCHY SUMMER FUN

>>83397899
Relax fatty

LITTLE

>>83397486
How do you know reddit uses KINO? reckon you go there twice a day plebbitor

>>83397080
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>>83394939
blue haired pig ain't into #litty and #pissy RAUNCHY R rated fun.

>>83397528
>meme combining

>>83397528
#litty, pissing in a bottle right now

>>83399720
It's called "daring synthesis" you goddamn newfag.

>>83397856
We got a proper Alien game though so who cares

It's a cult classic in waiting.

>>83400684
Aliens is a completely different beast. I enjoyed that Alien: Amnesia 2.0 game but I'd even more like an Aliens multiplayer game to spend countless hours in. But that's besides the point. Randy Pitchford isn't cool at all he's a piece of shit who should've gotten his career ruined for stealing Sega's money and pissing on fans.

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>>83397688

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All this drama truly shows that Vin was actually /ourguy/ all along

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>>83394939
Is The Rock still replying everyone still? Can someone troll him as hard as this >>83397717
please?

>>83400931
can someone post webm of this, it's hilarious

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Will the Baywatch blunder be the end of The Pebble?

>>83394939
This is pathetic, why is he attacking random people

>>83401142
>>83401395

They're not even supposed to be looking at each other, worst meme

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i cant get the word raunchy out of my fucking head

just a lil raunchy lil R rated film

>>83401395
>>83401395
>>83401395
>>83401395

Is it possible a TEAM of people working on a movie looked at this and said it's ok for release?

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>>83401522

>>83401586
i like more the pic where Vin is holding rock like a baby

>>83394939
is this real?

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>>83401603

>>83397396
>fanshwufahfs the fuck is he trying to prove
anon are you ok???

>>83401626
KEKD

>>83400931
Why would anyone think it was Vin, he's never come off as a combative alpha, dude has ten pages worth of bio for his dnd character memorized

>>83398023
>official acting license
Kek

>>83397650
Why would I know a fag would mention Porky's?

Just keep spewing what you're told homos. And for the record, Revenge of the Nerds was the correct answer

>>83401395
That's some awful looking CGI lmao

Twitter was a mistake.

>>83401711
it's not even cgi, they just stand 5m from each other

>>83399368
>he's not even black
When did that stop anybody on 4chan?

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>>83399368

His dad is half black so he's at least 1/4 black

>>83401395
>>83401522
This

>>83401522
what do you mean by this

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Wow. You critics sure came ready with your knives and venom, huge DISCONNECT from the fans who love a lil' R rated raunchy comedy experience.

>>83401958

This is like when comics random bold a word, I used to be able to ignore it until someone pointed it out

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>>83394939

>>83398646
He went on o&a back in 2000 and got really mad becsuse someone made a nigger joke about him breaking into houses

>>83394939
Just how raunchy is this movie?

>>83401864
>>83401838
One drop makes you a nigger. Remember that.
That's why every Goomba you see has at least 14% African in their blood. They're all niggers. You'll never see a blond haired blue eyed Goomba because they're niggers.

>>83394939
I think he'll be fine, since he knows it flopped and this marketing is keeping people talking about it

>>83397688
A+

>it's "raunchy"
>no Daddario Double Ds
>only dicks
>True Detective and the original Baywatch are literally raunchier

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>>83402652
>Goomba

>>83394939
>R rated
What's R rated about it exactly? Tits?

>>83394939
I'm a bit Worried, Dwayne should have known that he signed up for a Meme Film from the get go, but he's acting like he expected Studio Mozart when the only instruments the composer can use are two ladles and a metal pot that is bent out of shape

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>>83402910
>What's R rated about it exactly? Tits?

harsh language, gore, visible dicks, sexual innuendo

https://youtu.be/LFoSCc6OtwE

>>83402910
Dicks actually

>>83402961
>blonde Ms. Skeletal
>tfw no topless daddaries
>50 year old Mrs. Skeletal
>RAUNCHY

>>83402961
>>83402976
>dicks
>no tits
Well that's fucking gay

>>83402910
Super Bad was raunchier than this and I couldn't even fap to that.

>>83402961
>>83402976

Babewatch? They show dicks? Why? That goes totally against the name and history...oh right, 2017 remake.

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So in an R rated Baywatch movie we get dicks and no tits? Now The Rock is acting like a whiny bitch because people didn't like his cash grab "raunchy adult" remake...

I seriously don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

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>>83402896
He looks pretty brown to me.

>>83403036
>>83403088
>>83403095
Wow
I am sensing a huge DISCONNECT here
This movie is not for critics, but for the fans who enjoy getting litty

>>83403095

He's just trying to sell the show, like the Wrestler he is.

>>83395077
im {{{{{{{{{{{{natty}}}}}}}}}}}
t. rock the "dock" cockson

>>83397688
>no jabroni
One job.

>>83402961
Sassy af tbo XP

Has anyone told pebble that people who were fans of baywatch wanted to see tits not dicks?

>>83404592
Dwayne is a fag, he doesn't care

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>>83404592
>That moment you realize the Rock is actually a FtM Pebbles

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>>83394939
COMIN' THROUGH!

JUST HAD THE SPLASHIEST SUMMER ROMP!
FEELIN' LITTY!

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>>83404996

>>83397101
I hate this word so much and I don't even know why

>>83405344
Well before you kill yourself, make sure to go see #Baywatch

>>83405344
>tfw can' t get #litty

>>83405344
Sorry to hear that bro, maybe this movie just isn't your thing, me and my crew are all rolling litty

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Rock here. Sorry we couldn't get Daddario's tits in the movie. Here you go my bros. Get #litty

>>83405802
Not going to cut it Rock, this decision wasn't litty, not even a bitty

>>83397688
top notch and dubs too

>>83405877
Send me your address so I can rape your asshole brotha. Gon' get litty.

>>83405936
Good luck, I'm behind 7 out of touch critics, you can't reach me

>same 3 screencaps every time
HOLY SHIT THE ROCK WENT FULL RETARD!!!!!! A MELTDOWN FOR THE AGES

>>83402976
Does the rock get his cock out?

>>83406107
Yeah I mean I like this meme but it doesn't have that much behind it.
At least Jenna posting has a full dozen of those

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>>83394939
>that woman's picture
Oh my god

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Why can't these plebs respect le rock for making the best lil' raunchy R-rated flick of the summer?

>>83410328
I'll show you raunchy. Now drop your pants you little faggot.

>>83405344
Simmer down bro. Let's catch #Batwatch this weekend. We'll have some fun.

>>83404996
lol how did the piss even get in there