Why did Burr leave the JRE podcast so suddenly?

>>83393046
He had other shit to do besides listen to Joe talk about Trump and weed he has a curfew.

because he shilled his shitty cartoon and thats all he wanted to do

Traffic bro

>>83393046
wow thats bad

>>83393046
Cause he got bored

>>83393046
He's been promoting Season 2 of his cartoon like crazy lately. He's probably tired. He'll be on Craig Ferguson's radio show tomorrow.

Nia was outside doing shots with some hood rats and bill didnt want another kid

>>83393046
what is this all about really?

>>83393777

Newest forced meme

Haven't listened to either podcast for almost a year, Burr always left early. Claimed it was traffic or whatever else, I really don't think he likes Rogan.

I legit got the feeling he doesn't really like other comics in general, also he's probably a literal cuck.

>>83393833

this.

whenever burr is on rogan he leaves like an hour early.

nia was hitting the shock collar

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>>83393777
>>83393804
remember when Bill said hed never give up his drums?

>>83393046
>He doesn't know about Billy Boy's curfew

I think Burr is like Carlin - he has to memorize every bit. He's not naturally funny - he has to work on it and craft it. If you watch/listen to his appearances he's always doing parts of his bits. Conan, Rogan, that thing during the election - they're all bits he's trying out. That's why he's so fucking funny because he practices this shit and has it mastered and it only seems spontaneous.

I think he gets nervous when he is approached with a topic he doesn't have talking points for.

Which is fine, he's still amazing, like Carlin.

joe rogn has a nice nose
nill burr
too

>>83393046
Does anyone have a picture of his kid.

>>83393046

Had to drive nia to her date with the real father of that baby

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> that uncomfortable episode where burr and Rogan team up against Redban and make him feel really bad.

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>>83395825
lets be honest, there's a reason they're hiding it

>>83395813
Like all actual comedians do? You don't say!

>>83395872
to be fair Redban was shilling some online service that makes money off of your content and doesn't give you a dime
>>83395891
HOLY FUCK she looks like a NBA power forward in drag

>>83395891
I love when people post this and pretend it's Nia. Hint: The gums aren't large enough and the teeth aren't small enough

He had another gig or something booked, he even said so. It's LA so he might move had to drive in some horrible traffic

>>83395774
Wow. Real?

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How the fuck you gonna be rich and famous and stay married to an ugly high testosterone negress? Is he really that much of a cuck? I mean, FFS.

It's like he's spitting on his father's grave. All his forefathers.

>>83396006
He's not even that ugly looking. Even if he was just a normal guy he could do far better. I feel bad for him that he suffers from the MIND VIRUS so terribly. It's funny cause if you listen to his stand up you'd think he didn't have it so bad.

>>83395872
episode/time link?

redban seems cool i actually just heard joe shitting on him for being on his phone though in 889

Do you think people send/email him these photoshops of him being beaten by nia? Do you think he chuckles to himself when he sees them before quickly deleting so nia never sees?

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>>83395945
Yea that's not her. The reality is worse.

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>>83396071
>redban seems cool

>>83393046
His wife's shocking modern day remake of Old Yeller

>>83395891

who is the guy that keeps posting this pic trying to convince people it's bill's wife?

>>83396116
he seems like a likable chill guy

i haven't listened to jre much yet though

>>83395990
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1970-LUDWIG-Green-Sparkle-owned-by-Bill-Burr-/192140779134?ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

>>83396105
she'd be 100% better looking if she didn't have a baboon wide smile

how do people grow up not knowing how to smile or laugh?

>>83396116
redban was cool when joe would have some DUDE SHROOMS LMAO spiritual bullshit guest and the two would get high as kites. Then Redban would bring them down to earth with some question about assholes or Olive Garden

>>83393833
>>83395749
He always complains about traffic.

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Saundra Williams

>>83395872
Redban deserves it. He is the living embodiment of the JUST virus

>>83396192
>how do people grow up not knowing how to smile or laugh?
Strangest post I've seen today. You know there's a thing called genetics, it makes us all look different. Have you graduated fifth grade?

>>83393777
Board got flooded with mongoloids who take Joe Rogan seriously for some reason. They even think he's pretty insightful.

>>83393418
Does that shit have a podcast or something?

why is it that when someone becomes rich and famous, they just lose their edge? not "edgy edge" but whatever made them famous just seems to evaporate. this happens to actors, musicians, comedians, and ton of other people. bill burr has lost something, his anger or whatever, and he's just not that funny anymore.

>>83396105
she has a weird smile but bill burr is not johnny depp in the 90s or anything

>>83396286
the fuck are you talking about, not spreading your mouth like it's a wind sail has nothing to do with genetics.

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>>83396006
Jesus

>>83396290
Really makes you think

Redban is the worst, however Joe is a cunt for treating him like he does. Redban helped make the podcast what it is today, and Joe just tossed him to the side like the self-assured faggot he is.

>>83396300

>at one point you've got it, then you lose it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQD-dXfHrvk

>>83396300
(((Selling out)))

>>83396300
They lose their hunger cause they've made it, so success and money is no longer a motivation.

Once you've made it, you no longer experience life as the everyman. Everything is on easy mode so there's less relatable material.

The old age dulls them as well.

>>83396042
Honestly they are totally in each others league. 5/10 for both for their age

>>83395872
defending that retard. burr was way too nice.

>>83396308
Bill is a millionaire, he can buy any 9/10 washed up wannabe actress waiting tables at Starbucks

>>83396157
He's a degenerate fucking manchild loser.

I mean, he's nice enough but he's such a useless, unhealthy sack of shit yiu end up despising him. JRE's been way better without him

Worst of all he's a massive apple fanboi

>>83396328
most people just smile without thinking about it, ya know, when they're experiencing the emotion called happiness

>>83396445
>Bill is a millionaire
For now.

>>83396445
do you really think people just buy girls like their toys once they're rich? fuck off retard

>>83396466
yeah and people sneeze without thinking about it too, but there's a way to do it and a way not to

>>83396518
this isn't your Japanese cartoon friend. There are hundreds of thousands of hot women in LA who are looking for a stable marriage with a well-to do man. I'm not r9k and I'm not talking about whores, just reality

>>83396518
There are plenty of examples where they do. Do you live in make believe land?

Kill the dog billium, for our child

KILL IT

>>83396234
That's the biggest complaint for most people who live in la. The drive there probably lasted longer than the interview.
>>83396006
looks aren't everything ya know. Burr has the temperment of a fuckin child, it's amazing any woman can stand him for more than a week. But Nia has stuck around for a decade or so and it;s because she can take his bullshit and call him out on it in an honest and fearless way. you losers act like you can do so much better while you wack off in your moms basements to some Mia Khalifa shit.

>>83396557
>>83396558
bill burr is an awkward dorky comedian, he isn't a sociopath stock trader that would do that kind of thing. I'm genuinely pity your lots if you admire that kind of person.

This shit kills me. i listened to The MMPC years before it was "mainstream" and Bill always seemed to have shit figured out despite being a fuckhead. Even in his stand-up.

The one thing I could never figure out was Nia. I guess it was white guilt all along.

>>83393418
>justifying this shithead's life
are you his fucking PR agent?

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>>83396518
>women don't marry rich men for their money

>>83396755
wanting to fuck a hot woman isn't sociopathic. And when you're an overweight 50+ yo ghost-skinned ginger money is your only real option. Same goes for a woman looking for a financially stable husband. I don't get your outrage

>>83396781
I think Nia might be the only person who can tolerate Burr's rediculousness and compliment his bad sides. Nia seems to keep him in line, and to be honest, I think he would be a fuckin trainwreck of a human being if it wasn't for her, still wallowing in new york doing hacky shit while he throws a hissy fit at every asshole who cut him off in traffic. Dude has calmed down a lot in the last ten years and I think Nia is to blame for that. Sure, he's not as funny as he once was, but he's a better human being these days and that is a lot more important for his own well being. all you faggots who shit on him for becoming a mainstream dude are part of the problem, how dare you try and drag him down to the shell he once was for your own damn entertainment? He's grown and matured, why can't you?

>>83396842
I'm not outraged, I'm just amazed that you can't fathom a reality where a man could fall for someone that isn't a model. if you've watched enough of bill burrs material you'd know he probably did pump and dump a few bar sluts and doesn't really seem to like that type of girl anyway.

>>83396300
I am not even close to them but i started making close to $150-180k just after college based mostly on luck. Then my granddad passed away a few months later and left his apartment in Brooklyn to me.

Now i have no hunger. I bought a sports forum with the money i saved and now I make 80k-100k every year doing next to nothing. i am more happy now as i can spend some time with my friends in the evening when they get off work. I can shitpost on the internet during the day. Earlier i used to work 14 hours a day.

I don't think i'll get that hunger back until i get married and have kids because i'll need more money.

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He had everything. He survived the sjw era with his career intact, did whatever the fuck he wanted with his massive amount of free time, he became a helicopter pilot for shits, had his dog, his drums, his netflix show and the odd acting job, his finally finished house, and his unwavering passion for standup. He could have smoked cigars into old age and say he won the game.

Now she's beating him, starting scenes everywhere she goes because of muh racism and his cunt wife will hold a mulatto kid that probably isn't his over him if he ever tries to enjoy himself again. He literally lost his freedom at 50 over a fucking ugly radical feminist jigaboo. Jesus fucking wept.

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

>>83396896
you really are his fucking pr agent

>>83396903
if we're talking about Bill's actual motivations I can't look beyond him growing up around raging racists (he talks about it a lot), including his father. Then he decided to say fuck you to him and married the babooniest black woman alive

>>83396611
hilarious

>>83396933
I knew something was up when Bill seemingly turned on Ant for no reason

>>83395813
Bs. The guy is (was?) just funny in normal conversation. Check out his Opie and Anthony appearances. Plus his podcast was wildly successful and that's just him fucking around. But for official stuff he uses his material, or tries it out on talk shows before specials, etc.
He's been stiff in all his JRE appearances. It's a shame. But he knows he has to be a businessman and show up because there's a major audience overlap.

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>>83396921
>I bought a sports forum

>>83397008
being a racist moron isn't cool ya know, it's why his buddies he grew up with aren't famous

>>83397061
You know, an internet forum where people discuss topics, in this case sports? Are you trolling?

>>83397147
I'm not racist, but Nia does look like a primate. There are ugly people of all colors

>>83396896
I have matured, he's been neutered. There's a difference.

>>83396933
I like this pasta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldIwEG9xQ-M

>>83396755
>I'm genuinely pity your lots if you admire that kind of person.
Dipshit. I don't admire it. It's just a fact of life that's been going on for thousands of years.

>>83397043
sauce on bill turning on ant?

>>83396296
Craig Ferguson's radio show? No, no podcast. You can listen to it on demand on the SiriusXM website.

>>83397299
JUST

>>83397299
A cry for help.

>>83397043
speaking of ant
I was listening to O&A 131, and they talk about this comic/personality/whatever guy who said something about faggots, and how everyone turned on him (burr would say ABSHOLUTELY REPREHENSHIBLE BEHAVIORR), even though his whole act was based around saying heinous shit. and patrice was saying, that's because he owed someone for advancing his career, and didn't pay up. he was making it to be like the godfather where don corleone will do something for you no problem, but when he needs you for anything, anything, it goes without saying that you pay up. as usual with patrice it was a cool novel perspective.
so I'm wondering if there's any parallels that can be drawn with ant's fall over the black woman that didn't wanna be photographed thing. god knows ant has said some way more racist shit in a tongue-in-cheek-but-not-really way before and it didn't bother anyone. some of you guys know more about O&A and what happened than I do, so what's your take on that?

>>83398086
take on what?

>>83397574
just search for it on youtube, you fucking faggot. it's years fucking old.

>>83398086
They were talking about Tracy Morgan. The Ant thing was more an issue of the venue. If he hadn't tweeted that shit and just ranted on the air, he would have been fine. It was also the day before 4th of july three day weekend. The news was incredibly slow, so his twitter "outburst" actually got some coverage. Sirius panicked and axed him. Victim of circumstance.

>>83397043
speaking of ant
I was listening to O&A 131, and they talk about this comic/personality/whatever guy who said something about faggots, and how everyone turned on him (burr would say ABSHOLUTELY REPREHENSHIBLE BEHAVIORR), even though his whole act was based around saying heinous shit. and patrice was saying, that's because he owed someone for advancing his career, and didn't pay up. he was making it to be like the godfather where don corleone will do something for you no problem, but when he needs you for anything, anything, it goes without saying that you pay up. as usual with patrice it was a cool novel perspective.
so I'm wondering if there's any parallels that can be drawn with ant's fall over the black woman that didn't wanna be photographed thing. god knows ant has said some way more racist shit in a tongue-in-cheek-but-not-really way before and it didn't bother anyone. some of you guys know more about O&A and what happened than I do, so what's your take on that?

>>83398272
fuck sorry about that guys
4chan crapped out

>>83398261
alright that's cool. I was just wondering if it was some foreshadowing type shit

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>>83398325
Apology denied. Sorry, bucko.

>>83397195
>nah bro I'm not racist, I just sound like someone from the 40s when I talk about black people
ok sure /pol/

>>83393046
his wife was on the rag again. 36 months straight.

>>83398745
do you think nia is lovely

>>83396350
You could tell Joe was sick of his shit, a long time before he left every time Redband talked Joe just rolled his eyes and called him retarded. Plus, wouldn't even let him on if he was having a serious guest coming in.

Still, it does seem shitty that Redband got booted, but it seemed like Joe has disdain for the dude.

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>>83398745
>people can't look like monkeys because it offends me

Why are you so offended by black people, bigot?

>>83396350
he couldnt even maintain a modicum of fucking professionalism, joe gave him shitloads of chances to wise up

>>83398880
He deserved it, but Joe kinda brought him back because he realized how much Redban helped make the podcast what it is. He was huge in the beginning.

Still Redban got rich(?) off of Rogan like all the other "comics" Joe forces onto the public.

>>83396531

That's her face bro. I don't know what kind of autism you have, but I'm pretty sure you will be one of those people on the subway screaming at people to stop smiling at them weird.

>>83399033
didn't know about the Gum Smilers Internet Defense Force but here we go

>>83395813
what the fuck?! Bill is naturally funny

>>83399072
I think she just has big gums man. I once saw a girl who's mouth was like 10% tooth and 90% gums. Shit does look terrible though.

Also real men vocalize their sneezes.

>>83395774
> Zero bids.

That sounds about right.

>>83396181
> $7,500 for some drums

Is that nigger serious? Are those drums actually worth that much or does he think he's gonna get that much because he's Bill Burr?

>>83398959
Redban did NOTHING wrong, prove me wrong. Professional tip, you can not.

>>83398952
because she doesn't look like a monkey, and a monkey isn't a baboon anyway, they look completely different. you're only making those comparisons because she's black and you're a racist stuff in the 40s. now jog on, stop worrying about who people marry.

>>83398198
I'd honestly rather have you do it for me

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>>83395774
>0 bids

i'm downloading his netflix special wright now, what can i expect?

>>83399689
there's no color

>>83395774
Dude prolly had take it to a pawn shop so his wife won't bitch at him

>>83399633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et2zEAQONG0
i thought he was funny too but he shouldve been fired long before he was

>>83399659
It sold though.

>>83399689
To laugh. Unless it's the most recent one.

>>83399775
it's..... the most recent one. what?

>>83399855
Terribly unfunny.

>>83399864
Are you talking about the black and white special?

>>83399883
No

>>83396445
That sounds like a great way to lose half a million dollars .

>>83396006
Bills punching for a balding ginger comedian in his 40s.

>>83396840
Why would you want to be with someone you know is only into you for your money you turbo cuck?

>>83399988
Better it's out in the open while you're slamming some tight 20 something blonde than pretending some disgusting niggress is with you for any other reason.

>>83399988
for fucking? yes.

for marriage, you'd have to do some elaborate Shakespeare style dress up pretending to be some middle class guy to see if the chick is into you for real

>>83395872
childhood is idolizing bill

adulthood is realizing redban makes more sense

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>>83395813
It still amazes me and keeps me on this site, how people can have such thought out yet inadequate theories about anything. This post is one of those theories.

>>83396921
yeah but you're the type of person who gets it all including a surprise brain tumor along the way. God is real we all atone for luck and loss sometime.

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>>83398086
that first hour of 131 is literally patrice's golden keynote on his life (life of made or failing comedians/celebrities). Everyone should give it a listen if you've heard of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZcmFeIyZNo&t=1661s

>>83395816
I agree, nose guy

>>83399636
>jog on

Go back to blowing ahmed

>>83395813
Joe Diaz and Rogan call Burr one of the funniest people they know.

>>83400452
I'm American I just like the expression, got it from that of bars and altars goth youtuber

>>83400575
>actually being a europhile
Wow, this smells like reddit.

>>83400624
Taking and using an expression from my own language that happens to be more common in britland hardly makes me a europhile

>>83396921
did you buy /fit/?

>>83395813
Unless you think his podcast is scripted, he has a shit ton of off-the-cuff funny things to say.

Fuck, his last special was so weak, I'd say his podcast is unironically funnier now.

I enjoy how he shits all over his sponsors.

man he was full on fuckin shill burr in this podcast real disappointing

>>83399659
Where do all these Maury reactions come from? Was he a meme at some stage?

Wow that was bad, 90% Burrs fault. Way to never want to make me want to watch your reddit tier cartoon.

>>83400455
Both unfunny people

>>83401144
le meme lmao xDDDD

>>83400955
The life has left him

The JUST has entered

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>whispering
h-hey guys bill burr here with the monday morning podcast uuuhhhh...Y-you might
>stops talking, sounds of him looking around can be heard
you might be wondering uuhh..why im whispering heheh...uuuhhh
>sounds increasingly nervous
heh i-its because the baby is sleeping...uuuhh..and
>suddenly a hellish shriek can be heard in the background
NNNIIIIIIIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh sweet jeesus nononono I was so careful no god please
>furious fast steps can be heard coming up the stairs
NIGGUH YOU BEST NOT BE DOIN YO GAY LIL PODCASS IN DA ATTIC AGAIN
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide
>bill can be heard going through stuff frantically trying to hide
>door busts down
>nia can be heard furiously breathing
WHERE ARE YOU LIL NIGGUH
>starts shuffling through stuff throwing shit around laughing and sniffing
I CAN SMELL YO PASTY LIL WHYT ASS YOU KNOW SMELLZ LIKE WET DOG
>throws some boxes to the side
THERE'S MUH LIL TERRIFIED PIECE O' ASS
NO NIA PLEASE NIANIA D-D-DONT PL-
>podcast goes offline

Burr is as unfunny as it gets

>>83393151
I watched it, it was pretty lame.

>>83395774
WOW, owned by _THE_ Bill Burr???? ONLY 7.5k?????? WHOWZA

>>83401240
>>83401235
has he responded to any of this stuff about his wife emasculating him?

>"10 EPISODES YOU GUISE"
>"G-GOTTA PROMOTE OR NIA WILL BEAT MY ASS AGAIN"
>"PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WATCH F IS FOR FAMILY"

>>83401240
This pasta needs to end on sounds of him being violently beaten by Harambe

>be millionaire famous man
>Joke about goldigger cunts destroying men in marriage
>Find an UNattractive gold digger
>Possibly son isn't yours
>Marry her
??
I think this is some kind of fetish.

>>83401281
No, Nia doesn't let him on the internet anymore. She writes all his social media

>>83401180
I'm not gonna watch it cause I've had my fill of Burr. How bad was it really? In detail

>>83401424
he's in 100% mail it in shill mode

a few laughs

>>83401328
>Harambe

Fuck off back to 9gag

>>83400690

Yeah it just makes you a jizz guzzling faggot.

>>83401360
it's just good old self destruction
he's always been perceptive about social stuff. some of his best bits were about relationships. he hung out with fucking patrice all the time. bill already had all the knowledge drilled in his mind and he went and threw the rest of his life away.

>>83401281
if you stay too long on 4chan you may forget that most people dont give a fuck about this shit

>>83401240
das prrty humurus

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>>83395813
Shit on Bill for his recent cucked-up half apology letter of a special
Shit on Bill for the decline in quality of his podcast since getting hitched to that baboon and having the little niglet
Shit on Bill for not heeding every single one of his own warning signs regarding the dangers of obnoxious, selfcentered, money-grubbing females

But don't just make up some bullshit that anyone who has ever admired this man would refute. Bill is naturally funny, genuine af, and can tackle pretty much any topic off the cuff. He's a master at his trade and for the majority of his working life he's performed shitty gigs in shitty places in front even shittier people getting paid absolute shit. Even with his recent spiral into the darkest of ironies, he will go down as one of the greats.

deep down tv loves this man

>>83399988
>Why would you marry a hot young girl who only likes you for your money over an old ugly niggress who only likes you for your money?

>>83401240
kek
post the chinatown one

>>83401513
What's wrong with being gay? And why would using that particular expression make one gay? And did you just assume my gender?

https://twitter.com/niasalterego/status/866499100656762881

What did nia mean by this

>>83401634
He did the opposite of what he believes in because he got desperate. His need to get laid got the better of him

All of this stems from his groupie game being weak. He's got no girls waiting for him backstage, his fame level is so lame Grimace from McDonalds could pull more ass than him.

>>83401694
Her tweets are insane

https://twitter.com/niasalterego/status/851640757035294721

Burr's such a fucking cuck now that it's hilarious. He's become a self-hating white guy except it's even more pathetic since he's like 50 now. His wife is an annoying "WHITE PEOPLE REEEE" cunt who has his saggy balls in a vice grip, and his daughter is likely going to be some WE WUZ because of it. And to call her the "Lovely" Nia is hilarious. Even his comedy is shit. His podcast is basically just this:

>ehhhhhhhhmmm
>ehhh what the fuck do I know?
>I'm just some balding white guy *weezing laughter*
>"THE FAMILY BACK EAAASSSHT" said about half a dozen times per show for no real reason
>random political discussion that makes Buzzfeed seem informed
>followed by "ehhhh but I'm an ignorant cunt"
>followed by whining about white people doing anything

At least his live reads for his sponsors are actually pretty amusing usually.

>>83401240
The best part of this scenario: we know this because he still uploads the fucking episode.

>>83401575
he talked in this very podcast about getting tired of people ribbing him for the same stuff

Hmmm

https://twitter.com/niasalterego/status/846892241801007104

>>83401765
Bills burning the candle on both ends with no way of winning this
Even his black kid won't have the athletic ability due to his mother being stingy with her chocolate milk. It's like the stick he picked up has shit all over it

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>>83395825
>>83395891

Artists impression

>>83401782
7 years ago he'd make fun of black sports movies having cartoony white villains

Now he is talking about privilege and racism

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>>83393046
I did it bros.

>Hey bill lets go out to eat tonight
Sure nia, anything specific in mind?
>..I know a nice little place in chinatown, its great
Sure honey, sounds good
*They arrive at the restaurant and sit*
So, what should we order baby?
>Leave that to me babe, I know the chef, let me go give him our order personally
*Food arrives-nia doesnt even touch hers she just stares at bill with a weird smirk on her face*
Mmm baby, this is fucking good
>You like it bill?
Yeah I really like it
>Do you love it bill?
Oh I love it alright but uuuhh..why do you keep starring at me like that..?
>Finish your food bill.
......
Nia...w-what's in this..?
>FINISH YOUR MEAL, BILL.
Nia. NIA! NIA WHAT'S IN THIS NIA?
>oh, I think you know billy boy
OH GOD!
*starts throwing up*
OH GOD NO
*sobbing*
CLEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*nia laughs hysterically*

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>>83401746
>Grimace from McDonalds could pull more ass than him
...

>>83401424

Apparently it has a lot of family scenes in it that you would've experienced if your dad was Irish or blue collared. I don't find it funny at all though.

>>83401866
Who's Ryan Mara?

>>83401882
I dont get it?

>>83399513
Dude, he's gotta pay for Nia's baby somehow.

>>83401836
>Burr is 48
>Sheboon is 47
>they just had a child
It will be more retarded than De Niro's

>>83401882
I thought she looked at the bill, as in she ordered something really expensive just to spite him

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>>83395872
>steps into cage with Bill Burr on a topic Bill's knowledgeable in and personally been affected by
>literally starts crying when Powerful Daddy taps in and spanks him on air

>>83400198
>B-b-but, RSS Feeds

Go away

>>83395774
Lol, looks like a great kit but nowhere near enough worth 7.5K

>>83402138
Chuck's Fuck & Suck

>>83402199
Holy fuck Redban is a legit retard in this. This was just mind boggling

https://youtu.be/wmIOsQOMcMM

>>83393046

>No Nia!
>Don't hit me, please!

>>83402331
Holy shit, I'm halfway through this. My god, he really is a retard.

>Stitcher is profiting off of his (Burr) shit while not cutting him in
>Burr: "It's bad because I have to get on a plane and tour while they just get money and get to sleep in their own bed. Get it?"
>Redban: "No"

wew

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>>83402331
I've listened to that argument more times than would be considered healthy for a stable person with no free time.

There is something about the progressive and complete breakdown of Redban's will and the way he just sticks with the same shitty points over and over and over and over and over until he can't even look at either of them in the eyes any more and by the end of it is just left sitting there, slouched over, cap pulled down over his eyes bc he's literally tearing up like an abused house wench that stepped out of line, in complete and utter defeat.

I've never seen a better REKD. Its fascinating really.

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NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY WIFE FUCKED MY SHIT UPSIDE DOWN

NOW I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE
JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YA HOW I BECAME A KEK AND THEN LOST ALL MY HAIR

IN SOUTHWESTERN BOSTON
BORN AND RAISED
TRASHING DUMB BROADS AND GETTING DRUNK
MOST OF MY DAYS

CHILLIN OUT LAUGHING
RELAXING ALL COOL
DOING SKITS WITH CHAPPELLE
ACTING A FOOL

WHEN A COUPLE OF PHILLY FANS UP TO NO GOOD
STARTING CAUSING PROBLEMS WHEN THEY JEERED AND BOOED
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE RANT

THAT GOT VIRAL AND SHARED
I GOT SO BIG THAT I WAS SELLING OUT
SHOWS EVERYWHERE

I WAS FILLING UP THEATERS DAY AFTER DAY
BUT THEN I MET HER AND THEN I
FELL FOR HER WAYS

YOU SHOULDN'T MARRY YOUR ACT
PATRICE HE SURE DID PREACH IT!
I PUT MY BEER GOOGLES ON
AND SAID I MIGHT AS WELL BLEACH IT!

BLACK ASS! YO! I AIN'T MAD!
MAKING CAMEOS IN MOVIES AND IN BREAKING BAD?
IS THIS HOW THOSE EVIL BANKERS ARE LIVING LIKE?
HMMMM, THIS MIGHT BE ALRIGHT!

BUT WAIT SHE'S GETTING PISSY
ANNOYING AND ALL THAT
IS THIS THE TYPE OF PERSON I NEED IN ALL OF MY PODCASTS?

I DON'T THINK SO,
WE'LL SEE WHEN WE GET THERE
I HOPE SHE'S PREPARED
TO KEEP MY LIFE UNIMPAIRED!


WELLA,
FEW YEARS LATER AND I'M CHEWED OUT
ALL OF MY HUMOR AND MY WITTINESS NOW IN A DROUGHT

I AIN'T TRYING TO RETIRE YET I JUST GOT HERE!
SHE BLAMES ME FOR ALL OF HER PROBLEMS EVERY YEAR

WENT LOOKING FOR MY BALLS AND WHEN THEY APPEARED
I FELT URGED TO TELL HER FUCK OFF AND STOP KILLING MY CAREER

IF ANYTHING I WOULD SAY THIS THREAT WAS FAIR
BUT SHE SAID "NAH, FORGET IT
YO HOMES! I DON'T CARE!"

I PULLED UP TO THE POUND WITH MY DOG ALREADY SPAYED
AND I YELLED TO THE VETS YO HOMES! SELL YA LATER!

KEEP GETTING YELLED AT
SOLD MY DRUMS AND MY SNARES!
TIME TO ACCEPT MY ROLE
IN THIS LIVING NIGHTMARE

>>83402379

STOP TALKING TO DUMBASS JOE ROGAN AND KILL THIS FUCKING DOG BILL! STRANGLE IT WITH YOUR OPPRESSIVE WHITE HANDS!

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>>83402529
B T F O
T
F
O

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>>83402781
CRITICAL HIT

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k97zHs7Mye

>>83402529
Not really.

It's a clashing of ideals, exactly like online piracy. The idea is that the attention brings you more customers. Bill disagrees and says that it doesn't bring as much attention as advertised and isn't worth nearly as much.

There's data to back up both sides, really.

>>83403011
Possibly true, but redban's defence was so fucking retarded and hopeless

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> it's a little Billy gets caught fucking a nigger episode.

>>83403002
Which episode of the podcast was this from?

>>83397043
Anthony is a fucking child tho
He deserves it

>>83395774

Pretty sure I heard on his podcast that he upgraded his set

>>83403301
>*Anthony is fucking a child tho
>He deserves it

fits more

>>83403107
yea, it's a legitimate point of view he's just shit at explaining it

>>83401240

anthony pls stop :D

>>83393833
>>83395749
You guys didn't hear the MMP where joe rogan was the guest? They were just talking about bs the whole time it was pretty funny

>>83393833
>I really don't think he likes Rogan.
He's had rogan on his own podcast more than once, been on his many times, they're friends, probably why Bill's comfortable taking liberties like leaving early.

>>83396970
pr agent detected

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>>83403011

>Not really.
Yes, really, you're just unable to see beyond you're own solidified opinion. My post wasn't arguing the moral case for or against piracy, just pointing out that Redban was turned into a rape victim.

>The idea is that the attention brings you more customers. Bill disagrees and says that it doesn't bring as much attention as advertised and isn't worth nearly as much.

Again, you're dumb. Nobody gives a fuck what your personal opinion on the matter is. Bill is legally correct and that's why stitcher offered him money to keep him on AFTER he found out they were doing it behind his back. He told them to fuck the selves and they took him off.
>There's data to back up both sides, really.
No, its not about data you fucking dimwit, it's about whether you have permission to make money off of someone's material.

Why don't you take a break from posting for a bit lad.

>>83403329
He sure loves his 13 year olds

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https://twitter.com/niasalterego/status/860378480470446080

Holy shit. Nia is the fucking worst. How did Bill EVER end up with this bitch?

Like seriously, she must've sucked his dick, cupped his balls, and french kissed his asshole in order for him to even consider marrying her.

She's just nasty all around. There's no way Bill Burr will want to stay with her for a few more years. They're gonna divorce and Bill is gonna wonder how he ended up in a fucked up situation.

Man, the dude could've gotten himself a nice asian girl. He could've probably gotten some nice eastern european girl. But no, he chose the most vindictive black broad he could find and is stuck getting physically abused by her. It's so fucked up, especially since I admired how much he used to say the most blunt and honest shit without a care in a world. now this dude's gotten effectively neutered by this bitch and is outright lying to himself that the situation isn't FUBAR.

>>83395749

wow i saved the thread with this post when it was about to fall off the board and now it's got over 200 posts. i feel special.

>>83403480
>IT DONT
fucking niggers

>>83403480
I think he just has some deep self-hatred for himself.

Oh god, you sound like a bunch of 12 year old girls fawning over Orlando Bloom the way you're shitting on Nia
>WHY IS HE WITH HER SHE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM REEEEEEEEEE

>>83403605
you've changed bill

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>>83403331
>stitcher is making money by using podcasts to sell its advertisments
>some podcasters let them do it for free bc they like the exposure
>some podcasters agree to a cut from the revenue being generated by their material on sticher
>some don't want their material on stitcher at all
>stitcher decides to use podcasters' material to make money and do not notify the podcasters so that they can keep all the money for themselves
>"Woops, well now that you know we're making money off you... uh, you uh.. want in in this?"

I don't see how any amount of explaining could make his point appear legitimate. If you think he was correct on any level you'd probably be crying like a little bitch too after 5 mins with Joe and Bill trying to explain how the law works in the way you would to a child.

>>83400927
I still think of his nature box ad every time I hear about that stuff, it was amazing
>JUST EAT A FUCKING BANANA

>>83396290
Rogan is as insightful as Charlie Rose, they both have good guests. Sell those sensory deprivation tanks Joe. Eh, I'm such a snob.

>>83402138
I think it's the dog

>>83403802
It is.

>>83403774
>Rogan is as insightful as Charlie Rose
Current state of the board, right here.

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>>83403463
>you cant see beyond your own solidified opinion
>inserts opinion as truth

kill you'reself my main man

>>83403990
fuck, redban, let it go dude

>>83403721
the company is wrong for doing that without consent, i never said otherwise

the model is viable though.

bill is right in the sense that they shouldn't have taken his property and used it, and redban is right in the sense that stitcher can be helpful if you're not as famous as bill burr or joe rogan

>>83401823
The kid's blacker than Nia. Isn't it funny how genetics work?

>>83403566
He's max level white guilt

>>83404059
very funny


very...funny

>>83403990
>this faggot is actually posting again
It's not an opinion, it's the law - that's why stitcher backed down and that's why redban got bullied into submission like a little cuck bitch.

Don't be so butt hurt.

>>83393046
He's legit happy & it's killing his career.

Gilbert has been gold for thirty years now... do you think he's happy? Was Rodney happy?

GTFO here with your happy.

>>83404233
He doesnt seem happy tbqh.
He seems "restricted". You can tell he still thinks the same shit he always has, only now he pushes them deep down, hoping one day they will go away.

>>83404289
Isn't that called being Irish.

>>83402055
Ryan gosling roney mara

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>>83404048
>redban is right in the sense that stitcher can be helpful if you're not as famous as bill burr or joe rogan

They weren't having a conversation about how helpful stitcher can be to certain persons. They were discussing the LEGALITIES of stitcher's actions. Bill was subjected to obvious fuckery by them and redban was attempting to downplay and justify their actions cuz RSS FEEDZ MANN.

Try watching the podcast without looking for confirmation of bullshit you're already sold on and you might understand what's actually being discussed.

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anyone else going?

>>83404463
Saw him last year at the Terrace in Long Beach and it was pretty chill. He's good live but if you've already seen his interviews and specials, it's not a lot of new material.

>>83396105
Burr married Low Tier God in drag?

>>83404507
I don't watch his interviews and I stopped listening to the podcast over a year ago.

I agree that if you listen to the podcast & interviews obsessively you'll hear some variation of a few bits, as was the case last time I saw him in Toronto 2 years ago. It was still fucking fantastic despite that, but that was thorough pre-cuck era bill.

>>83402529
For anyone interested:

Starts at 2:22:34
https://youtu.be/zeKsMbXeLSI?t=2h22m34s

I haven't heard it myself, looking forward to this.

>>83404558
Legit kek'd

>GET THAT ASS BEAT ON, BILLY

>>83404622
>You think that joke was godly? Get that ass beat.

>>83401882
LMAO

>>83401882
Is Burr going to get his redemption arc soon? We keep plumbing new depths for this poor man. Losing the kid is probably up next.

>>83401644
But he started dating Nia when he was a nobody.

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He finally snapped!

>>83402331
>I dont offer a service and I dont lose money from other people offering said service because I dont offer the service
Well if you want money from people doing that offer the service yourself? You cant say you lose anything before you offer the option for people to use your version of the service.

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>>83401882
NOT funny.

>>83405903
jeez, is this her?

>>83406028
>""her""
anyway, yes

Bill Burr seems to become more Hollywood honestly. Name dropping, going like aha aha yeah, a vague aura of arrogance, complaining about money despite being rich, getting the hot seat after 10 minutes gotta go byeee. Entitled cunt. He desperately needs more people busting his balls. But on the other hand it's not like it matters. Fuck him, who cares.

Because Nigria was going to burn everything he every loved

>>83401836

Robert Denegro relaxed to much

>>83393046
Cause Nia won't let him.

>>83393046
he did? it was only a matter of time after he had his kid. good for him

>>83403844
Not him but what's better about Charlie Rose than Rogan? I've watched both many times.

Charlie Rose might be a bit more critical but other than that they're basically the same.

>>83395872
I've only watched the later episodes of JRE that have Jaime but I've seen Redban in some episodes of Kevin Pereira's podcast years ago. What's wrong with Redban other than interrupting and derailing shit often?

>>83396006
His dad hated niggers, so this is Bill's way of getting back at him, having a kid that looks nothing like him and ending his bloodline

>>83401424
I actually thought it was pretty good

>>83406975
Redban is way too silly and derailed conversations, on the other hand he kept the Podcast grounded for the same reasons.

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>>83398985
and not comedian friends as well

>>83398985
What do I know, but I think considering how Rogan talks about "work ethic" and doing whatever he probably just got disgusted by Redban because despite having all the connections and being hooked up by Rogan himself Redban still turned out to be a fat loserish degenerate. All the chances pissed in the wind.

>>83403566
someone post the video of bill crying about his dad on stage please

>>83395774
He had two kits. The John Bonham kit and Bill's personal kit. The Bonham one sat in the corner of Bill's garage. He never used it. He still has his drums and practices regularly. It's like you guys dont actually listen to the podcast.

>>83401882
It makes me laugh how someone actually wrote this with their time

>>83407560
how much time do you think it takes to write something like that?

>>83401782
I have never heard him say "The family back East"

>>83401782
>even his comedy is shit
i may agree with everything else you said besides this. i absolutely hate stand up comedy and bill burr is the only person who can make me laugh. he is very good.

>>83399988
t. virgin

>>83407645
15 hours

why cant bill just be funny again

>>83407560
t. billy redface

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>>83407560
The lovely Nia everybody!

>>83410204
Cynicism has had its day. Its funny to be one while in a golden age of posterity but now the US as a country is beginning to unravel it's unseemly.

>>83393151

>f
>shit

fuck off bitch

>>83412658
Back to your cuckshed, Bill.

>heard his last special was shit from pretty much everyone
>just watched it and thought it was great

the audience were shit so it's a little flat but the material's as good as ever

>>83402331
>>83402529
>>83402781
Redban was in the right here even if he couldn't articulate it properly.

>>83396921

this is not your blog.

>>83396006

this is the most flattering picture of nia i've ever seen, which isn't saying much since in all the other ones she looks like a joker

>>83395774

cant someone just say bill burr owned them?

>>83393046

lmao this douchebag is giving relationship advice in his shitty podcast while marrying the GOAT uggo with horrible personality, listening to his advice is like taking flying lessons from al qaeda

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>>83415114
>listening to his advice is like taking flying lessons from al qaeda

>>83393046
He's a busy man with better things to do

And this >>83393151

>>83396794
The fuck is your problem?

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>>83414805
Yeah but he posted them on Craigslist himself

>>83415828
>>83395774
where'd the $1000 go?

>>83406975
you know those 45 minute OMG WOLVES OMG JIU JITSU tangents that happen in every other episode now? he was the dude who recognized it was getting boring and said something crazy to snap everyone out of it

seriously can't wait for bill to find out about the meme

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>>83416201
>>83416201
>>83406975
By now tack OMG SJWs OMG COMMUNISM onto that. He has yet another conservative on the day after tomorrow.

And when it's not a conservative it's some deranged far leftist that doesn't believe in the concept of gender to make everyone left of center look bad.

>>83399988

For obvious reasons. Why do they marry them? Now that's a better question.

>>83408192
Just listen to monday's podcast, cuck. Just one of many examples.

>>83416343
>deranged far leftist that doesn't believe in the concept of gender
are you implying john money didnt make up 'gender' to touch little boys?

>>83408192
He's been doing it for about a month or so now - every. single. episode.

doctor hottie he has on right now is curing me

>>83417088
with her feminist bullshit? if it were up to her you'd die of diseases we have vaccinations for.

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>>83407018
Well, atleast his brother made correct life choices, so lineage still continues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ih2BKRxsxM

Just one of those remainders to have atleast 2-4 kids, because some will be duds.

>>83398349
Before he was fired they had that "X days since last celebrity apology". The apology trend was very high at that point and people were simply out for blood.