I hate movies now

>>83389883
*covenant

>Alien Covenant - philosophical, thinking man's movie, gets trashed and called "boring"

>GOTG2 - literally vidya game jokes and repetitive quips, audiences beg for more

>>83389938
Sad but true.

>>83389938
it would be a better movie if it wasn't in the Alien universe

>>83391454
I would say both Prometheus and Alien would be better films if they where not tried to be attached to it.

>>83389938
>Alien Covenant - B movie horror shlock complete with shower scenes that idiots think is philosophical and thought provoking because it looks nice and has diatribes about gods

>GOTG2 - Inventive plot, well-established and diverse characters, some actual investment in the time and development necessary to make you give a shit, doesn't claim to be anything more than it is, spergs hate it because they can't stand the idea of normies having fun while their lives are miserable

never fails

>>83391510
As good as GotG 1 was, GotG 2 was shit.

>>83391561
GotG 1 was mediocre at best due to a middling, asinine third act. GotG 2 was vastly superior and actually driven by character motivations rather than Marvel cameos to set up future films

>>83389883
This will continue as long as "raking in the cash" is considered more important than storytelling.

>>83391605

That like, your opinion, Man.

and your opinion is fucking wrong,
but I am on the east coast so I am going to bed.