NAME SOMETHING you wear during a movie!

My creepshot camera rig

A falconeering glove

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I'D HAVE TO SAY MY BIG BLACK STRAPON, STEVE

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*leans into stand*

>>83389923
I DON'T WONA HOST THIS SHOW NO MO'

>>83388791
My kinodiaper as otherwise I'll be leaking urine all over the theatre while enjoying the Rock's New Raunchy Comedy Baywatch!

a ski mask and a trench coat, Steve.

>>83389999
Now this here is a satisfied fan!

Towel, Steve!

SCUBA gear, Steve

>>83389950
Lmao

>>83389923
NANI?!

>>83388791
FAAARRRRRT

batman costume

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>>83389999
u excited for rearz new goth diaper?

>>83388791
SUNGLASSES, STEVE!

>>83388791
A CONDOM

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>>83388791

A COCK CAGE, STEVE

GOOD ANSWER

best thread in a while

CAN I LIFE LINE MY WIFES SON ON THIS ONE STEVE??!

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GOOD ANSWER!!

>>83388791
my cuck cock cage

Steve Harvey is unironically one of the best entertainers in the industry

>>83390415
Are you high on crack? he is total shit and predicable, u phag. Give me Al Boreland back as host

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>>83390300
I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

A buttplug

>>83390529
are you a nigger? even if so, this is hilarious ghetto shit.

>>83390529
woulda fooled me up to the point where you said you eat customer's leftovers that they've been touching and putting their germs on

>>83389568
Came to post this.

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newfags

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>>83390208
Got me to chuckle senpai :)

>>83388791
may seem like a stupid question but in reality there's only 2 viable answers to this where a given person would always be wearing that given thing for movies in particular.
The two answers are glasses or underwear.