What will be the first words he'll say?

>>83387019
I'd like you to meat my gay, hispanic lover - Daryl.

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>>83387019
"Hello there!"

You came.

"I sense great power coming from you, greater than my power and Anakins power combined times 1000. You are the chosen one"
Screen cap this

Well, well, well...what do we have here?

>>83387092
This, I hope.

>>83387019
Did you bring the hand too?

>>83387092
Should have been the last line of the 7th film when he revealed himself.

>>83387019
>I am your father

>>83387019
You brought back my droid

>>83387019
"WHATS UP YOUTUBE THIS IS LUKE HERE"

"Braaaaaaaaap ! Haha get it Rey ? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !"

>>83387019
>movie opens mid conversation

>>83387075

fpbp

>>83387019
Do you have a way out of here? I'm so lost ffs.

I've been here alone for a while, you single?

>>83387092
fucking hell this would be perfect, but JewJew Abrams ruined it with the epic 360 degree jewcopter shot of the island

>>83387320
I hope he rapes her hard.

>>83387019
>film opens on the same shot of his face
>his white male instincts take over and he attempts to rape Rey
>Rey deftly beats him and spends the first act of the movie teaching him the ways of the True Light Side

>>83387019

hi! I'm the bad guy but you think I'm the good guy right now! I'll teach you how to be more powerful than you could ever imagine! But first let me take a little blood sample to see what's going on in your jammies!

>>83387019
>Luke: If you are here then that means Han is dead.

>Rey: Yes and his final words were to find you and get training

>Luke: I can't train you, I must go and stop my Nephew the Sith for I am The Last Jedi

>Rey: If you train me you won't be

>Luke: Oh right alright judging by your skills there is nothing more that I can teach you.

>>83387019
begone thot

>>83387019

" Death to the Jews, Race War NOW! "

---Stabs female Jedi

>>83387019
Why is his hand robot again? Where's the artificial skin?

>wow you are such a great Jedi, I can feel it. I bet you could've solo'd palpatine. Oh god rey you're so cool and funny. I'm gonna kill myself because I'll never be as cool as you.

>>83387424
how did you do on your finals buddy?

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>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MUH ISLAND!!??"

>>83387019
"Excuse me but who in the everliving fuck are you? I'm standing here taking a piss and you walk up behind me, hand my lightsaber to me and don't say anything. Also where the fuck did you find that thing I lost it a bottomless pit that most likely led to the atmosphere of a gas planet like 30 years ago? Does it still turn on? Did you out new batteries in it? Also how did you find me? I fucking hid on this planet so no one could find me and left a contrived map to my location that has my exact final spot on it even though I would have no way to give this map to anyone. And you just landed on the exact fucking island that I happen to be on out of this entire fucking planet, did the map also tell you that I was busy pissing? Because I was, now fuck off and let me finish."

"OI CUNT WAT YOU DOIN IN MAH FOOKIN ISLAND? FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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>>83387474

i just managed to write down the final solution before the test was over

check em

>>83387505
10/10 Mark would even say this.

>>83387019
no way, fag

>>83387019
"Dr. Rey, I'm Jedi"

It would be funny if he regressed back to his whiny episode 4 state.

Luke: Who are you?
Rey: I'm...Rey...and, you're Luke Skywalker!
Luke: ...uhhhhhhhh, no I'm not.
Rey: What!? Yes you are! I know it's you!
Luke: Sorry, nope, you got the wrong guy. Bye.

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>>83387542
Good job. I give your term paper a 14 out of 88

>>83387630
t. Joss Whedon

>>83387239
>"WHATS UP YOUTUBE

No it would be more like

>Hey guys LueSky here with another Star Wars movie for you guys and I'm really excited to show you guys this one so why don't guys just get comfy grab some blue milk and kick back for another episode of Disneys Star Wars!

>>83387630

they would do that to him just because he's a prick

>>83387075
FPBP

>>83387019
"DOG niggas"
*takes out lightsabre and cuts her head off
"Fuck you and your bone spurs"

>>83387474

Excellent, I burned the tests because tests are white privilege!